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Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly, but someday, it shall be mine. Ok, no it won't, it belongs to Dan, the maker of iCarly, and always will. Oh, I also don't own any users name on here, so if I use your name, or one similar to your name, I do not own it, it is yours. Happy reading!

(SPOV)

It was Monday morning and Carly and I were getting ready for school. I didn't want to go to school like usual, but this time I had a reason. But nooooo, Carly said I needed to get over my fears.

"Are you ready yet?" Carly asked.

"As ready as I will ever be." I replied in a sarcastic happy voice

"I know you are worried, but don't be, be optimistic."

Then Freddie came into Carly's apartment, looking a little bit worried. He went to Carly and whispered something to her and she whispered something back. And then they went to the computer. I wonder what that is about.

(FPOV)

"Um, Carly, did you read the comments on iCarly? Some people from Ridgeway posted some stuff and now the other viewers are talking about it." This is some serious chiz.

"No, show me."

We walked over to the monitor and I showed her the comments. They were awful, most of them about the rumors about Sam and I.

Seddieforthewin wrote: Wow, I loves me the Seddie, but really? Making out at a school dance? Sam and Freddie should know better.

Mebeseddie1 wrote: I LOVE Seddie, but they have gone too far (a/n: I don't know you, but I guess in real life you would love a make session, IDK though…)

DannySamLover wrote: Really? A Puckett and a Benson together? They would have some weirdo babies.

Freddie'sMother wrote: You people need to stop making fun of my 17 year-old baby. He would do no such thing. I respect my son and Samantha dating.

RidgewayHighFTW wrote: I go to school with these guys, and I should of see this coming from Sam, she's such a trouble maker. With Freddie on the other hand, I wouldn't think of him making out with his own bully. What's wrong with them, I don't know.

CreddieWillRise wrote: That Sam slut needs to stay away from Carly's man, I mean jeez… Freddie is way better off with Carly. CREDDIE FTW!

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WendyGossipGirl wrote: Yep, it is true, I was there at the dance with them and I heard everything. Sam put her tongue DOWN Freddie's mouth. It's official, Sam and Freddie have lost their minds at a school dance and now insane for each other.

"I knew it." Carly and I turn around to see a very upset Sam right behind us.

"The only positive one is really from your Mom, Freddie." Carly, you're not helping.

"Maybe we should-" I started.

"Fredweird, save it! I'm not going to school today. I don't want to hear those rumors anymore."

"You need to go to school; it wouldn't be the same without you." I grabbed her hand and held it.

"Yeah, Freddie's right, it wouldn't be the same without you!" Carly tried to help.

And with that, Carly and I practically dragged her to school.

(SPOV)

"I wanna go home now." I really wanted to get out of here. People were staring at me.

"But, Sam, if you leave now, you won't get your hourly bacon." Carly said holding bacon to my face, and as soon as I reached out to get it, she pulled it away.

"Give me the bacon." I demanded.

"Nope, not until you make it through the day, then you get all your hourly bacon." Carly said bravely.

"You're one brave chick, Shay. And besides, when you give me all of my hourly bacon at the end of the day, it would make it daily bacon."

"Oh, well." Then Carly just walks off to her locker.

"See ya later, Sam; I have to get to my locker." Freddie said while looking around for anyone looking at us, right now, we're clear. Then he kissed me on the cheek.

A few seconds later Wendy came up running to me out of no where.

"Hey, Sam, I saw that kiss on the cheek." and I thought we were free… guess not.

"Look, Wendy, at the dance Freddie and I did n-" Suddenly Wendy's posse came up and got Wendy to come with them, leaving me with an unfinished sentence.

I walked down the hall, getting some "look at that slut" looks from some people. I tried to ignore them, but it was hard. Since when do I care what people think? I'm Sam Puckett, not a daffodil Samantha. This was going to be a very long day.

And, it was. I got some looks from the preps, the nerds, and even some teachers. A couple of jocks were looking at me up and down, trying to undress me with their sick minds I supposed, hoping to get some. And they were not. I was not a slut and I can't believe people are thinking I would do that! I at least want to be in a steady relationship before anything serious starts to happen, and Freddie knows that.

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