Declaimer: I. DO. NOT. OWN. iCarly.

(FPOV)

"Okay, maybe this will wor-" Carly started.

"Carly, just stop it, none of these ideas are going to work. I guess we'll just have to wait and see if the rumors die out themselves." I almost yelled.

"B-but I wanna help you guys!" Carly pouted.

"I know you are, but this is about me and Sam, this doesn't involve you. I know you doing this out of the kindness of your heart, but you need to learn how to stop trying to fight other people's battles, ok?"

"Fine." Carly still pouted.

"Hey guys, I'm going to head home now, call if you need anything." Cintia said walking towards the door.

"Yeah, Carly, I'm going to go now too, I'm going to see what's taking Sam so long." and I walked out the door.

I'm walking down the street to the Groovy Smoothie when I see and a whole group of people surrounding someone or something.

"Yo Sammy, wanna suck dick?" I heard one dude shout. Sammy? Sammy as Sam Puckett? MY Sam Puckett.

"You could do so much better, but why would you care, Sam Slut?" Oh that chick just did not go there!

I run up to the crowd, trying to push people out of the way.

"Hey, it's Freddie; did you come here to get laid again?" Some red headed chick asked.

"No, what's going on here? Where's Sam?" I ask.

"Your bitch is over there!" she pointed into the middle of more people. Seriously, how many people are here?

"Sam's not a bitch!" and with that I turn to the middle of the crowd.

"Sam! Are ya in there? Sam!" I yelled.

I saw here get pushed around by some jocks. And she's letting them beat her up! That's not like her at all! I then find the courage and strength to pull her out of the jock's grasp and pull her to safety. We ran all the way back to my apartment and Carly's apartment.

"Thanks, Freddie. You saved me." Sam apologized, then gave me a hug. Wow… this is a side of Sam Puckett I've never seen before.

"You're -you're welcome." and we walked into the Shays' apartment.

"Hello, kiddo's that think they live here and always eat my food." Spencer said then went on to mow his… lawn? (**hint hint, wink wink**) Ok, that's weird, even for Spencer.

"Hey Spence" Sam and I said in unison.

"I'm going up stairs! B-R-B!" Spencer ran up stairs like he had the runs.

"Hey Sam."

"What Fredweird?" She seemed annoyed.

"What happened back there?" I asked.

"I don't want to talk about it, and don't even try to- oh look, they have leftover Pini's lasagna!" I ran over with out thinking and got a fork and dived in to the leftovers with Sam. Usually, I wouldn't behave like this, but I love Pini's!

"Mmmmm… so good." Sam moaned.

We moaned in groaned with pleasure of the delicious food as if we have never had it before

"NOSEXINMYKITCHEN!" We turned around to see a red faced Spencer.

"Oh… you guys are just eating some leftovers… right?" He asked.

We nodded yes.

"Oh… well got to get back to mowing my lawn!" and we finished the lasagna.

Wow that was a fun chapter to write… did you see any iDate Sam and Freddie thingy ma-jiggers? ;)