Notes: Spoilers for season six of Supernatural. This is a piece of pure, unadulterated crack. It's quite...special. P.S. It is not real. It's just a spectacular idea my sister, cousin, and I came up with the other day, and it demanded to be written. I didn't want to publish it as a separate story so...feel free to ignore.

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"Boss, I could really use some leave time…" Tony started, but paused when Gibbs glanced over.

"What for, DiNozzo?"

"You see, it's kind of a Winchester issue…"

"Spit it out."

Tony sighed, "It seems Dean's friend Castiel is 'being a douche' and declared himself the 'new God'. Naturally, we have to fight him."

Blue eyes steeled, "Grab your gear."

"Wha—

"I said, DiNozzo, grab your gear," Gibbs said slowly, as if talking to a child.

Tony blinked, but complied. The next thing he knew, he was standing in a field next to his brothers with the power-tripping Castiel monologuing in front of them.

"As I have said before, I am the new God! I spared your lives on merely a whim—

SMACK!

Three pairs of eyes widened as all the souls were sent flying out of Castiel. Standing next to the angel was Gibbs, hand still extended from head-slapping Castiel.

Tears filled dark eyes as Castiel fell to his knees, "Father!"

Three hours later and one long explanation, it was revealed that Gibbs was in fact God, and had merely chosen to live human lives for the past two millennia. After being told of Castiel's transgression, he simply couldn't sit in the stands anymore.

"Dude, you've been working for God," Dean told Tony.

"I always suspected He had superpowers, but this? This takes the cake."

Sam approached Gibbs, "So what are You going to do now?"

"My cover's blown, so I think I might go visit the kids, release your brother from Hell, and go talk to Luci and Mikey. After that…I haven't played God for a while. Maybe I'll make another version of Earth where none of this happens."

"You can do that?"

Gibbs looked over at Sam, face asking "Did you really just ask that?" Sam laughed sheepishly in response.

"It's probably best that I go now, before Dean remembers that he's mad at Me."

"Yeah, that'd probably be best. What about Your life as Gibbs?"

"I'll go back to it, when I have time. That's the beauty part of being Creator."

And with that, Gibbs turned on his heel, disappearing into the ether.