The setting is a pink room with sparkly pink and white furniture and a puffy pink canopy over the fuchsia bed. Ty Lee is sitting happily on the bed, Mai is not in the room, and Azula is perched on a white throne with the words 'Pretty Princess' written all over it-in sparkly pink glitter pen. Azula is clearly disgusted.
Ty Lee: A-Z-U-L-A is back! And we have more letters!
Azula: Uh, Ty? There is GLITTER all over my back.
Ty Lee: *giggles* Don't you feel all sparkly and pretty now?
Azula: *mutters* I'mgonnakillthisperson…
Ty Lee: Hey, did you send Mai to get the letters?
Azula: Yes. Oh, here she is!
Mai: *walks into room* Azula, you only got-
Azula: *interrupts* I don't want to know. Just read them, Ty.
Ty Lee: Okay!
Dear Azula,
Thank you very much for answering my letter, and no matter what PassionWorks
or WereFaerie say, I'm your number one fan! Like, I'm president of the Azula
fan club, when I joined FFN, my avatar was of you (The only reason I changed
it was because of FGTC), and my penname was BlueFireGirl1237 (Once again,
changed because I wanted my name somewhere in it for FGTC (Which, almost has
100 reviews!))
My question for you: Well two, somewhat personal, kind of depressing
questions, in "Zuko Alone", how did the 'talk' go with your mom? I mean, it's
the last time we see you ever seeing her...
Second question: What's with your dad's beard? Did you ever crave to slice it
off? Cuz I do.
Thanks again,
~Fyre
Azula: I'm going to say a very Ty Lee-ish thing right now…Yay! It's my good friend Fyre!
Dear Fyre,
Well, obviously I'm going to answer your letter. Isn't that the point of this? I'd have thought you'd have known that. And I truly believe you are my #1 fan. I mean, Werefaerie restrains my shockingly amazing personality on her show. You don't really. I've read Fyre's Guide to Creativity. It's extremely witty and good. I actually enjoyed it. Oh, you have an Azula fan club? Good job! You're one step closer to saving the world! Ah, its nice to know that there is one writer who totally worships me.
Werefaerie: (who's just here for this short dialogue) Hey! What about me?
Azula: You, on my list of favorite authors, are in second place, with Fyre here winning.
Werefaerie: WHY?
Azula: Because you and your 'Avatar buddy' have a 'Hug a Zuko' holiday.
Werefaerie: But he's just so HUGGABLE!
Oh, just to save Werefaerie's feelings, two authors who totally worship me.
Ty Lee: Oh my gosh, Azula! You've NEVER saved somebody's feelings before!
Azula: I feel generous today.
Ty Lee: Wow, today must be a gift from the gods. Azula's being nice!
Azula: *punches Ty Lee in the stomach*
Ty Lee: *groaning* Never mind…
Well, Fyre, she basically just told me that pushing Mai and Zuko into the pond was completely unacceptable. Then she left to do something or other, I really don't recall. I really don't care about his beard. I used to want to slice it off, but then when I accidentally burned an inch of it off when I was 10, I got screamed at by both Mother and Father. That's when I just stopped wanting to slice it off.
Your Welcome.
Your favorite character,
Azula
Azula: Mai, next letter! Pass it over to Ty Lee.
Mai: *who's sitting on a square of fluffy pink carpet and looking bored* Here. *throws letter over to Ty Lee*
Ty Lee: *catches it* Oww…I got a paper cut. *whips out a Hello Kitty bandaid* Nothing Hello Kitty won't be able to fix!
Azula: Just read it. Bandaids come later.
Ty Lee: Okay…
YO Az!
I'm liking the new show! Hahah i figured it was only a matter of time before
you got your own place in the spot light, but i must ask. Are you going to be
showing up on ask the Avatarians again? Or did you just completely ditch the
show? cause I mean I had this great thing goin' on with that show, where i
ALMOST convinced you that like Jetzula was your calling and i was wondering am
totally gonna have to drop that now? I really hope not! Also i meant to ask
you last time but i kinda forgot what's your favorite nickname for yourself,
and for all the other avatar characters?
Love,
LifeTimesWorth
Azula: Wait, is this the person who won't stop obsessing over her imaginary insane world where I love Jet and vice versa?
Ty Lee: I think so!
Azula: Aghhh….Do I have to answer?
Ty Lee: Yes you do!
Azula: Ugh.
Dear Worth (you know what? Since you have 'Time' and 'Worth' in your name, I think I'll call you Cogsworth. Let me restart)
Dear Cogsworth,
Number one, you cannot call me anything but 'Princess Azula'. No abbreviations.
I loathe them. Yes, I like the new show as well. If Werefaerie didn't put me in my own show soon, I would have slowly and painfully killed her. Mwahahaha! Just kidding. I really would have killed her though. Yes, I unfortunately will be showing up on Ask the Annoying People. You can go on with your persuading that I am deaf to. I call Zuko…Zuzu, obviously, and Katara 'filthy peasant'.
Ty Lee: You know, Azula, she's technically a princess.
Azula: *eyes wide with revolusion* What?
Ty Lee: Yup, she's the daughter of the Southern Water Tribe's chief. So she's your equal.
Azula: *choking in horror, face red in revolusion*
Ty Lee: Is she okay?
Mai: She'll be fine.
Azula: *faints*
Ty Lee: Well, since Azula here can't really answer letters in her horrified, unconscious state, let's end the show for today.
Mai: Goodbye. I hate you all. Not you, if you're watching this, Zuko.
Ty Lee: Bye bye! Love ya people!