AZULA 3

Azula: You know, it's very bleak and un-sunny today. At least at the horrid place I am.

Ty Lee: But…you're in Werefaerie's room!

Azula: Yes…

Werefaerie's room is green, white, and fluffy looking. Ty Lee is satisfied by the fluffiness, Azula doesn't like it, and Mai…well, Mai really doesn't care. Azula is sitting on her green fluffy bed with a white canopy, looking comfortable and disgusted. Ty Lee is sitting on the floor, where Mai pushed her so she could have the little computer chair.

Mai: There's some letters for you. *tosses a packet of letters at Azula, who just lets them land in front of her*

Azula: Ty Lee, read them.

Ty Lee: Alright!

Dear Azula

I know why I want to kill Aang - the little loser - and why Zuko did but why did you want to kill him?

~kate882

Azula: Short and a good question…I guess I'll answer.

Dear Katie,

Numero uno, Not Azula, PRINCESS Azula. Didn't I say that already? And you want to kill the Avatar? Good for you! I wanted to because Daddy promised me a HUGE raise on my allowance, so I took the job. I also enjoy humiliating Zuzu.

There you go.

Umm….From,

Azula

Ty Lee: Oh no!

Azula: *moans* What now?

Ty Lee: The paper cut from last episode is bleeding again. *whips out old Hello Kitty bandaid* You always save the day, Hello-

Azula: *Burns up the bandaid*

Ty Lee: Aww… *paper cut gushing blood*

Azula: Read!

Ty Lee: *whimpers* Okay…

Azula,

In WF's new fic Roji: The fire lord's runaway, how did you take over? And how did you get the four teenagers to follow you? (including my oc Luna)

Thanks,

-Luna

Mai: How did you take over? You better not have killed me!

DEAR Loony,

You should start with, Dear Princess Azula. It's the best way to get on my good side. And if I told you that, Werefaerie would kill me for spoiling. Well, she can't really kill me. She'd lose a LOT of reviewers. Plus I'd London Broil her. But I CAN tell you that Mai and Zuko have a lot of annoying kiddies I have to hunt down and fry.

Yours,

Azula

Azula: I'm bored…

Mai: No kidding.

Azula: You should know, you never kid. Next!

hey Princess Azula,

i'm baack. Remember, the Sokkla fan from ask the avatarians? Just gotta ask you, whywontyoudatesokka? wittyinyourindividualways.

naws, down to serious beeswax, Why do you think Ursa thinks you're a monster? She never said it to you according to my understanding.

thesomethingness

Dear Something,

I really don't care that you're back. In fact, I'd appreciate it if you left. But you won't. So blah. Unfortunately, I remember you. Damn perfect memories like mine. I won't date Sokka for many reasons. He's slapstick humor, un-funny, un-attractive (what male wears a ponytail other than the other boy loser in my life, Zuko) and absolutely not worthy of royalty. How should I know what she thinks? I know I'm amazing and all, but I can't read minds! I'd assume she thinks me insulting Zuzu is monstrous.

Not Yours,

Azula

Azula: WHEN WILL THIS TORTURE END?

Ty Lee: I hope never!

Azula: Why am I friends with you?

Ty Lee: Because you need someone to boss around!

Azula: Oh yeah.

Ty Lee: I'll read now.

Hey there Azzie! Just wanted to tell you that I hate your freaking guts! I also got some questions for ya!

1) Do you luv Jet? Come on, we all kno you do!

2) WHY DO YOU HATE ZUKO? I mean, he's just so... EEEE I FREAKING LOVE HIM! Please don't kill me Mai, I ship Maiko!

3) Which would you rather do: eat a live puppy-squirrel or punch Katara in the nose?

4) Just like in the last episode, you need to realize: KAT'S A FREAKING PRINCESS! Not to mention she's dating Aang so she could have you brutally murdered with the snap of her finger.

5) a question for Ty Lee: would you rather have a lifetime supply of glitter or candy?

6) a question for Mai: have you ever considered using cookies instead of knives?

7) and finally a question for Ozai: ARE BEARDS ANNOYING?

Okay, I'm done! Love your loyal hater, iLuvZuzu!

Dear ZuzuLover,

I disliked you the second I saw your penname. I didn't care about the insults. I get them so much I've grown immune to them. And I am Princess Azula, not Azzie. No, I loathe Jet, and he feels the same way. Zuko is a self-humiliating imbecile.

Mai: I don't care about one fangirl. He complains about them a lot. He dislikes you.

Azula: *dryly* Thanks for that input, Mai. Let's keep focused here.

I would most definitely punch Katara in the nose. What's the fun of eating something that's living and clawing at you? I'm not a rabid freak who eats live animals! And for 'Kat' being a princess, she doesn't look as pretty as me or is as amazing and powerful as me, so therefore I don't care. The Avatar is too humane-ugh- to kill me. Didn't you see Sozin's Comet?

Ty Lee: Well, I'd rather have candy, because then I can get really hyper and scare AC Moore people into giving me glitter!

Did you get that? Well, I'm not transcribing it.

Mai: No. Cookies are round and yummy.

Ty Lee: YAY!

Mai: Knives are sharp and pointy.

Ty Lee: Noooo!

Mai: I prefer sharp and pointy knives.

Still not transcribing. Daddy isn't here. If he was, this would be called AZULA and Ozai who's tagging along.

The feeling's mutual,

Azula

Azula: Ty Lee, before I pour alcohol on your cut and Firebend onto it, keep reading.

Ty Lee: Okay….*whimpers*

Dear Azula,

What is your favorite color? Have you ever considered getting a Facebook account? Are you into hunting? And what do you think of fics that pair you with Sokka?

-Nate the Ape

Azula: Short. Good, I'm tired.

Dear Monkey,

I enjoy the color blue, shockingly. For all you Azutara (Oh my Agni no) and Sokkla (not as bad, but still awful) fans, not because they have the color blue associated with them but because of my amazing fire and lightning. It's blue. Duh. No, and I don't have/want a Facebook account. I can just order my friends to come over instead of chatting online with them. I enjoy hunting. I like seeing the light leave the animal's eyes before it dies. I think it's just a tiny bit of generic evil seeping in through my unique evil powers. Did I not make myself clear about Sokkla Fanfiction that I loathe them?

Unsincerely,

Azula

Azula: How many left?

Ty Lee: Three.

Azula: Agghhh. *lies back on bed* Just get it over with.

Ty Lee: It's from your friend Fyre.

Azula: *perks right up* Oh, thank Agni! A normal person!

Hello Princess Crazy.

To make you aware, Fyre and I are FRATERNAL twins. Therefore, Katara is my favorite character. Not you.

I am not dissing you, seeing as Fyre would murder me if I did. I am simply putting the truth ou there before I begin my fangirl squeals.

Okay, quick question: Do you like how your portrayed in my sister's crazy story? More importantly, so you like how I'm portrayed?

Secondly: Have you ever seen Fyre in the mental health facility you went to? She's been to so many I lost count.

With some love,

~Panakin

Azula: Who's this?

Ty Lee: Her twin.

Azula: I don't know if that's good or bad.

Dear Pan,

I'm not crazy. I'm unique. And FYI, Fyre's better than you now because you like Katara better than me. Oh, you're not dissing me? You are subtly dissing me so Fyre doesn't notice. I'll tell her. I think you're crazy (not in a bad way, just in a humorous way) and I am amazing, as always in FGTC. And I believe I did see two twin girls running around, one looking crazy and laughing maniacally, and the other one looking scared and holding a creepy doctor needle. Was that you two?

Not sure what to say,

Azula

Dear Azula,

Sorry about my sister. She's just like Zuko, only not as cute and more deadly.

Okay, so am I allowed to call you anything but 'Princess Azula of the Fire Nation, should-have-been Fire Lord and greatest bender of all time'?

Secondly: Who on the show do you hate the most? Is it Katara or Zuko?

Thirdly: I am touched you read FGTC. If you don't mind my asking, do you like the parts where you beat up Zuzu?

With love,

~Fyre

Dear Fyre, It's okay. Your sister really isn't that bad. You can call me that, I'd highly appreciate it. But you can call me Azula if you want because you're one of my friends. I hate Katara the most because infuriatingly, she's my equal in status. Zuko…well, I can just tell Daddy to ground him and POOF, he's out of my life for a few days. I thoroughly loved those parts. I would enjoy seeing a sequel to this.

Yours truly,

Azula

Ty Lee: *sighs* next letter.

Hello ZULIE!

Cogsworth that's best you got! And don't deny the Jet love, god you can be such a hater! Like way be Azzie! Oh and by the way i will NEVER refer to you as Princess Azula, just for the record. But I'm glad you choose to respond to my letter i feel honored (not really) but anyway what's up with your big hate with Zuko, i mean personally i think there's a little bit of Jealousy goin' on there but hey, i guess it's up to you to tell me? Yeah and Ty Lee, i just wanted to take the time to say hello, and that i think your a really fun person! You're welcome.

With Love,

LifeTimesWor- Excuse me CogsWorth.

Dear Cogsworth,

You just have no sense of humor or amazingness. Cogsworth is amazing. And I'm not explaining why I hate Zuko again. I'm tired of doing it.

Tick Tock! Time's flying! Oh, you have to go. Bye!

Boredly,

Azula

Ty Lee: That was the last letter.

Azula: THANK AGNI!

Ty Lee: Okay, well, see you next time on A-Z-U-L-A!

WOW I APOLOGIZE! sorry I got a new computer and totally forgot about AZULA! HOW COULD I? *facepalm*