It had been almost a month since Kakashi had witnessed the conversation between the Third Hokage and Naruto and he was starting to notice some really peculiar things about the boy...and himself.

To start with the blond had had his non stop attention since the Zabuza incident, after he had been captured Naruto had come up with a brilliant plan to set a trap for the mist nin, and had shocked and awed all of the people present when zabuza wound up curled up on his side on the ground cowering in front of the boy while telling them his deepest darkest secrets, one of which had just been pitiful.

Really, what kind of bad ass shinobi wet the bed until they turned sixteen? Zabuza apparently.

Frankly he had been more surprised than anyone that the Third hokage's words about Naruto's personality being scary had been right on the money.

He had been going to therapy ever since that mission. And he wasn't the only one that needed the therapy, in his opinion Zabuza needed it more than he did since the man had not only gone rogue again; impressive for a criminal. But the man and his partner had both gone so far as to follow Naruto back to the village and join the leaf as their comrades, just because Zabuza had a thing for the petite blond knocking him around.

What was it Sakura had called him, a masochist maybe?

Kakashi couldn't have agreed more since he had witnessed the blond beating the man down every day or so, it had practically become a routine for them to see such things happening now a days.

But that wasn't what had really caught his attention. It was the fact that the boy had disappeared for two weeks and he had found him standing in for the Hokage as an assistant...dressed as a curvy young woman.

He had just popped himself into the Hokage's office after being summoned for a mission and found himself standing inbetween Gai, and Anko, both of whom were staring at the angelic beauty sitting behind the Hokage's desk. He pointed at the girl and looked at Gai clueless about what was going on.

"Who's the babe?" He asked curiously.

Gai shrugged while Anko studied the lovely girl a little more closely, jesus her breasts were big for a kid her age. Anko looked down at her chest and frowned. Wondering why wasn't hers that nice and luscious?

Those knockers had caught Gai, and Kakashi's attention as the girl had shifted slightly in the seat. Typical men, idiots the whole lot of them. Anko thought as she resigned herself to sitting back and watching the fools trip over each other because it was funny to her.

"My name is Evangilen, you can call me Eva for short. I'm filling in for lord Hokage as his assistant since he has'nt been feeling well for the past week or so. I was asked to act as temperary Hokage in his stead." The girl said with a kind smile. Kakashi, Anko and Gai all cocked their heads to the left as they considered what the girl had just said. Intresting.

"Lord Hokage is ill? Is he alright?" Anko fairly shrieked in their ears, her face suddenly pale. The blond behind the desk blinked at her outburst and had to resist the urge to cover her ears.

She put her hands up in a placating guesture and gave the distraught woman a kind smile. "He will be fine in another few days, a week at the most. He's been suffering from an extreme case of exhuastion for a while now and I'm afraid that he just needed to stop work for a while to get some rest and relax. This job is very stressful and isn't good for a man his age. He wanted me to ask you Anko-chan if you would like to stay here in the tower with him until he was better."

He knew that the woman would worry about him until he was back on his feet again.

Anko was quiet for a few moments, she seemed genuinly shocked by the blond's words. "C-Could I?" Anko asked in a small voice as the blond got up, she was slightly taller than Kakashi had thought that she was, and she reminded him of someone...Naruto, maybe?

He focused on her face before realising why she reminded him of Naruto, her face was exactly like his, even the eyes, and hair were the same. Naruto?

"He's right through that door napping. You can go in and check him for yourself if you like, a medic will be coming by later on to check his vitals and such just to be sure that everything is in perfect working order." The blond said gently as she silently turned the knock to the door across the room and then stepped back so that Anko could peek in.

Sarutobi lay on the narrow bed snoring softly, Uzu laughed softly.

She had always teased him when she was younger about his snoring, and the fool had argued back that he never snored, she should record his snoring and play it back for him later. That would bother him to no end. Anko quietly slipped inside the room and pulled the blanket up over the elderly man that had always been like a father to her, since Orochimaru had abandoned her.

"I'll let you stay here, Anko-chan." The girl said as she pulled the door closed and turned to look back at the two men. Kakashi had a funny look on his face behind his mask, his dark blue eye was narrowed slightly as she moved back to the desk.

Was this girl really Naruto? The two looked so alike that they could have been twins, so he was guessing yes.

But what the hell was Naruto doing running around with a body like that? He was a total hottie with boobs! Kakashi was suddenly overtaken by an intense feeling of dread. What if someone saw Naruto like this and realised who he was and did really hot-er bad things to that sexy-er cute little body! No he couldn't allow Naruto out of his sight!

If he did then someone would grab the blond from behind and hike that shockingly short skirt up around his hips and slid himself inside that blissfully tight body, and listen to the blond moan while he made some shadow clones and had the blond take turns sucking their cock until he came inside of him.

His nose started to trickle blood as he visably shuddered, his pants suddenly felt just a little too damp and warm for his liking.

"And that is what your mission will be, any questions?" Uzu asked the two men. Gai shook his head as Kakashi looked down at his feet and asked in a trembling voice,

"Can I have a couple of tissues?" He needed to hit the restroom before leaving so that he could clean the cum from the inside of his pants.