The stunned woman on the floor glared at her with renewed malice as Sarutobi walked into the room and looked from Gai to Uzu, then to Jiraiya then the woman on the floor, she had one large red palm print on her face, Jiraiya's doing he would assume since no one else in the room had a hand that size. "Whats going on here?" He asked curiously as the woman got to her feet and threw herself into his arms crying, she would fix that little blond witch.

"Oh Lord Hokage! That horrible girl attacked me and then said such terrible things. She claimed that she was the Hokage, and then Master Jiraiya hit me..." The woman mock sobbed against the elderly man's shirt. Sarutobi made a soft humming sound, so that was what was going on. Intresting.

"That girl should be exicuted for treason." The woman continued, Sarutobi grabbed the woman and pushed her away.

"I will not exicute our Hokage on the whim of some painted trollop, get out." The man said coldly as he shoved the nurse out the door and slammed it closed before turning to Uzu.

"Are you okay?" He asked as he studied her pale face. She nodded despite the fact that he could see the bruises forming on her neck, as soon as he found out what all the fuss was about he was going to go hunting for fools who needed to have their asses kicked. And he was pretty sure that Jiraiya would go with him, he looked like he was about to burst with anger.

"I'm fine. Just a bit pissed." She said tiredly, that last bit of stregnth she had used to attack the woman had taken up everything she had left presently, she was now finding it difficult to keep her eyes open.

Sarutobi looked at her then at Jiraiya. The tall man bent his arms and shaped a cradle and mouthed the word baby to him before letting his arms fall back to his sides. Sarutobi's eyes widened and he looked back at Uzu with an ecstatically happy look on his face before he cocked his head and started to ask why she was pissed.

Gai answered for her, "The nurse said that the council had ordered the baby to be terminated." He said gently as he looked down at the blond worried. If she was having Kakshi's baby then he would have to help the man keep an eye on her.

"They did what?" Sarutobi snarled in a dangerously low tone as he processed Gai's words, there would be blood for this! Lots of it, since Uzu would murder anyone who even tried to kill her baby. And it was'nt just her, who would murder people, Kyuubi would be picking off people at random from now until the day the two died.

"Jiraiya, I want you to go find Tsunade and bring her back to the village. I may need her help during the pregnacy." Since it's very likely that I'm carrying more than one child. She thought tiredly. Jiraiya nodded and teleported himself out of the hospital.

"Saru, I need you to stay where you are for just a little bit longer. Your position as the 'real Hokage' will be our hidden ace. We'll wait until they try to make a move and then we'll crush them once and for all." Uzu said as her eyes slipped closed, she was simply to exhausted to stay awake any longer.

Sarutobi reached out and checked her pulse, it was a bit weak but it was there and that's all that mattered. "Gai, I need you to keep the fact that she is our Hokage a secret for now." Sarutobi said as he took her from the taijutsu master and put her back in the bed and pulled the covers up over her shoulders so that she would stsay warm while she rested.

"Even from Kakashi?" Gai asked.

The elderly man looked at him over his shoulder. "Yes, even from Kakashi."

Sarutobi sat in Uzu office later that day looking over the papers for the chunin exam and felt like crying, that damn girl had found a way to get out of the paper work and foist it onto him. Still this was important and that was why he was doing it while he planned a proper wedding for Kakashi and Uzu. He loved that little blond brat like one of his own children and she was not having her baby out of wedlock or he would be breaking some of Kakashi's bones.

He picked up one of the papers and stared at it, bloody hell, she was planning to enter the chunin exam. He frowned as he looked over her qualifications for the exam and wondered if he could get away with promoting her to jounin without a reason. Probably not, since it would raise too many questions, so he would have to talk with her and see if she still planned on taking part in the exam two weeks from now.

She probably would still want to take part in it, but he was'nt sure if he could let her in her condition. The stress might cause her to lose the baby.

Nine days later-

She was going to go mental, and start picking people off with a blow gun if she didn't get out of the damn room and find Kakashi. The damn doctors and nurses were driving her crazy with their constant pampering, and then there was the fact that several of them had been sent to kill her baby and harm her.

She had ended up killing them and had stuffed their bodies in the locker across the room and had noticed late last night after the last attempt on her and her baby's lives that she was running out of room in the locker, and there were too many bodies hidden in the air vent above her head, if she killed anyone else and tried to stuff them in there the roof would collapse.

She stood up and grabbed the bag of clothes that Sarutobi had brought to her and went through it for a minute and found a nice white long sleeved shirt that hung off the shoulder, and a cute long black gypsy skirt and quickly pulled both of them on then took the brush out of the bag and brushed her hair until it shined and quickly braided it then left the room to go looking for her way ward hubby.

The fool had probably gotten lost or something.

Kakashi had lost his will to live after nine days and nights strait of Gai's non stop talking, the poor man kept hopeing that the Hokage would make good on his promise and kill him.