We're Gunna Die!

Rose's POV

$2,000, 15 bags, and a very angry sales lady later, we walked out to the car.

"You didn't have to be so mean to her, Rose." Dimitri scolded me as I got in the passenger seat.

"Did you even realize that while you were in the dressing room she was peaking?" I said to him. "She was rude and perverted. At least the second store we went to the girls only stared at you while you stayed in your clothes."

"You should have said something nice to her. Got her to leave, but nicely." He said standing his ground.

"What? Something like 'Excuse me miss, would you stop looking at my husband while he is changing?'. That's not how I work, and you know it. You're lucky I kept my voice down."

"I guess your right about that." He chuckled. "So, where do you want to go?"

"Let me see if there is a map in the glove." I said and pulled one out of. I opened it up and gasped. "Abe has this thing marked! There's a green dot every where he owns a house! I realized he was rich but like holy crap!" I laughed and Dimitri laughed with me. After a lot of debating, we both settled on Greenville, Alabama. We nodded and set off south.

**VA**

"I spy something blue." He said.

"The sky?"

"No."

"The water?"

"No."

"That car?"

"No."

"That sign?"

"No."

"I give up."

"The light on the dashboard." He said.

"That's in the car! That's so not even fun! You're supposed to do things that are outside!" I yelled at him. All he did was laugh.

**VA**

"Her eyes, her eyes, make the stars look like they're not shinin' . Her hair, her hair, falls perfectly without her tryin'. She's so beautiful and I tell her every day."

"Stop it, you're making me blush." I said to Dimitri as he continued singing with the radio.

**VA**

"Are we there yet?" I asked for the second time.

"No."

"How 'bout now?"

"No."

I kept saying it every five seconds.

Five minutes later.

"Now?"

He finally burst.

"NO!"

"Hehehe…"

**VA**

"Can I drive? We've been on the road for ten hours now, and I have already taken a nap so now it's your turn." I told him, as I saw his eyes droop.

"Fine…" He pulled over and we switched seats.

40 minutes later.

"Will you stop staring at me?" I said from the driver's seat. "I told you to take a nap!"

"I'm afraid you're going to kill us." He said back.

I sighed. "Fine. Be like that."

**VA**

It had been 6 hours since I had gotten him to sleep. Now, it was time to wake him up since we only had about two hours to go. I started to swerve the car. "Ahh! Oh my god! We're going to die! Ahh!"

He snapped up. "What happened?" He looked around us, and I steadied the car. When his eyes settled on me, I started to laugh.

"You should have seen you face! It was so funny!" I said, still laughing.

"Not funny, Rose." He grumbled and turned to look out the window.

"I'm sorry, Comrade, I just had to." I said, after the laughing fit stopped.

All he did was sigh. And I sighed right along with him.

"I really am sorry." I mumbled.

"I know, and you are forgiven. Now pull over."

"Why?"

"Just do it." I did and I turned the car off. He unbuckled his seatbelt and jumped on top of me. We got a few honks as people saw Dimitri attacking my lips with his own.

About half an hour later, we were back on the road.

"Why are you speeding, Roza?" He asked me from the passenger's seat.

"Because I want to get to the house so we can finish what you started." He chuckled at me.

**VA**

"Holy mother of god." I said staring up at the house. "This is the biggest house I have ever seen in my freaking life!"'

"Me neither. I think we are going to have a hard time finding the bedroom."

"Then we will have to use the couch in the living room." I told him seductively while I opened the door with a key I found. I pushed it open and stepped in. There was a large entry area. There was large staircase on the right side and on the left were two wood sliding doors that led into the living room. Down the hall form that was the kitchen and another sitting room. Directly ahead of us, were doors that I assume led to the outside area. And right above us, was a giant chandelier. It hung low with its thousands of twinkling crystals. Beautiful.

"I actually kind of want to explore now." I told Dimitri. He nodded, still enthralled with the overall beauty. I took off toward the kitchen. I pushed past the swing doors and into the giant room. Every appliance was silver and the counter tops were a black marble. I ran to the fridge and threw it open. Jack pot. Everything from salads to pizza was there, just waiting to be eaten. I started to open all the cupboards to find that they were all stocked as well.

"Roza!" I heard from the basement. I raced down the stairs to see what was wrong but I was too shocked to even move when I saw what he was looking at.

There, in the large cellar, was a complete game room. A pool table, air hockey, pinball, video games, and a mini fridge. And on the other side of the enormous room, was Dimitri staring at a large movie screen. In front of it were about twenty fluffy seats. On the other side was a popcorn machine and a snack bar.

"I love Abe." I said, almost tearing up at the wonderful sight.

"I am starting to like my father in law even more." Dimitri said sarcastically.

"You know you love him…" I said. "He's just so loveable…" I walked closer to him, wrapping my arms around him. "And you… You are loveable too." I kissed him. And let's just say, we didn't even make it up stairs.

**VA**

"I'm hungry." I said.

"I know. I heard your stomach growl." He chuckled.

"Make me food? Please?" I asked him. We were still in the game room and we had just finished watching Gone with the Wind a second time. I still had to buy Scarlett again because I had dropped it when the guardians arrested me.

"What do you want?" He asked as we made our way to the kitchen.

"Black bread." I said.

He smile and started cooking.

An hour later, we sat at table enjoying our wonderful bread. "When your mom told me that you cooked I could barely believe it. But then I started thinking… and I realized, that just makes you even more perfect."

He kissed my forehead. "No one is perfect, Roza. We all have our faults."

"Name one of my faults." I challenged.

"You are arrogant, rude, bigheaded, impulsive-"

"Alright! I get it! I said one!" I said, lightly punching his arm.

He chuckled. "But I don't care about your faults. Al of those things just makes you more perfect in my eyes." I looked up through my thick eyelashes at him.

"Dimitri Belikov, I love you so much. You are the perfect person for me. I couldn't in my life ask for more." I said to him.

"And I love you, Rosemarie Hathaway. You are the most wonderful woman I have ever meant and will meet. You are my other half and I don't think I could go on without you."

Fluffiest chapter in the world! Sorry… Please review!