Rachel again, although the idea for this came from Hannah. Because Morgause is always hissing, and she always seems about to come out with, "I'll show you how sssnakelike I can be!" (Jafar FTW!) Then Arthur's Aladdin (*drool*) and Merlin's the Genie and everything is wonderful. Reviewers will be showered with love. (Don't worry reviewers, I'll protect you.)

Lancelot was growing nervous. Morgause's shield was strong: every spell Merlin had thrown at it had bounced off harmlessly. "Why do you keep trying different spells?" Lancelot asked.

"It's really lots of different shields," Merlin explained. "One to block each spell. I just have to find a spell she missed."

Gwaine said something Lancelot couldn't hear, and Merlin smiled. The next spell he cast went soaring through the shield and hit Morgause.

"Morgause!" called Morgana. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine, thithter," came the reply.

"What?"

Morgause's face was a picture of horror. "Thithter! He hath curthed me with a lithp!"