Author's note: Thank you to devoted2charmed, Kain Everguard, Kazu (dude, you fucking rule), Xenehim, Master Doc, Cornova, and Sakurai-Nyaa for your reviews! I just wanna apologize for not updating my stories in like fucking forever, school sucks, work isn't any easier, I'm a sniper on a paintball team, and to top it all off, I had my heart broken not too long ago. Yeah, life is kicking my ass…. Well, if anything, this is the first time I wrote the chapter before I wrote the author's note, and this took me months to finish. It's not easy writing this stuff, people! I also started watching the HSOD anime; I'm an addict to it. Also! I wanna see if anyone can match up the characters from the actual series to the characters I have here! You'll earn a special shout-out and be allowed to get a sneak peek at my next fanfic! (Kazu, you can't do it simply because I can show you anything at any time, so don't match them up.) Happy reading!
The following file was written in Portuguese and translated into English with as much accuracy as possible. The file has been unedited. File Date: March 19, 2009
Ah fuck it all… my life just keeps getting better and better as it goes along… live in a fucking third world continent, learn how to beat the shit out of everyone with a fucking GameCube, and look, now in the words of the good doctor: "Hey, we got zombies." Fuck. My. Elite. Existence. Ah, nothing to complain about now, I suppose. The name's Miguel, but now that I'm a part of this psycho survival group of a horror story, we all have different names, and mine is Advent. I noticed that everyone besides Kitty (Which is what I call Tezema, and I'll cut your balls off if you call her that.) said something about everyone else, so I'm following her example and refusing to talk about everyone else because if I didn't like them, I'd have them dead, and that's all you need to know. So leaving off from Kazu's entry, he set us up in the Doctor's office, usually I would have that guy's head on a silver platter for scaring the shit out of us like he did… but he saved our lives so I'll call it even. After Kazu asked his obvious question of
"What the fuck do we do now?" Pyro came up with an answer.
"We should head for lesser populated areas, the Caribbean would be the best option, and the continents would only be dangerous to go on right now." Kitty asked,
"And how can you be so sure of that? Have you been in contact with anyone who lives on those islands? If this disease has gone and wiped out almost all of humanity, how will you know we won't be greeted by those damn zombies once we reach the shores?" She turned to face the doctor
"And this guy might as well have a PhD in perception; these things are attracted to sound! If we show up on a Caribbean island, the sound of the boat is going to attract zombies from all over the goddamn island! We'd be surrounded and essentially fucked!" Pyro looked down and thought about that for a moment and he gulped in fear. Geez, Kitty has claws, all right… but it's part of why I love her. Charmed spoke now towards Kitty
"Megan! That was too much! You didn't have to go that far!" Kitty sighed and said
"I'm just stating the facts, Sammy… he doesn't have to like it or anything… I like the idea myself… but as far as I see it, it's not going to work…" Kazu spoke next
"Well, here's how I see it… We're all in this together now and we can't afford to fuck up and leave each other behind… Also… we need to worry about something else, too…" Angel looked over and asked
"Huh? What would that be?" Kazu smiled wide as he gave his answer… oh fuck… his ass is mine if he says…
"Procreation, what else?" That was it, as soon as he said that I got up and wanted to kick his ass, but Kitty held my arm and stopped me, she looked at me and said plainly
"I wouldn't be caught dead having sex with anyone besides you!" That made me feel a bit better until…
"Well, it's a good thing I caught you alive, then!" FUCKING DOCTOR! Kazu started cracking up, and the doctor got a kick to the balls from me and a slap to the face from Kitty, fucking bastard. Pyro and Charmed chuckled a bit, and Angel seemed clueless. After the doctor got back up from what was done to him he said
"Well, I think we should list out all our options before making a decision and then pick the one that works best for all of us." The doctor took out a large paper board and a pen; then he began drawing a figure that vaguely resembled South America… I've seen five year olds do better… he then drew three numbers, a number one where the Caribbean was, a number two on our current location, Caracas, and a Number three somewhere around Argentina or Chile, I wasn't able to tell which. He spoke again… God, I feel like I'm in some fucking classroom…
"Right now we have three options where we are… Option one is what Rodrigo said, we can go over to the Caribbean and see if any of the smaller islands have less of the zombies we've already seen. But as Megan pointed out, we have no way of knowing the conditions of the islands before we arrive. Option two is we decide to use Caracas to our advantage and make a hideout within the city, where provisions are abundant, and the majority of us know the area well. The downfall to that option would be that Caracas was dangerous enough as it was before these zombies decided to show up, and we'd not only be worrying about the zombies, but other survivors as well. Option three is we decide to head south, to other countries. However, this could be the option with the least amount of advantages simply because no one except maybe Miguel is familiar with any parts down south, and aside from the infected, the climate is another factor we must consider. None of us here are accustomed to colder temperatures, save for the girls who were born and lived in America for a while. And since it is March now, winter will soon come in the southern hemisphere, greatly limiting our movement. However, if we all find a good reason to go, then I believe we should go. Any thoughts?" I spoke next and voiced my thoughts
"Well, right now we need to decide a few things; we need to decide on who's going to be leading us and what the fuck we should do with whatever options we pick. We can't just waltz down wherever the hell we damn well please; we need someone to tell us what to do and how to do it. And fuck you all if you choose me!" Angel looked over and asked
"Umm… why not you?" I responded
"Because I'm not gonna be dealing with that stress! I can't handle it and I know I can't! It has to be someone who's willing to put up with everyone's whiny bullshit and can stay calm under pressure!" Kitty spoke next
"Then it sure as hell isn't going to be me or the damn doctor!" Charmed looked confused and asked
"What! Why not you! Or the doctor! You two seem to be the smartest ones here!" Kitty continued
"I'm only smart because I bother to pay attention to shit, but there's no way in hell I have the patience to do something like put up with all of you! And as for the doctor, that's simple enough for me! This guy has a fucking chainsaw and goes berserk at the sight of these damn things! The last thing any of us needs is for him to lose it when we need him the most!" Mr. Sunshine responded
"Well, that is true… Sides, I feel more compelled about the medical aspects than our tactics, we shouldn't be trusting me to make those kinds of decisions. So that means… Kazu, Gabriel, Samantha, and Rodrigo are left to be the candidates for the leader of this group." Angel raised his hand to speak and I said to him while shaking my head,
"Kid, don't worry about raising your hand to talk anymore, you're no longer in fucking school, count that among your blessings." He nodded and he said in his higher-pitched voice
"W-well… I don't think I should be the leader… I mean… I'm not as smart or as brave as any of you…" Pyro walked over to him and gave the kid a hug… sometimes I wish I had a brother like him…
"It's all right; you don't have to be the leader… No one's making you, buddy." Heh… that guy amazes me sometimes… he acts like a psychologist one moment and a total retard the next. Kazu spoke next
"Well, I can't be the leader simply because I'm too fucking crazy. I'd get us all killed in an hour!" The sad part was that no one disagreed with that. Charmed spoke next and she said
"Well… I can't be the leader simply because I've only been following Rodrigo's lead… if it weren't for him, I would have been dead the first time I saw these things…" I smiled and looked over at Pyro
"Then it looks pretty clear…" Pyro looked at all of us like we handed him a death sentence and he responded with his hands flailing in front of him
"W-What the hell are you guys saying! There's no way in hell I can be the leader! I don't know what I'm doing, and I'm terrible with directions unless I've already been there!" The doctor spoke
"You can deal with all of us without getting mad or annoyed for one." Next came Kitty
"Dude, we're telling you to be the leader, it's not like you really have a choice in the matter." I went next
"Bro, you're the reason why we're all here now, you can keep us kicking ass and staying alive!" Kazu spoke next
"We're giving you this because we trust you, man!" Angel went next, kid looked like he was about to cry.
"Please, Rodrigo… I want you to be the leader…" Charmed spoke next
"Please… Just do it…. For me…?" He nodded some and looked at us
"Fine… I'll do it… but from now on… we need to forget who we once were… this is a new world… and we all need new names… just don't forget what they once were… My new name is Pyro... Pyro the Perverted Bastard!" Kazu and the doc just cracked the hell up from that, but the rest of knew… that name was given to him by someone he cares deeply about. I hope she's still alive for his sake. Charmed went next
"Then my new name is Charmed… simply because I love that TV show!" Kazu went next
"Well, you all call me by it anyway, but my name is now Kazuki Snowstrum!" The doc spoke after him
"Well, everyone calls me Mr. Sunshine, so why don't I take that to be my new name?" Kitty went next
"The name is Tezema! Tezema Akumi! And don't you go forgetting it!" I went right after
"I am Advent Death! I will rain hell upon these zombies!" Everyone turned to Angel now and he seemed confused
"Umm… I don't know what my new name should be…" The doctor nodded
"Well… Gabriel is a biblical name for an archangel… what do you say to us calling you Angel?"
He shouted out "Huh! That sounds so girly! I don't want that!" Pyro chuckled
"You do realize that angels are warriors and monster slayers? I say it works perfectly for you!" He grunted
"Fine… my new name is Angel…." Pyro nodded and he said
"Well… out of all those options, staying in Caracas seems to be the safest choice, but I say we stay here only to prepare, the cities won't be safe for long, especially if those monsters are in the more populated areas. I'm going to assign you all jobs…" He looked at the doctor
"Mr. Sunshine! I need you to gather as many medical supplies as you can and prepare for anything! Also, I need you to get as much gasoline as you can carry for that chainsaw of yours!" The doc nodded
"Got it, Pyro!" Pyro looked over at Kazu next
"Kazu, I need you to go with Advent to find weapons, bring back at least a sword or a club for each of us to use, if you guys can find guns or be creative, feel free to do so!" I nodded and Kazu smiled in response. He looked over at Kitty next "Tezema! I need you to come with me and Sammy-chan to find supplies for all of us, extra clothing, food, and maps. Basically anything that can be useful!" Charmed and Kitty nodded at him. Pyro looked over at Angel now and he held the kid's shoulder
"You stay with Mr. Sunshine… this will be the only time we need to split up… We'll be back before nightfall." Angel nodded at him. Heh, this is gonna be one hell of a ride! I'm starting to like this new world already!