Chapter 2
A nice Corvette sped its way through Pallet Town, being driven by Ash with passengers: Brock, Gary, and Mumble. Music blasted through the stereo system:
Feel it comin' in the air
Hear the screams from everywhere
I'm addicted to the thrill
It's a dangerous love affair
Can't be scared when it goes down
Got a problem, tell me now
Only thing that's on my mind
Is who's gonna run this town tonight...
Is who's gonna run this town tonight...
We gonna run this town
We are
Yeah I said it
We are
This is Roc Nation
Pledge your allegiance
Get y'all black tees on
All black everything
Black cards, black cars
All black everything
And our girls are blackbirds
Ridin' with they dillingers
I'd get more in depth
If you boys really real enough
This is la familia
I'll explain later(Run This Town by Jay-Z, Rihanna, and Kanye West)
"So where exactly are we going?" Ash asked.
Brock was in the passenger seat "We're gonna hit up all the bars in town if we have to."
"There's only one bar in this town." Ash revealed.
"Oh. Then we'll go to where all the chicks hang out." Brock countered.
"Most of the chicks that live here are old ladies" Mumble told him "and they all hang out at the craft store."
"What about the beach? There's always hot female tourists that come here." Gary reminded him.
"Yeah. Fuck you, Dumbledore." Brock replied.
"My name is Mumble!"
"I'm sorry I couldn't understand you through your MUMBLING." Brock countered and laughed.
"Okay enough fighting. We're supposed to be concentrating on getting Ash laid." Gary reminded them. "and plus your insults are really lame."
"Shut up, Gary-fairy." Brock replied.
Ash busts out laughing "I used to call him scary Gary. But yours insults his masculinity." He resumes laughing.
"I didn't realize that they let ten year olds drive." Gary crossed his arms and rolled his eyes.
"I'm not ten…Gary-fairy." Ash said back and the whole car erupted in laughter, with the exception of Gary of course.
Ash pulled up in front of the bar that was previously known as Szyslak's Bar. It now said 'Bryan's Bar.'
"The bar is different." Ash noticed.
"Who cares? Let's go in." Gary opened the door and waved his friends inside.
"I brought a video camera with to get the action on tape so the world can see that Ash isn't only attracted to family members." Brock says, holding the camera, and then stuffs it into his vest.
"For the last time I didn't know it was my mom!" Ash yelled.
"Just get in there." Mumble shoved Ash through the door and they followed.
The bar was reasonably busy with an even mix of males and females. Ash noticed the bartender was his old neighbor. "Bryan? You own the bar now? When did this happen?"
"The other guy was killed during Hurricane Melody and I got to replace him." Bryan cheerfully bragged. "What brings you here?"
"Just looking for some fun." Ash took a seat on a stool.
Brock and the guys approached him. "Okay now lets look for a victim." Brock scanned the room in search of a vulnerable female to attack.
Mumble meanwhile had separated from the pack and gone on the prowl. He spotted a female to his own liking and engaged the jet-black haired beauty, immediately striking her funny bone and getting laughter from her.
"That asshole is supposed to help Ash." Brock shot him an evil glance, but Mumble ignored him and continued on with his conversation.
"I'm not much of a flirter, guys." Ash rubbed his fingers together in an expression of his sadness.
"Don't worry, mother fucker. I've got the perfect remedy for you." Bryan filled up a mug of beer and handed it to the poke'mon master.
"Good idea. But since intoxication seems to turn women off, me and Gary will get loaded and leave Ash remaining as the only appealing guy here. Let's do it, fairy." Brock lightly punched Gary in the shoulder.
"If I wake up with a missing body part or body art I'll kill you." Gary warned.
"I'll take those odds. Hit us hard, Bryan." Brock slapped the counter.
"It's about to get all crazy up in here." Bryan mixed several drinks for the guys and fed them the beverages.
The guys drink up quickly over the next half hour and find some women to engage in an obnoxious way.
"Hey hey. You fine girl. You fine." Brock put his arm around a scantly dressed woman "how you like my boy, Ash? He the poke'MAN."
"Hi." Ash slowly waved at the girl.
"Isn't he the guy that fucked his own mom?" she asked.
"No." Ash quickly replied
"Yeah he tore that pussy up, baby! It was legendary. If you don't believe me give him a try." Brock told her.
"I don't think so." She walks away.
"Ash come meet my friend. We and I were just talking you and your big dick." Gary dragged him over to a woman with blond hair and big tits.
"How big is it?" the woman asked. "Is it a foot long?" she giggles while touching Ash's chest.
"Actually it's a 6 inch." He admitted.
"Oh. I don't go for the 6 inch." She backed away. "I want my lungs to feel it when I get fucked."
"Man, what the fuck? Ya aren't s'pose to tell her that." Gary slapped his own face. "wait that's not your face." He slaps Ash across the face.
"I'm not a liar, Gary." Ash smacked Gary back. "I'm sorry."
"Then you aren't a man then." Gary slaps him again.
"BAR FIIIIGHT!" Bryan screamed, getting the attention of every one there.
Back at the mansion party…
Professor Oak and Gisele are having a scientific conversation about poke'mon and the professor's latest research results.
Ritchie is talking to Macy about his poke'mon adventure experience and she tells him about her own adventures while drinking lots of alcohol.
Tracy finds himself between both Duplica and Lisa, talking about various things.
Away from everyone in a room by themselves is May and Dawn talking. "Misty is such a bitch. I can't believe she didn't show up." Dawn says.
May looks around and then whispers "I heard she was pregnant."
"What?" Dawn was surprised "whose the daddy?"
"I don't know but I heard it was a fling." May gossiped.
"What a whore." Dawn shook her head.
"I did hear it was somebody rich though. Who ever she slept with has some cash." May further revealed.
"Gold digging whore." Dawn said disgusted.
Pikachu was listening closely to the conversation, who was also in the room with Ms. Mime. They were playing Black Ops on the 72 inch screen.
"Pikachu. Chu pi Pikachu pi pika pi pika pika pi Pikachu."
(Translation: Hypocrites. They just tried to have sex with Ash for a million dollars)
"Mime mime mime."
(Translation: Can't blame them)
Back in the kitchen, Delia was talking to Joey about the big situation. "What are you gonna name him?" she asks.
"I haven't decided yet. I want it to be something really special though." Delia rubbed her tummy.
"I agree." Joey nodded.
"Hey, Mrs. K." James greeted her, walking into the kitchen with a beer.
"Hi, Jim." Delia smiled.
"I'm gonna go see what Tracy is up to." Joey walked out of the room.
"I haven't seen you since the garden expo." James' face turns red.
"That was quite a week wasn't it?" Delia's face also turns red.
Flashback…
Delia happily skipped through the indoor Garden expo in Saffron city, having the time of her life, looking at the many plants and garden tools around her when she bumps into James from team rocket in casual clothing.
"James? From team rocket?" Delia asked.
"Ash's mom from…Ash?" James asked.
"What are you doing here?"
"I love to garden." James shyly admitted.
"Me too! I absolutely love the outdoors." Delia smiled warmly.
"Jessie and Meowth hate it so I have to be here all alone." James frowned.
"Do you want to look with me?" Delia asked him.
"Yeah sure if I'm not intruding."
"Not at all." She took his hand and the two skipped together through the expo.
Flashback over…
"I had a lot of fun." James brushed the bangs out of his eyes.
"It was amazing." Delia brushed the bangs out of her eyes too.
"What the hell are they talking about?" Jessie asked, sitting at the table in the kitchen.
"Who gives a shit?" Meowth said, stuffing himself with food.
Back at Bryan's bar…
Brock was checking out a girl in a red dress with huge tits. "Get it Ash, get it!" he pulls Ash to his side and points to the girl emphatically.
Ash squints in the direction "Brock…that's a Jynx."
"A what?" Brock lowered his arm.
"Great. Brock warned us to keep him from getting close to jynx when he's drunk because she becomes attractive to him. Let's go buddy." Mumble turns Brock around to face a different female.
Jynx glares "jynx jynx jynx" she chugs a beer down.
(Translation: son of a bitch)
Gary was at the bar counter kissing the neck of the blond haired woman who has taken a liking to him. Ash watched, jealous. He turned around, only to watch Mumble making out with a woman of his own.
"What about me, Brock?" Ash looked to his friend, who was dry humping a woman in a mini skirt.
"Yeah bitch. Holla back girl!" he yells while filming him dry humping her with the camera.
Ash wandered away from his friends and toward the corner of the bar, where his eyes struck a beautiful woman with green hair drinking alone at a table.
"Hi there. Do you want some company?" he asks.
"I'm not your type." She looks away.
"Sure you are. You're beautiful." He compliments her.
"Thanks but seriously I'm not your type." She stresses.
"Why not, sexy?"
"Because I'm a Gardevoir." She explains.
"So?" Ash shrugs.
"I'm a poke'mon." she further explains.
"Oh…" he smiles, and then his eyes widen "ahh! No thanks!" he backs away.
"I'm here looking for an eletabuzz to take home. So get lost." She tells him.
"Guys I'm not having any luck." He calls to his friends, but all of them are entangled with females.
"Let's go, dude. Follow us." Gary leads the way out of the bar, followed by the guys and their new female companions…and Ash.
"Where are we going?" Ash asks.
Mumble points next door to the bar at a hotel called the Friendship Inn Motel. "There's the mating grounds. Let's go."
"Race you there!" Bryan runs by the group holding the hand of a girl he also picked up.
"I'm just gonna go take a walk or something." Ash put his hands in his pockets.
"Not so Ash, fast. Take this." Brock hands Ash his video camera.
"What's this for?" he asks.
"You're gonna film everything that happens." Brock explained.
"But-but-but-" Ash is cut off
"Butts, cocks, vaginas. Everything!" Brock shakes Ash violently by the grasp on his shoulders. "I don't care if you see alien genitalia tonight! You're getting it on film! You hear me mother fucker?"
"Okay fine." Ash agrees, and breaks loose of Brock's tight grip.
The group entered the motel and ordered a total of two rooms each next to one another. "Okay so this is what you do. Go back and forth filming everybody." Brock gave Ash instructions.
"We'll fix it in editing." Mumble followed.
"Shut the fuck up!" Brock took a swing at Mumble, missing completely and striking Ash in the face.
"Oww. What the hell?" he covered his face with his hand.
"Ohhh myy god. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?" Brock asked, cuddling the injured Ketchum.
"Who cares? Fuck me already." His girl pleaded, pulling him into the room.
Gary followed their lead with his woman into the same room, and Bryan and Mumble each took their women into the other room, quickly removing their clothes.
Ash walked into Brock's room and turned on the camera and began filming the couples who had to share the lone bed, but they didn't care. The couples made out and explored one another's bodies with their hands and mouths.
Brock unzipped his pants and lowered them. His mate pulled down his underwear and grabbed his hard throbbing cock and swallowed it with her mouth. "Yeahhh…suck that monster." Brock ordered.
The other woman stripped of her clothing, thanks to Gary, who also shed his clothing. She shared Brock's cock with the other one, taking turns blowing him, while Gary got behind her and fucked her doggie style.
The action made Ash hard as he filmed every detail closely, getting different angles. Of the women sucking Brock's dick and Gary pounding pussy.
Ash decided to take the camera to the next room and film the other party. He walked out and into the other room where Mumble was having his dick riden by a chick on the couch. "Oh yeah, bitch. That's it." He slaps her ass.
On the bed Bryan was lain on top of the woman laying flat on her stomach while he fucked the shit out of her, and shaking the bed violently as a result.
"Don't stop!" she screams and screams.
On the other side of the wall in the next room a little girl(Anabel) lays next to her mother(Ursala) in bed. "Mommy, why is that woman telling him not to stop if he's hurting her?"
"You'll understand when you're older, Anabel." Her mom answered.
"Fuck me like a dirty whore!" she screams.
Bryan pounds and pounds till he shoots a load of cum on to her back and moans. He shakes it some more before getting off the bed to pick up his clothes and get dressed.
"That's it?" she asks "That was like two minutes." She angrily says.
"I left my bar alone, bitch." Bryan gets dressed and walks out.
"I'll have sex with you." Ash happily offers while filming her naked body.
"Ehh…I have to wake up early." She says, putting her clothes on.
Mumble picks up his mate with her still on him and walks over to the bed, lying her down and proceeds to fuck her.
Gary continued to drill the female in the other room, while Brock fucked the other woman next to them. Brock and Gary looked at one another and dished out the fist bump for congratulations as they thrusted in and out.
"Let's pull the switch-a-roo." Brock whispered to Gary. Gary nodded and the two stopped and traded places, unknown to the women and resumed play with different partners.
It wasn't long before Mumble, Brock, and Gary all came, and collapsed on the mattresses. Ash shut off the camera and took a deep sigh of relief, having witnessed insanity.
There's plenty of more action, twists, turns, and comedy in store so stay tuned and let me know what you think! Thanks!