Chapter 8
It's another beautiful morning in the quiet town of Pallet, the retirement destination of Kanto. Max and Molly lay in bed nude at Molly's home near the town's entrance. They had been talking for over an hour since waking up. They talked about all sorts of different things.
"What do envision in your future, baby?" Molly asks, pressed against her boyfriend's body, their arms wrapped around each other.
"My idol is Professor Oak. I have a profound love for poke'mon and unlocking the mysteries of their world just like him. If I could accomplish a tenth of what he's done, I'd be satisfied with my life in that field." Max says "and of course I see you by my side."
"Do you see children?" Molly asks.
Max gulps quietly "Well…I haven't thought that far ahead, but I'm sure there are some in that future."
"I see…" Molly closes her eyes.
"What about you?" Max asks "what about your future?"
Molly opens her eyes "I want to own a small restaurant someday. A nice little cozy one that isn't so concerned about turning up huge profits." she sighs "I ran away from my life in Greenfield as the daughter of an unusually wealthy researcher. I assume he won the lottery or inherited his fortune from someone. But, I wanted a normal life. And I want to start my restaurant without a leg up. I'm finally living my dream…and I'm sharing it with you."
Max smiles and kisses Molly on the lips. She kisses him back and crawls on top of him. Max slides his hand down her back, and grabs her ass. Molly moans, and kisses Max's neck. His penis becomes erect, and Molly's vagina becomes wet.
"You're so beautiful." Max rolls Molly on to her back and kisses her neck softly. He positions himself and sticks his penis into her pussy.
Molly moans "Fuck me, baby."
Max's cell phone starts to ring.
"Fuck!" Max reaches for his phone on the night stand, still inside of Molly.
"Just ignore it." Molly tells him.
"It's Tracy." Max says "Hello?" he answers it, and begins to thrust. Molly moans quietly.
"Hey, Max. Would you mind helping me around the lab today?" Tracy asks.
"Sure. That sounds…" Max restrains himself from moaning "…great. I'll be over…in a bit." Max moans.
"Faster." Molly whispers. "Faster." She says a little louder this time. She moans.
"Are you having sex?" Tracy asks.
Max smiles "Fuck yeah!" he's encouraged to thrust harder.
"All right. Well I'll be over to pick you up soon. I'm taking the hellicoptor. Have fun." Tracy hangs up.
Max tosses the phone aside and thrusts faster. "Tracy's coming." He says while fucking Molly.
"Oh baby so am I!" Molly moans loudly.
"Already?" Max asks surprised. Her reaction boosts his self-esteem none the less.
"While we were…talking…" Molly moans "I was warming myself up with a little…manual stimulation." She explains.
"Oh." Max continues to fuck her.
"Ohhh yeah! Oh baby! Max!" Molly moans loudly, reaching an orgasm.
In a matter of minutes Tracy arrived in the copter and picked up Max and Molly. Once they got back to the lab, Max decided to ask what he was summoned to assist with.
"What did you need help with anyways, Tracy?"
"Some outside work." Tracy replies, leading the way outside to where all the trainer's poke'mon roam.
"I'll help too." Molly smiles.
"Great." Tracy smiles back "take this." He hands her a large black hefty bag and some gloves. "we're going to be picking up poke'mon shit to use as manure."
"Gross." Max makes a disgusted face.
"Oh I'd like to help, but…" Molly searches her mind for an excuse "I forgot I have an important application to fill out about an inquiry of significance…I'll see you later, baby. Have fun." She kisses Max on the cheek and runs back inside.
Max sighs "Let's just get this over with."
"Okay. I'll hold the bag and you shovel the shit. Or is it better to shovel than have it shoveled at you? Oh what the hell I'll shovel it and you hold the bag. I suggest you also use this nerdy nose clip." Tracy hands Max a spare nose clip, to which he immediately puts on.
"Oh gross. It's everywhere." Max says as they walk on to the range where all of Ash's tauros are. "why does Ash have to have so many tauros? Why doesn't he trade them all for different kinds of poke'mon?"
"Have you ever had a conversation with the guy?" Tracy asks while shoveling a pile of crap and dropping it in Max's bag. "if you ask him questions like that he says it will break up the tauros family, leading to depression and confusion. If you ask him why he lets his poke'mon go in the wild he says its what Peta wants. And if you follow that up with asking why he doesn't release all his poke'mon, then he just says something along the lines of other trainers will come and catch them, or he'll say he has to go eat and walk off."
"He's not the smartest." Max smiles.
"And then at other times he'll suddenly come along and spew some magical inspirational words to hug your soul and convince you to live up to your duties as a father and become a real man." Tracy wipes a tear from his eye.
"How are you going to afford to take care of your baby anyways?" Max asks.
"I don't have the proper income to support a child." Tracy admits "if only I didn't make bad choices."
Flashback
Tracy walks into his bedroom and stares at his bed with a look of disgust. "It's time to get rid of you." He manages to drag his mattress out the door, out the house, and into a dirt clearing. He covers the mattress with gasoline and lights it on fire. "Burn! Burn!"
He's back at the lab filling out paper work when the doorbell rings. He goes to the door and opens it.
A man and a woman stand there with huge grins printed on their face. "Hello, sir how are you?" the woman asks.
"Uh, fine." Tracy replies.
"We're representatives of the Poke'mon League Museum and we've come to offer you half a million dollars in exchange for the original mattress that Ash and his mother had sex on." The man tells him.
"Could you excuse me?" Tracy closes the door and runs to the nearest trash bin and vomits into it.
"That sucks." Max says "you should have just given them any old mattress and passed it along as the original."
"Shut up, Max. They would probably use that semen detector device for confirmation." He tells him.
"So what are you going to do about money?" Max asks.
"I was thinking about asking the professor for a raise." Tracy says.
"What's stopping you?" Max asks.
"The professor said he's never even paid his assistants before. In the past they've all been unpaid interns. How can I ask for a raise when he's been nice enough to give me anything at all." He explains.
"I see." Max says and starts to think about the possible options.
Ash stares at a picture of Misty in his photo album. It was of her in the woods with her back to the camera, looking back with a smile. He imagines her dropping her shorts and her panties. Her pussy waits for his entrance.
Ash gets hard thinking about it. "Pikachu go play X-box or something." He picks up Pikachu and sets him outside the door and closes it.
"Pika pikachu."
(Translation: horny bastard)
Ash resumes fantasizing. Misty uses a tree in front of her for support, as she bends forward towards it. "Fuck me, Ash." She says.
He pulls off his pants and underwear and sticks his cock inside her. He grabs her hips and begins to thrust. Ash strokes his penis as he fantasizes of fucking Misty.
She calls his name and begs him not to stop, moaning and screaming along the way.
"I think I can do better." Ash says, and begins a new, more exciting fantasy. He's still fucking Misty, now on her hands and knees, but May is beneath her on her back. The two girls make out as Ash fucks Misty with a big smile on his face.
Meanwhile Delia, May, Dawn, Gisele, and Joey are having coffee at Bryan's Bar, discussing Mrs. Ketchum's unborn son. The biggest question still remained about what his name will be.
"Yukinari would be a good name. I knew a boy with that name when I was in school. He was really sweet and caring." She sighs dreamily.
"If you're going to go with Japanese names, you should choose Satoshi." Joey suggests.
"Why Satoshi?" Delia asks.
"Satoshi is a legendary poke'mon master who's achieved immortal status, catching over two-hundred poke'mon at a time when there were only 150 known species of poke'mon." Joey explains "He was elevated to a level of immortality following an untimely death after an unintentional confrontation with a dangerous mysterious poke'mon at the young age of 34."
Delia yawns "Is that so?"
"If you're going to go with something exotic, you should pick Turok. That name is so sexy and masculine." May says.
"Or you could go with Gary if you want to piss Ash off." Joey suggests.
"Gary ay?" Delia scratches her chin, considering the choice.
"I like the name Jaria." Gisele says, thinking about her encounter in the woods the day before.
"Jaria?" Joey raises her eyebrow at Gisele "like the ocarina guy?"
"He's sweet, and cute, and useful, he's a union member, and a good fucker. It's the perfect name." Gisele says, gushing.
"That guy will penetrate anything that moves." Joey crosses her arms.
"I had a name in mind…" Delia says "Ash Jr…"
The girls exchange disturbed looks at one another "You can't do that." May says.
"Why not?" Delia asks
"You might as well just name him Inbred." Joey comments.
Delia smiles "That actually doesn't sound like a bad name."
Ash's sexual fantasies continued back at home. They had become more interesting. Now there were three girls in his vision. Misty, May, and Dawn were making out. Tongues and everything.
Dawn pulls open May's blouse, exposing her breasts, which Dawn fondles, while Misty pulls down her shorts. She eats out May's pussy, while Dawn takes off her own clothes.
It wasn't long before all three women were naked, and rolling around on each other, kissing and touching. Ash fantasized while rubbing one out. This was his ultimate fantasy.
In another room, Brock was also getting off to a highly desired sexual fantasy. In his he was standing in a room while Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny were making out naked on a bed, with the exception that they were still wearing their uniform hats. Joy was on top, kissing Jenny's body.
"Prepare for trouble, ladies." Brock jumps on the bed, baring his erect penis.
"Make it double." Gary says, suddenly appearing in the fantasy, behind Brock, also naked.
"Nooo!" Brock yells, snapping out of the fantasy. "Gary you ruined sex for me." He says, and falls to the mattress in a fetal position.
Back at the lab Max and Tracy were inside taking a break from their labor, continuing a discussion about money issues. Molly was on the computer checking facebook, and Duplica was on the phone with her mother, telling her family about the baby.
Samuel enters the kitchen, where the guys are resting and drinking water. "Break time already?" Sam asks.
"We've been working for six hours." Tracy says and sips a cup of water.
"That's all? When I was your age I worked 16 hours a day with no breaks." Sam says, and opens a bottle of beer.
Tracy sighs "Is that so?"
"Ask him." Max nudges Tracy in the ribs.
"No." Tracy responds quickly.
"Do it." Max nudges him again.
"Professor I need to talk to you." Tracy finally says.
"What's up, Tracy?" Sam asks, taking a sip of beer.
"I've been thinking, since I'm gonna be a father and all, and a baby is expensive, that you wouldn't mind maybe giving me a raise…" Tracy says, sweat running down his face.
"A raise?" Sam crosses his arms.
"I need it for the baby." Tracy reminds him. "and I've been working for you for nearly 12 years and I haven't gotten a raise. I've learned everything from the back breaking labor outside doing hands on work with the poke'mon and cleaning their environment, to filling out paper work, and becoming familiar with the technical, mechanical, and research aspects of the poke'dex. I've perfected every requirement that comes with performing these job tasks and I just feel that maybe I should get better compensated." He vividly explains.
"I sort of agree with that…" Sam says "however your work ethic and punctuality has been deteriorating over the past couple years. I would be willing to increase your wage if you're production increases."
"Fair deal, professor." Tracy shakes Samuel's hand.
"Wal-Mart doesn't even do that." Sam tells him "in fact they don't even regularly schedule their employees so they make even less to maximize profits for their wealthiest associates. I'm far too kind to you, Tracy."
"Random Wal-Mart bashing?" Max questions Oak.
"I don't have enough time left on this planet to rant about it." Sam walks away. "but I do have time to rant about you taking the copter without asking to pick up Max."
"We're gonna go work." Tracy grabs Max by the arm and runs off to resume his work "see you later, professor!"
Brock sits on the couch watching a program on the television called 'Vermillion Bay' about a group of polar opposites living in a house together in Vermillion City. Brock was enjoying the reality series when he heard footsteps approaching. He quickly grabs the remote and changes the channel to 'Worlds Wildest Poke'mon Battles.'
"Hey, Brocko." Ash walks into the room, sporting his classic outfit from the old days, including his official league hat. He sits down next to his friend. "Ooh I've seen this episode. This one has some really wild poke'mon battles."
"Have any of your battles ever appeared on the show?" Brock asks.
"Noo…hey that reminds me!" Ash takes the remote and turns off the television "I'm boycotting this series until they feature one of my battles. I'm a master damn it and the league won't show any of my classic matches. It's a bunch of Taurous shit!"
"Maybe they're still sensitive about one of their most successful and marketable trainers engaging in incest." Brock theorized, making Ash's face red with anger. "I mean they're probably concocting an entire network devoted to you. Like Oprah has. You're the Oprah of poke'mon." he grins.
"I like the sound of that." Ash smiles "and you know what else?"
"You want to resume your poke'mon journey and strive for a new goal of catching them all and gaining even more experience. Or maybe you'd like to start your own gym?" Brock asks.
"What? No-no. I'm thinking about other things like…damn it I want to bang a chick so bad!" Ash exclaims.
"Then get back on the hunt and go pick up a chick in town." Brock suggests.
"I can't do that!" Ash yells "the whole town recognizes me and no girl wants to sleep with me."
"Just go out without your hat and call yourself Goku." Brock suggests.
"Go-who?" Ash asks.
"Never mind. Just dress up like Ritchie."
"What? I can't do that. Ritchie is a bitch." Ash crosses his arms.
"If you want to get laid, you have to be willing to try anything." Brock says "take me for example. Remember the shower incident? The sleeping Dawn incident. I don't let opportunities slip away. You have to pounce on them. Now go in to town and find a desperate whore to have sex with. I suggest you head towards route 17. There's nothing but whores over there."
"All right I will!" Ash turns his hat backwards.
"A little advice. If you want to get laid, don't do that in the presence of a female." Brock tells him.
"My mom likes it." Ash turns his hat back around and pulls it down over his eyes.
"Well are you going to be sleeping with…you know what never mind." Brock gets up and walks into the kitchen.
Bryan re-fills the women's coffee cups and brings them to the table. "I couldn't help but evesdrop on your little name discussion earlier and I've thought of the most perfect name invented."
"Is that so, Bryan?" Delia asks, taking a sip of her coffee.
"How did you know? Are you a psychic? I battled Sabrina once. Stay away, stay away!" Bryan shields his face. "don't turn me into a doll!"
"What's wrong with you?" Joey asks "Mrs. Ketchum was simply expressing curiosity in the name you thought of."
"At least i'm not retarded like you." Bryan crosses his arms and grins.
"Excuse me!" Joey gets out of her seat "I graduated from Celadon University with a 3.9 GPA, and that was only due to a brief lapse in consistency because-"
"According to the internet movie data base, a 3.9 is terrible." Bryan says.
"I'll annihilate you!" Joey yells.
"Calm down, Joey. He's not worth it." May puts her hands on Joey's shoulders and sits her back down.
"I don't know where you learned all those made up words..." Bryan says "but the name I was talking about is Bryan."
"Oh. Thanks, Bryan. I'll consider it." Delia humors him.
"You better. That name kicks so much ass. If you look up the word Bryan in the dictionary, you'll see that the definition says: Chuck Norris." Bryan grins.
The girls ignore him and go back to drinking coffee and talking to eachother.
Ash drives his corvette with Pikachu in the passenger seat on route to route 17, playing the 'pokemon I choose you' instrumental theme. 'Corvettes and Pikachu's, the ultimate chick magnets.' He thinks. He's no longer wearing his original outfit with his hat, but rather instead combed his hair and thrown on some casual wear.
About an hour later, they arrived at their destination. Ash parks his car and gets out with Pikachu to go female-hunting. "Ah, route 17. There's sure to be plenty of ignorant misinformed girls around here, Pikachu."
"Pika." Pikachu nods with a smile.
"Look. There's one now." Ash spots a girl in a blue and white outfit and approaches her standing at the entrance of a big bridge that leads over the ocean water to Fuchsia City. "Hey there good looking, I'm Ashhh-Ashton Kutcher. How you doin?"
"I'm busy right now, Ashton…wait. Ash? Ash Ketchum?" she asks, recognizing him.
"No not Ketchum. Kutcher." Ash tries correcting her with his lies.
"It's me Ash. Lillica." She smiles.
"Grade school girlfriend, Lillica?" Ash smiles.
"You don't have to say it that way like there are strangers around." She hugs him.
"What are you doing over here?" Ash asks.
"I'm in security." Lillica answers "I'm supposed to dis-encourage prostitutes and gambling and drug dealing close to Pallet and the cycling road. They all just move up the road anyways but the government wants this area to be clean." She explains.
Up the road…two traveling male poke'mon trainers are walking when they spot a scantily dressed female up ahead. "I bet she's a prostitute." The tall one says.
"No way. She's probably just an innocent lost poke'mon trainer." The younger one with a hat says.
"Wanna bet?" the guy pulls out a wad of cash.
"You're on!" the kid shouts "I don't have any money but will you take some acorns I found in a tree?"
"No." he walks away from his traveling companion and approaches the girl. "are you a lost poke'mon trainer or a filthy desperate whore poke'mon trainer trying to make some money to live on?"
"Fifty bucks gets you 15 minutes." She says.
"Will you accept a max-revive, an escape rope, and an ever stone?" he asks.
"I guess. Come with me." She takes his hand and leads him into a nearby tent, where they engage in illegal activity. Or actually would it still be illegal if there wasn't any money being exchanged?
The other trainer walks up to the tent and leaves a small stack of acorns outside, having lost the gamble. While his friend is busy, he confronts another passing trainer and asks if he wants to purchase some illegal stun-spore.
"Sounds like a fun job." Ash says.
Another Pikachu runs up to them and leaps into Lillica's arms. "There you are, Chica!"
"You have a Pikachu too?" Ash asks.
"I sure do. She's a cutie!" Lillica hugs Chica, and then sets her back on the ground. Chica and Pikachu sniff each other. "and I see you're still cute as ever, Ash."
"Thanks. You too. So…" Ash scratches his head "when do you get off?"
"Pretty soon." Lillica replies.
"Do you want me to give you a ride home? I have a corvette." Ash winks.
Lillica laughs "That would be awesome. You're so sweet." She brushes his arm with her hand.
Ash smiles and thinks to himself 'Yes! She's completely unaffected by my incestory. Like a thunderbolt to a geodude'
One of his poke'mon must have heard him, because suddenly popping out of its poke'ball was none other than his geodude. "Dude!" he shouts and wraps his arms around his master's leg, humping him.
"Ahh! Get off me, horny-dude!" Ash shakes his leg to shake off his appropriately nick-named poke'mon, as Lillica and the pikachus look on with laughter.
"Pallet Town is a great place to grow up." Molly tells Duplica, chatting privately in one of the guest bedrooms.
"I sure hope so. I want to raise my child in a peaceful environment where it can evolve with grace." Duplica says, with a hand on her tummy.
"It's a beautiful town. There's nice people, low crime rate, the beach. And it's a short boat ride away from romantic vacation spot, Cinnabar Island." Molly details "I couldn't dream of a better place to raise a family."
Max and Tracy are back outside doing more work. They were in the barn cleaning the stalls. "How much money does Professor Oak have anyways?" Max asks while cleaning.
"Enough to buy his own helicopter apparently." Tracy replies.
"Hey, guys." Gary walks into the barn.
"Hey Gary. What are you doing?" Tracy asks.
"I stopped by to say hi to grampa and inquiry him about his business and I thought I'd come over and congratulate you on the baby." He shakes Tracy's hand "and I heard about Max's new girl so congratulations on the pussy." He shakes Max's hand.
"Thanks." Tracy and Max say in unison "and what do you mean inquiry about the business?" Tracy asks.
"Grampa has been thinking about going into retirement so I was making sure I was in line to take over the lab and his research duties." Gary explains.
"Would you increase my pay if you were in charge?" Tracy asks with a sparkle in his eye.
"To be honest I'd probably just sell the place and live out the rest of my days on the beach and turn it into a major tourist attraction." Gary reveals, turning Tracy's glimpse of hope into disappointment. "can you guys imagine me living a care-free life laying under the sun, surrounded by bikini beauties feeding me berries and serving martinis all day long? I'll be taking home a different babe every night. I'm already getting plenty of action as it is in my beach owner's role."
"You're lucky." Tracy says "now that I got Duplica pregnant she doesn't want to have sex anymore and she started emitting pheromones that's caused my testosterone production to drop by 30 percent."
"They can do that?" Max asks, stunned.
"Yeah." Tracy crosses his arms "it's like a sleep powder for our libidos."
Ash drives his corvette with Lillica in the passenger seat and the pikachus in the back. "I don't have to go home now. We could go have some fun…if you're not busy." Lillica says.
Ash laughs "I'd love to."
"Great! There's a carnival on the Eastern outskirts of town by the beach." She says.
"That sounds fun. I haven't been to a carnival in years." Ash drives with a confident smile. The happiness he's felt since yesterday continued to burn into the future. "I'm going to be sharing bits and pieces of lyrics to a song I've been working on for many years, describing how I felt during my journey. About wanting to be the very best…" he says "here's some now..."
Wake up in the morning feeling like P Diddy
Put my glasses on, I'm out the door - I'm gonna hit this city
Before I leave, brush my teeth with a bottle of Jack
Cause when I leave for the night, I ain't coming back
I'm talking - pedicure on our toes, toes
Trying on all our clothes, clothes
Boys blowing up our phones, phones
Drop-toping, playing our favorite cds
Pulling up to the parties
Trying to get a little bit tipsy
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
The human and poke'mon couples arrive at the carnival(AshxLillica, PikachuxChica) and first grab some food to eat. Ash munches on a cotton candy, and watches Lillica slowly suck on a hot dog without the bun.
Pikachu watches Chica slowly suck on a single french-fry. Pika-boner!
Ain't got a care in world, but got plenty of beer
Ain't got no money in my pocket, but I'm already here
Now, the dudes are lining up cause they hear we got swagger
But we kick 'em to the curb unless they look like Mick Jagger
I'm talking about - everybody getting crunk, crunk
Boys trying to touch my junk, junk
Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk
Ash and Lillica step up to a game and prize stand. Ash puts down some money and is handed some fake poke'balls to throw and knock down the heavy objects in the form of Onix's. He manages to knock them down, and the carny hands him a large Pikachu plushie, which Ash hands to Lillica.
Pikachu steps up to the stand and lays down his money. He zaps the figurines, knocking them over, and the carny hands him a tiny Ash plushie, which Pikachu hands to Chica. She smiles and then points to another doll she wants. Pikachu puts more money down and wins the game again. This time the carny hands him a small Delia plushie, which Pikachu gives to Chica, and proceeds to make them hug and kiss. She and Pikachu laugh.
Now, now - we goin' til they kick us out, out
Or the police shut us down, down
Police shut us down, down
Po-po shut us -
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
Next they hand their tickets to a short old lady, and buckle themselves in for the haunted coaster ride. The ride starts moving and enters the dark attraction with the occasional strobe light effects. First a life-sized animatronic gym leader Sabrina pops out from the wall saying "Time to play"
Ash screams and buries his face into Lillica's breasts. She holds him tight. When she convinces him the dummy is gone, they approach a live Hypno, using it's hypnosis attack to put them to sleep. Then an Arbok uses it's screech as a way of scaring them awake. They all scream, now believing they made a mistake to go on this ride.
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh
The coaster turns a corner where the area is filled with porygons on ledges, just staring at the riders, confusing them. Then several zubats fly in circles above them, screeching. Lillica hugs Ash with fear.
"Don't worry, they're fake. They can't hurt you." He reassures her. One of the zubats then flies down and bites Ash on the neck "Ow you piece of shit!" Ash punches the zubat "Pikachu, thunderbolt!"
"Pika-chu!" Pikachu and Chica use their thunderbolts and fill the room with electricity, also hitting the porygons, causing the area to ignite with flashing lights, giving them all seizures.
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
You got me now
You gotta that sound
Yea, you got me
After having fun at the carnival, they now took a nice peaceful sea voyage on the back of Ash's lapras. "Since when did you get lapras back? I read that you released it to be back with its family in the wild." Lillica says.
"I snatched it back. It's my poke'mon. I caught it fair and square when it was too sick to fight back." He claims. "I've decided to toughen up. Just take a look." Ash calls out a bunch of other poke'mon.
Primeape, Butterfree, Pidgeot, and Haunter come out of their poke'balls. "I rounded up all my old buddies. And they're never leaving again." Ash hugs primeape and butterfree.
DJ, you build me up
You break me down
My heart, it pounds
Yeah, you got me
With my hands up
Get your hands up
Put your hands up
After a ride in the ocean, Ash and his friends returned to land and decided to take a trip to a store aimed at wealthy individuals. They browse inside, looking at all the ridiculous technology available to rich people. They felt like they were inside the Jetson's house.
Lillica looks at a machine designed to dress you when you step inside and close the door. Pikachu and Chica looked at a great selection of personal tasers. Ash picks up an 'IntoxiTector' just like the one Brock bought. He puts it down when he spots something he must have. It was a drain stopper made from dollar bills.
No, the party don't start until I walk in
Don't stop, make it pop
DJ, blow my speakers up
Tonight, I'mma fight
'Til we see the sunlight
Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop no
Woah-oh oh oh
Woah-oh oh oh(Tick Tock by Kesha)
Meanwhile on the roof of the Ketchum mansion, Rick and Todd sit across from one another playing cards to pass the time…there still remained nothing of interest to photograph.
Ash parks in Lillica's driveway after a fun evening-montage together. "Here you are. I had fun today." Ash smiles.
"Why should it end now?" Lillica asks "do you want to CUM…inside?" she bites her lip.
Ash gulps "Sh-sh-sure. I'd like that."
The two of them, and their pikachus get out of the car and go inside the house. "Do you want to play a game?" Lillica asks, and slowly licks her upper lip.
"What kind of game?" Ash asks.
"Follow me to my bedroom." Lillica takes his hand and leads him to her room.
Molly and Duplica continue to talk in private. "I think Teddy would be a great name for a baby." Duplica says and hugs Molly.
A knock at the door interrupts their sentimental moment. Molly gets up and opens the door to be greeted by Max. "Hey, hot stuff." He kisses her.
"Have fun today?" Molly asks.
"No. I hate that outside work." Max complains, walking into the room.
"Where is Tracy?" Duplica asks.
"He's talking to the professor." Max replies.
"I'm gonna go wait for him." Duplica gets off the bed and walks out the door.
"Baby I'm tired of being cooked up inside." Molly wraps her arms around Max.
"What do you suggest we do?" Max asks.
Molly looks up at him "Do you want to go to the carnival tomorrow?"
"Sure." Max smiles and kisses Molly on the lips "that sounds fun."
Outside their window in a tree, a figure in dark clothing was spying on them with a pair of binoculars...
Rick peeks through the blinds in his house, looking outside where a car was parked by the curb. It just sat there after pulling up a few minutes prior. Rick watches with curiosity.
Then the passenger door opens, and out steps his wife, Rachel. Inside the car in the driver's seat, a blurry male figure is communicating with her.
Rick glares, and his veins begin to pump a streaming blood of rage within him. He watches Rachel continue to speak to the man, and then close the door and walk to the front door. Rick walks away from the window.
The next thing he hears is a loud explosion, and rushes to the garage to find his car completely destroyed and the body of his dead wife.
Rick opens his eyes. His body has become wet with sweat. He sighs. "That dream again." He says, and tries to go back to sleep on the roof next to Todd.
Brock walks the street in down-town Pallet Town, looking forward to drinking at the bar and attempting to pick up chicks. 'Gotta fuck em all! Gotta fuck em all!' he thinks.
He walks up to Bryan's Bar, but realizes that there's no one there and there's a sign on the door that says it's closed. "What the fuck? How can it be closed? It's never closed."
"Hey, Brock." May waves, walking towards him with Delia, Dawn, Joey and Gisele.
"Hey what are you girls doing over here?" Brock asks.
"We've been down here all day." Gisele answers.
"Were you gonna go to the bar?" Delia asks, holding her large pregnant tummy.
"Yeah but it's closed unfortunately." Brock crosses his arms.
"We were there earlier when it was a coffee house. Bryan told us 'this business is closed for business' and then he kicked us out." Delia explains.
"Well isn't that great? Where else am I supposed to go in this town to pick up…" he stops, not wanting to talk about getting laid in the presence of Mrs. Ketchum "where else am I supposed to go to pick up friendly conversations with kind strangers?"
"The craft store is a good place." Joey says.
"Oh…cool." Brock says in a fake excited tone.
"Do you know where Ash is, Brock?" Delia asks.
"Uh no why?"
"I've been calling him for the past two hours and I'm not getting an answer." Delia says worried "We need a ride home. What could that boy be doing? What is more important than his mother?"
'Boobies!' Ash thinks after Lillica removes her top during a game of strip-poke'mon cards. He stares at her plump breasts, covered only by a red bra. 'I want to fuck her I want to fuck her I want to fuck her' he says in his head with nothing but sex on his mind.
"Make your move, Ash." Lillica snaps Ash back into reality. Lillica was already without her shoes, socks, pants, and shirt. Ash was only bare foot at this point. Brock's video camera was on the desk filming the game occur.
"Uh, hmm." Ash plots his next move. He just used a Pikachu card to defeat Lillica's Magikarp. He now faced Rhyhorn…Brock's Rhyhorn. "since when does Brock have a rhyhorn?"
"He doesn't but it's a card game so make your move. I just applied 40 damage with a take down attack and took 10 damage to itself." Lillica explains.
"Pikachu, thunderbolt!" Ash yells.
"Since it does 50 damage and my rhyhorn has a resistance of -30 to electric attacks, I now have 30 hit points remaining so I'll use a horn attack and knock out your Pikachu." Lillica says "now take off your shirt."
Ash removes his shirt and then looks around the room "Where are the real pikachus?"
In another room, Ash's Pikachu was going to work, banging Chica. She moans pikachu's name as he penetrates her. He slaps her ass and pulls her ears as he rides her "Pikaaa!"
"Choose a new poke'mon." Lillica tells him.
"All right I choose…ancient Mew? How did this get in my stack? I can't use this." Ash says.
"Just choose another one." Lillica says.
"All right I choose you, Butterfree. Mega drain!" Ash yells.
Lillica puts the card in the discard pile, having it been defeated. She then takes off an earring and puts it in her pile of clothes.
"Hey that doesn't count! You have to take off your bra or panties." Ash tells her.
"I'm wearing earing aren't I? Now I'm playing my Wailord ex.
"200 hit points? I hate the new cards." Ash pouts. Very quickly his butterfree is defeated and he takes off his pants.
"Oh yeah baby, that's it." Lillica bites her lip.
Ash plays his lugia and defeats Wailord with an aerowing attack. Lillica removes her other earring and puts down a Torterra with 160hp and a vigorous dash attack that does 100 damage. Ash takes this time to reach into his pant pocket and take out a wrist band and put it on over his wrist. His lugia is soon defeated.
"All right I'll take this off." Ash takes off his wrist band.
"Hey that wasn't there earlier." Lillica pouts.
"Just choose a poke'mon." Ash smiles.
"It's your turn…" she reminds him.
"Oh right. Then I choose Charizard. The original card." Ash grins. "that rhymed."
Lillica has her Torterra use it's attack, inflicting a hundred damage on Ash's 120hp charizard, leaving it clinging to life. Torterra does 30 damage to itself.
"Fire spin!" Ash calls, which inflicts a hundred damage plus an additional 30 with the fire weakness, defeating her card. "Yes we did it, Charizard!" Ash kisses the card "oh no don't burn me." He jokes and laughs.
Lillica rolls her eyes and takes off her bra. Ash stares at her bare breasts, aching to grab them, aching to fuck her. His penis was rock hard. He drools as he stares at her.
"Ash…make your…move." Lillica licks her lips.
Suddenly Ash lunged forward over the cards and on to Lillica, no longer able to restrain his urges. He kisses her face as his hands explore her body. Lillica pushes off on him.
"What are you doing?" she asks, stunned.
Ash continues to kiss her body. He turns her over on to her stomach and pulls off her panties, making her completely naked. He then pulls off his boxers, exposing his erect penis. He grabs Lillica's ass and pulls her toward him.
"Stop!" Lillica screams. She kicks Ash in the stomach, sending him backwards. She gets up and covers her body with a blanket.
"What's wrong?" Ash asks, confused "I thought you wanted to have sex."
"I don't want to have sex with you!" she yells "we were just having innocent fun. Put your dick away!"
Ash pulls on his boxers. "Then why did you want to play strip-cards?"
"It makes the game more fun." She tells him.
"But…what about all your flirting and teasing today?" Ash reminds her.
"That's just the way I am with people. How dare you assume I wanted to have sex with you. Get out of my house, rapist!" she yells and points to the door.
Ash frowns and sighs. He picks up his clothes and gets dressed.
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Well that was a disappointing conclusion for Ash, this chapter. There's still more to follow, including the thickening of the plot(among other things) and a growing mystery will be solved, along with more drama and characters to emerge as this story nears its exciting conclusion. You haven't read anything yet! Please review. I appreciate all feedback, good and bad. It's good to know what people like specifically, and it's good to know what you don't like. I can learn.
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