I was scared, afraid, creeped out, HE WAS THRUSTING A PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN AND MOANING.

I ran out the room screaming, terrified. Why was he, the guy I fell in love with today having sex with chicken? I was totally right when I thought of that terrible thought of him thrusting fried chicken. I sat in a corner, scared.

Jake came out of the room and went looking for me. I was too afraid. I didn't want that crazy chicken obsessed lover following me. I yelled and told him to leave me alone.

He finally found me.

"Clare I can explain-"

"NO YOU CAN'T, YOU SCARE ME"

"Clare it's just that-"

"LEAVE ME ALONE"

"Me and chicken have a very strong bond…"

"I don't care Jake, you're a freak"

He slowly walks away looking back at me.

Is it wrong that I feel bad now? I guess calling him a 'freak' was kind of rude.. but who has sex with chicken? Jake obviously…

I decide to get up, I can't live in this house and ignore Jake…