(Clares POV)

Oh my god. What did I walk into to?

I run out the bathroom terrified.

"Clare wait stop!" Jake yells.

He tries to chase me out with his pants down but falls.

"JAKE LEAVE ME ALONE YOU SICK CUNTFLAP" I yell back.

I run to my mother in the kitchen and hug her.

"What was all the yelling about?"

"MOM HE WAS "

"CLARE CALM DOWN"

"Sorry…"

"Now please explain to me SLOWLY"

"I walked in to… Jake… jizzing into a piece of chicken"

My mom's face froze.

She took a deep breath and screamed

"THAT BONY DICK PLAID WEARING FUCKFACE WAS FUCKING A PIECE OF FRIED CHICKEN AGAIN?"

"Yes!" I screamed through tears. I ran to my room and continued crying as I heard my mom yell at Jake in the bathroom and I looked through the crack in the door.

"YOU," she pointed at Jake, "YOU, GET YOUR PONY DICK OUT OF THAT PIECE OF CHICKEN AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU CUM GUZZLING DICK, CHEATIN' ON MY BEAUTIFUL BUT SLIGHTLY CHUBBY DAUGHTER, I WILL BEATCHER ASS AND EAT YOUR CHICKEN DAMN RIGHT I WILL"

Jake quickly removed the now soggy jizz filled piece of fried chicken from his eight inch dick and scampered out the door. I looked at my mom and sighed in relief. I don't ever wanna see Jake Martin again.

( Jake's POV)

I can't believe that just happened. Why did I have to fuck the chicken leg at her house? I could have just waited until I got home, but it was hard. I mean, the chicken just looked so fucking sexy, I got hard from just thinking about putting my dick in there. Maybe it wasn't me... Maybe it's Clare. Maybe she's not the right one.

The next day at school~

I was at my locker when Clare was walking by.

"Clare!" I yelled her name but she just kept walking. I was standing at my locker for a few minutes until my eyes landed on Eli. I smiled and he gave me a weird look. He kept staring at me and I smiled awkwardly. I began to look into his eyes and noticed how sexy he was.

He scratched his balls and I immediately got hard. I knew, right there, that I was in love with Elijah Goldsworthy. Clare had avoided me all day, and I finally got home. Since I caught Eli staring at me, I couldn't stop thinking about him. His face, his smile, his dick. I had to confront him about my crush on him. I remember him living a few streets down from Clare and went to his house.

I knocked on his door and some old fart answered.

"Hello." He said.

"Hey, um, I was wondering if Eli was here?"

"Yeah, are you his friend?"

"Kind of, but I really need to talk to him."

"He's in his if you want to go see him pretty boy." I nodded and ran up the stairs and into Eli's room. I turned the doorknob and saw him sitting on his bed reading a comic book labeled "Gothic Tales". Eli looked up and put his hand on his heart.

"Holy shit, you scared the jizz out of me. Ever heard of knocking dipshit?" Eli snapped at me.

"Sorry dude, I just really need to talk to you."

"And why would I want to talk to you? The guy fucking my ex-girlfriend?" He spat.

"Dude, I thought you were over that. Besides, Clare said she saw you doing something in the hallway with Imogen. Aren't you dating her?"

"Fuck no. All she did was grab my hand and made me squeeze her squishy tits."

"...Alright then," Jake said awkwardly. There was an awkward silence for about two minutes until Eli spoke up.

"So, what do you need to tell me?" He asked.

"Well... I noticed you staring at me in the hallway earlier, and I noticed how extremely attractive you were, and you're so sweet, and I just really want to fuck you so b-"

"DUDE!" Eli said as he hit my arm.

"What?"

"You had some gunk in your teeth fatass, that's why I was staring at you dumbshit."

"Ohhhh..." "

YEAH," He said loudly.

"Well, I still think your sexy," I said as I traced a line up his shirt. "And since I'm no longer with Clare, I was thinking maybe we could have some sexy time," I said seductively.

"J-Jake, I'm not g-gay," he stuttered.

"Oh come on babycakes, you know you want to," I said as I tickled underneath Eli's chin.

"Maybe, just this once," Eli said cooly.

"Now that's the spirit," I said as I reached for Eli's belt buckle.

I started to take off his pants while kissing his neck.

I took off his underware and started sucking his dick, and while I was doing that.. I thought of chicken.

1 month later~

I was really happy this past month. I made the football team at school and was getting good grades. Although Eli and I were planning to only do it once, we ended up sucking each others dicks 10 times after school everyday.

Eli and I were talking when I saw Clare charging towards me.

"JAKE FUCKING MARTIN. YOU HAVE SOME SPLAININ2DOO YOU FUCKING WHORE."

I stared at Eli for a minute and then back to Clare.

"What did I do?" Soon a huge crowd gathered around us, and I just looked around embarrassed.

"YOU GAVE ME AIDS YOU DIPSHIT."

"WHAT" Everyone said in unison.

"OH MY GOD,"

Eli said, "IF YOU GAVE CLARE AIDS, THAT MEANS I HAVE AIDS."

"AND IF ELI HAS AIDS THEN I HAVE AIDS." Imogen screamed.

"AND IF IMOGEN HAS AIDS THEN I HAVE AIDS." Fitz said.

"AND IF I HAVE AIDS THAT MEANS I GAVE MY BIBLE AIDS." he paused for a minute to think, "AND IF MY BIBLE HAS AIDS THAT MEANS MRS. EDWARDS HAS AIDS."

"AND IF MY MOM HAS AIDS," Clare started, "THAT MEANS SHE GAVE JAKE'S DAD'S AIDS."

"AND IF MY DAD HAS AIDS THAT MEANS HE GAVE ME AIDS, BUT I ALREADY HAVE THEM. SO THAT MEANS I HAVE DOUBLE AIDS."

"WHERE WAS I WHEN YOU GUYS WERE ALL FUCKING EACH OTHER?" Eli screamed.

All of a sudden I started panicing.

The room, was spinning and I didn't know what was going on. Everyone got quiet and I started crying.

"WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE. SERIOUSLY WHERE AM I. WHAT THE FUCK IS AIR. I CAN'T BREATHE. SOMEONE HELP ME. WHAT IS THIS SHITT." Then everything went black.