(PLEASE READ)
Sorry for not updating sooner for you jicken fangirls.
Also, SINCE YOU DUMBASSES ARE TOO STUPID TO LOOK AT THE FUCKING PROFILE FOLLOWER OUR TUMBLRS:
Mine: youhaveprettyeyes-fionacoyne
Aleeshas: thisisnewyorkhollyjbitch
Thank you for reading
(Glen's POV)
I had just got home from grocery shopping. I closed the door and immediately heard moaning from upstairs in Jake's room. I rolled my eyes and hurried up the stairs. I pounded on the door.
"Jake, open up you horny bastard!" I screamed.
There was no answer though, so I just decided to barge in. That's when I saw it. Jake and a girl. Both moaning. Both fucking. But they weren't fucking each other. But were riding pieces of crispy fried chicken like there was no tomorrow.
"DEAR GOD" I screamed as I ran to the door.
I tried opening my eyes but all I saw blackness. Dear God, am I blind? The sight of my son and some girl getting intimate with fried chicken has permanently blinded me. I tried walking down the stairs but couldn't see worth shit. My foot landed on the very edge of the step and I tumbled down the stairs head first. When I reached the floor everything went black.
(Jake's POV)
Me and Imogen start jizzing, while I start screaming because when I orgasm, I scream.
After we calmed down, I finally stopped screaming.
"Imogen that was great"
"I know… hey where's my chicken bone?"
"You don't think its stuck in…" Imogen gets up trying to find the chicken bone.
"Oh my god Jake, I think its in my vagina"
We suddenly hear a loud bang. Imogen and I run out half naked.
"Dad?" I yell.
Me and Imogen run down stairs to see my dad, on the floor, dead.
"OH MY GOD JAKE, IS HE DEAD?"
"I think…"
"WHAT DO WE DO? WE CAN'T GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND SAY HE GONE BLIND BECAUSE HE SAW HIS JIZZING ON CHICKEN"
"I say.. we hide his dead body"
"Okay but first, I need help getting this chicken bone out of my vagina," Imogen complained.
She lays down and I start reaching in her vagina.
I reach in farther and finally grab a hold of something and pull it out.
"What the fuck? Is this a picture of Eli?"
"Uh.."
I throw it to the side and reach in again and finally get a chicken bone.
"MY VAGINA HURTS NOW JAKE"
"Who cares, we gotta hide the body."
She gets up and 2 more items fall out of her vagina.
"IS THAT CLARES PICTURE AND A PIECE OF CARROT? THE HELL?"
"Jake remember, hiding the body?"
"..I don't feel comfortable around you, but lets hide the body" "By the way, that carrot is perfectly cooked at the right temperature so if you-"
"EW."
"Right, time to hide the body."