Title: There Are Good Friends
Author: kawaiibookworm
Rating: T for touchy feely bro-mances/hinted relationships
Characters/Pairings: friendship/epic bromance Wes and David
Word count: 2,978
Disclaimer: if i owned glee, there would be a heck of a lot more Klaine and Britiana scenes, more warbler time, and rachels mouth would be duck . But since none of that is happening right now, it's obvious i do not own anything besides my name.
A/N: I love the warblers, I love Britiana, I love Klaine. To wrap it up i love everything good about glee :)
~Good friends would rush over right away to comfort you if you're house burns down~
"Damn" Trent said as the others outside nodded in agreement. The guys watched as the firemen aimed their hoses at the building, trying to put out the last of the semi- large fire. This dormitory was the home of most of the warblers and a few other students. They all watched the flames, glad that the fire hadn't reached their rooms but sad because the most off the cool stuff was in the common room, which had burned down. They all kept watching in silence.
Until the silence had been broken by a high pitch shriek
"Guys! How the-when did?- why?" Kurt came running and puffing not even being able to complete his sentences. He flung himself into Blaine's arms and planted kisses all over his face while muttering stuff like "beautiful working fire alarms" and "Oh thank you Grilled Cheesus". After he decided he was done mauling his boyfriend, Kurt moved on to fussing over the rest of the warblers by fixing their wrinkled Pjs and asking a million times if they were okay.
"We're all good" Wes said as he pulled away from Kurt's death grip of a hug and winced a little. Damn, those McKinley cheerios are strong.
"Just making sure, but-"
"No none of our rooms need redecorating thank you"
"God I never get a break do I, but anyway no where's your heterosexual partner for life?" what? David was…not right next to him like he was about five minutes ago. Oh shi-
"He's over there" A freshman from the dorm pointed to a corner of the building that was wasn't on fire anymore but was still smoking quite a bit. Lo and behold there was David!
Wearing his Harry Potter T-shirt and (tight) boxers
With the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles slippers Nick and Jeff had given him for Christmas.
While roasting marshmallows over the burning coals and handing them out to nearby firefighters.
"Your oooohhh so welcome Daniel- What!- WES! No! I was making friends!" David whined when Wes grabbed the back of his shirt and dragged him back over to where the rest of their friends were.
"No, you were trying to be jailbait. Again"
"You say that like it's a bad thing"
Wes snorted "Says the guys who claims to be straight"
"As a bendy ruler"
"Is this your weird way of coming out to me?"
"And if it is?"
"I give you points for creativity and I love you no matter what or who you wish to bang"
David pretended to wipe away the fake tear running down his cheek "Now that's true friendship" Wes shook his head and chucked his best friend in the middle of their friends.
"Stay" David pouted and reluctantly handed out the rest of his marshmallows to his dorm mates. Wes happily enjoyed his gooey treat until he realized what David had used to cook it
"you..used my wand to cook this!"
"It made it magically delicious!"
~Best Friends would be roasting marshmallows over the coals and flirting with the firemen.~
~Good Friends would pay your bail if you're arrested for DUI. ~
Blaine had planned to spend Saturday night watching the Disney movie marathon on TV and skyping his boyfriend Kurt later on.
What he was doing was spending his Saturday night at the police station paying bail for someone's DUI.
"Here they are" the police officer said to Blaine when he lead him to a cell. Blaine nodded at him and saying a quiet thank you. Right after the officer left two arms flew out off the cell and tried wrap them around Blaine
"Blainey Bear!" Wes slurred and unsuccessfully tried to pull Blaine threw the bars to he could maul him properly.
"I'm guessing the party was good?" asked Blaine after he got out off reaching distance of Wes.
"Best one yet" David pulled Wes away from the bars and kept him from trying reach his arms out of the cell. "Right?" Wes nodded his head vigorously and wrapped himself around David, completely happy with his current cuddling buddy.
"I'm going to save the safe drunk driving speech for later, at warblers practice, with a megaphone, at the peak of Wes's hangover just so the point is loud and clear, but for now just explain what happened"
"This girl slipped something into Wes's drink but he didn't realize it till it was too late so I suggested we leave right then to save him from the humiliation of when he gets drunk. We didn't even make it out of the house before he started getting all loud and cuddley" David paused to see of Blaine was still with him. "I knew it would take forever to take him home so I paid this kid 20 bucks for his electric scooter, sat Wes in front because I was afraid that he would let go of me and fall off and hit his head if he went behind me. I strapped him in front then sat behind him and pretty much drove most of the way home…until-"
"Until the police pulled you over and assumed Wes was driving and took the DUI and then put you in here" Blaine gestured to the cell.
"Yup, but that was still a great party huh?" Wes whooped and snuggled further into David's lap
"I'm taking a video of this for next time Wes loses his temper at warbler practice"
"He's gunna kill you later"
"Not before Nick's kills the both of you then hide your dead bodies for being stupid… but not before he goes all mother hen on you about 'underage drinking'" Blaine snorted at the thought. "Yeah I'm gunna tape that too"
Wes tightened his hold on David's neck and drunkenly tried to point ahead "Why are there two Blaines? Who put bars in our room? Can we get a happy meal? I wanna snuggle tonight! Does Jeff die his hair with lemons? I'm glad you don't work out 'cause it makes you all squishy and soft" With every question Wes asked he held on tighter to David and practically killing blaine with amusement. By the time Wes was done with talking he was practically strangling David to death and had Blaine laughing hysterically on the floor, with cell phone still in hand.
~Best friends would be sitting in the cell beside you, saying "Great party, huh?"~
~Good friends will make you feel better when you're mad~
David stomped down the steps towards the common room practically steaming with rage. The poor underclass men who had not been though on of David's temper tantrums before shook in terror as He walked by almost in slow motion. The ones who knew what was coming simply jumped out the widows to the safely of the dark cold night or ran too their rooms to get their rosaries and to pray for their safety. David slammed open the doors to the common room. Everyone in the crowded room looked his way and all of their faces dropped at once.
"Who did it?" David whispered to the silent room. Many of the students knew there was only one thing that made david this pissed off. All of the Warblers in the room had the same thought 'shit, who took his red vines?'. David was getting more impatient by the silent second.
"Who-"
"****ING MOVE IT PEOPLE, IT"S PISSED! RUN IF YOU WANT TO LIVE!" a familiar voice yelled threw over the noise of the horn. No less than half a second later nearly every person was out the door, leaving the room bear.
Except for A smiling Wes with said air horn in hand standing next to him.
David's eye twitched in annoyance
Wes poked David's fore head "Don't frown, you'll ruin your pretty face with frown lines"
He twitched again
"Come on" Wes lead him to one of the couches and sat him right down. Wes sat down so close he was practically sitting in the others lap.
"Now tell Dr. Wes what wrong" David snorted from where he had his head resting on Wes's shoulder. The Asian male whacked him upside the head and demanded to know why he looked like he wanted to murder their doormats.
"Someone stole my red vines again"
"…oh"
"And I was saving those for this weekend!"
"um…Davy-"
"You know when we were going to try to convert 'Back to Hogwarts' to acapella"
"It was me" Davis stopped and looked at Wes for a moment before he spoke again.
"What, where are they?"
"Currently in my digestive system getting broken down my stomach fluids, heading towards my small intestine" David just starred.
"You owe me some goddamn Red vines and the good ones not the cheap kind" With that end note, he got up and walked back up the stairs to his room. Wes smiled because he kne w he was forgiven and that David could never hold a grudge against him. Wes got up and went to join David in their room, but not before blowing his air horn again to warn everyone to stay away for a while. Hey, just because David wasn't mad at him didn't mean he wouldn't take it out on some poor unsuspecting dorm mate.
~BestFriends would run and shout, "****, move it's pissed!"~
~Good Friends would knock on your door and wait for you to answer~
"Adopted mommy, I'M HOME!" David yelled as he came barreling through the door.
"Did it ever occur to you to knock first?" Wes's mother teased as she came out to greet him. David ran to her and swept her up in a hug.
"Yeah, for about three seconds but then I remember who lived here and I knew I was welcomed, plus the door was unlocked" David answered before he let her go and gave her a hello kiss on the cheek "five bucks it was pop"
Helen rolled her eyes at her practically adopted son "You even have to ask? I swear that man would lose his head if it weren't screwed on to his body"
"You mean the one on his sholders or-"
"If you even think about finishing that sentence I WILL take away the AVPM Cd for the weekend"
David gulped "Yes ma'am"
"That's my boy"
"MOM!" Wes came running into the door holding his cellphone looking like he was about to lose it. "Davids not answering his phone I've tried calling him about 5 times now. Oh lord I bet he was mugged and left to die on the streets or maybe he was kidnapped or, um he got in a stranger's car oh, or some pediphile pray, god why does he have to be to be the one person in the whole world to be a pedo-magnet!... or…or" Wes ranted while he clutched his hair worringly.
"Or he's standing right in front of you unharmed and highly amused" Wes unclutched his hair and starred as David waved to him.
"Oh, okay, so whens dinner?" Wes went from paranoid parent to lazy teenager in under .02 seconds.
"Soon I hope" Wes's dad commented from upstairs before he came down and swept the two boys into giant bears hugs. Helen rolled her eyes at her boys little love fest before she walked into the kitchen to start dinner. As soon as she had left the room, Steven wrapped both of his arms around his boys and winked at them.
"So boys remember what we talked about last time you were here?"
Wes blinked "Um.. unprotected sex knocks you up even if you're a guy?"
"After that"
"It'll come out the front too"
"After ALL of that"
"OOH OOH I know! Don't be afraid to say you love someone no matter what ethnicity, height, or sex they are" David answered.
"Right, now always keep that in mind, okay? You know for whatever may happen or what you two figure out later in life, nudge nudge wink wink" With that Steven left his two boys to think about what he said. The two warblers starred at his leaving figure confused.
"Think he was trying to tell us something?"
"mmmm….Maybe"
~Best Friends walks right in and says "Mom, I'm home!"~
~Good friends will say "you deserve better"~
"All right, so we got comfort food, sappy movies and tissues, the ones with moisturizer in it cause I know how much you hate it when your nose gets all ruffed up from those usual crappy ones you buy" Kurt commented while he shuffled around the room preparing it for what he liked to call "Emotional Time"
"Kurt, I appreciate what your trying to-do but really I'm fine, Eric and I were bound to break up sometime, really I'm fine" David said while Kurt shot him a 'yeah I'm so not buying it' look
"Do you wanna prank call him later?"
"God yes"
"No need for that" the two looked up to see Wes, Blaine, Nick, and Jeff soaking wet and looking very pleased with themselves.
"Check this out" Wes took out Blaine's video camera and motioned to David to watch the screen
"What-"
"Shut up and watch it" David didn't question him and looked at the small screen.
Through a small window you could see Eric in his living room with the light turned down off and a bowl of popcorn in his lap. He kept flinching every few seconds, but refused to close his eyes. From the creepy music, it sounded like the movie was just about to hit it's scary climax. The music got louder and louder and louder till…
*Ring*
Eric literally jumped a foot in the air, dropping the popcorn and fell hard onto the floor with only his ass to cushion his fall. After calming down his heart, he picked up the phone to answer it.
"Hello?" All that was heard was some shallow breathing before the caller hung up. Eric looked like he was going to pee his pants as he slowly put down the phone and went back to the couch.
*Ring*
"h-hello" he stuttered when he answered this time. The heavy breathing was back but this time the caller whispered something Eric couldn't hear.
"Who the hell is this anyway!Speak up you Ass!" Eric yelled into the phone. He tried to sound tuff but his legs were shaking and he was holding onto the table for support.
"….you….will…die…in…seven…days…" the caller hung up once again leaving Eric bug eyed and scared shitless. Out of some odd coincidence the movie that was still playing, let out a blood curdling scream. that was enough for Eric, He left the room while screaming like a little girl.
"I love you guys" David said right after the video had finished and launched himself at Wes.
"GROUP HUG" announced Jeff and soon all the boys were squishing each other. A bunch of the guys squeezed David extra hard and told his he deserved better than Eric.
"No comment?" Wes shook his head
"Nope, I already know he deserves better, so there's really no point in telling him, plus it was fun as hell making him pee his pants"
Davis hugged him tighter.
~Best friends will be prank calling him saying, "you will die in 7 days."~
~Good friends will borrow your stuff for a few days then gives it back.~
Wes stormed into the Warbler meeting late. LATE. That never happens. Like ever.
Shit was about to go down.
"You two!" Wes stormed over to Nick and Jeff. "Did you guys take her again!"
"Oh, no, not this time, we been.. um studying for the past few hours" from the blush on Nick's face and the smirk on Jeff's they had been doing nothing of the sort. It was about damn time, but Wes didn't want to get into that now. He needed to find her.
"Trent!"
"W-what?"
"Do you have her or do you know who took her?"
"N-no"
"Lair! Tell me now!"
"I don't know!"
"Stop playing stupid!"
"I'm not playing!" Trent cowered behind Thad, so Wes moved on to interrogate the other warblers.
"Flint?"
"Nope"
"Blaine?"
"No, but kudos to who did, you had that her under lock and key"
"Kurt?"
"No, I can't tell a lie. Blaine, one more Pinocchio joke and I swear I .."
"Thad?"
"I'm still banned from your doom from last time"
"Right which leaves…" Wes turned to his best friend. God he should have seen this coming. He bet this was pay back for his goddamn redvines.
WTfuck
"Where is she" David shrugged his shoulder and kept smiling. Wes had an itch to go grab his baseball bat.
"Dude just give it- Her, sorry Wes, back" Blaine said to David.
"But he's so cute when he's mad!" Wes twitched.
"Well then I'm about to get goddamn sexy if you don't give Her back to me!" Wes growled. David rolled his eyes and got up to face Wes.
"Can't sorry I lost her" everyone's jaw dropped. Oh no he didn't.
"You…lost her?" Wes's voice turned out small and sad. Davis nodded his head.
"Yup but I took a Picture of us right before she.. left" David pulled out his phone, which showed a picture him.
Wearing Ray Banes
While holding the gravel
Like a boss
"Here's a tissue" David handed him one and waited.
Wes starred at the photo for a while before he broke into a sobbing mess. Kurt rushed up and wrapped an arm around him.
"Shush, shush, don't worry sweetie, we'll get you a new gravel, and this time we'll make sure it's waterproof and warblerproof"
"No it's not that" Wes shook his head while still sobbing "It's cause...my best friends an idiot!" Kurt shook his head in understanding and held Wes tighter.
~Best friendslose your shit and tell you, "My bad...here's a tissue."~
Sorry for the wait my minions, writers block is a bitch, and not the awesome kind like Santana :) Up next is Furt! sooooo... Review, favorite, subscribe, and all that stuff!