Woot! not only did i write this entirely on an ipod, im updating too!

yeah im so amazing...:/

Watever im still happy.

so i dont own and enjoy!

Warning, this is kinda long and ramble but i wanted to include a mission for them...and an old for :)

Josie's pov.

"Why doesn't the world explode into a fiery puss filled death?" said a voice.
We turned around to see my older sister. Bree. She doesn't look like she would be related to us. She had much paler skin compared to her family and had silvery blond hair that went all the way down her back. She was nineteen and wore a short pink waitress uniform. She stormed through the front door and slammed it angrily behind her.

"Damn vegetarians! They find one cats claw in their salad and they scream like its there head or something." she growled. "I mean what are they complaining about? A cat's practically a vegetable anyway." she said.

I rolled my eyes.

"So where's the old people?" asked Bree.

"Outer space." said I in a Swedish ascent.

"Oh good, so I'll order pizza." she said disappearing into the kitchen.

"Nothing from your restaurant!" called Hunter.

"Got it." she called from the other room.

"Dude I like your sister and all but she's kind of stupid." David noted from playing a video game with Hunter.

"Coming from you?" said his sister.

Suddenly her watch went off and we started screaming.

"Move." growled Sally. She shoved David out of the way and pressed a few buttons on the controller.

"Congrats, a new high score!" shouted the TV.

"Who did you do that?" he asked.

"Show you later." she said flipping through the channels.

"This week on Ninja Warrior."

We started screaming again. This time followed by Bree. We jumped on the couch and started eating a bowl of popcorn that mysteriously popped out of thin air.

"Oh not this show again." muttered David.

"Yes this show again. Have you even seen it?" said Sally.

"Well…no but-" he started.

"Your watching with us." I declared.

"No I don't want to." he whined.

"I don't care." I sang. He tried to turn but I grabbed his wrists and shoved him on the couch. Before he could get up I sat on top of him and pinned him down.

"Your going to watch with us!" I shouted.

"Nooooooo!"

Knock knock.

Bree jumped off the couch and opened the door. Rachel Uno stood in the doorway.

"Shirley, time to come home." she said.

"K." he said grabbing his backpack.

"Oh and Sally, David your parents called and wanted me to pick you up. They said something about a pancake bomb?" she said.

Sally and David exchanged shocked glances.

"We have to go!" shouted David grabbing both of their bags.

"Later guys." she called running out the door.

We mumbled goodbye and Bree shut the door.

"Pancake bomb?" asked Bree.

"Yeah don't ask." I said.

David's pov.

I jumped out of the car and ran into my house. I dashed into the kitchen with Sally at my heels to see my parents sitting on the floor covered head to toe with pancake batter.

"Oh god." I muttered.

"What happened?" asked Sally.

Mom and dad looked at each other.

"Night breakfast?" supplied dad.

Mom wiped the batter off her face. "It took a dark turn."

She shoved the batter on her hands and into dads face. "Ack. Thank you, my lovely wife."

Sally dropped her bag to the floor. "I'm going to bed." she said and she went to her room.

I sneered at them. "And you call us immature." I walked up to my room.

Sally pov.

Golden rays of sunshine burst through my windows and illuminated the entire room. I dressed quickly and I brushed my teeth and hair and ran down stairs. Oh hey that rhymed! Hahaha! Oh god I'm ashamed, That was bad of me.

The kitchen was a lot cleaner than it was last night. Mom was no where to be found but dad was.

"Dad you're here?" I asked.

"Yep. Your mom went in early so I got a later shift." he said.

"Sweet." said David appearing next to me. "So what's for breakfast?" David asked.

"Cold pizza!" cheered dad setting cold pizza on paper plates in front of us.

We looked at him.

"There's a reason your mother never let's me near the stove."

"Got it." I said.

"We understand." said David.

"Oh just eat your pizzas you little ingrates." he mocked.

Davids phone rang.

"Hello?" He asked into the phone. "Got it." he said moments later. "That was Jo, you up for a trip to Guatemala?"

Dad started choking. "Uh what exactly are you doing there?" he asked.

"Were rescuing some tourists from a temple. Stupid traps." explained David.

"Oh, ok. Just stay away from the caramel." he warned.

"Fine. Let's go." I said.

We got our stuff and Jo was at our door in seconds in a bus.

"Hey Vego, h-dog, Jo-Jo." said David jumping on the bus.

I went to my seat. "Your not seriously making everyone call you that again are you?" I asked Shirley.

"Your just jealous because you don't have a super cool nickname." he said sticking his tongue out at me.

"Whatever." I rolled my eyes.

"Well now that your morning bickering is over, what the mission." asked Hunter from the pilots seat.

"Alrighty people. From what I've been told we have a bus load of children stuck in a tomb with poisonous snakes, skeleton zombies, and an ancient curse." he said.

"Ah, the plot thickens." said David.

"Sounds like the plot to and Indian Jones movie." mumbled Jo.

Now right off the bat, Temple of Doom should have been a warning sign in it's self, but noooooooo. Some morons just had to go and get them selves stuck hanging above some snakes with vines around we climbed over the vines and rock walls it wasn't easy to find the path that the idiots that had taken. After some time I found out it was only one idiot. One mind numbingly moronic idiot.

He was hanging upside down by one foot. His glasses had fallen off but you could still see they were blue behind his long blond hair and pith helmet.

"Hey you think you could help me out over here." cried John in his arrogant way.

"I say we leave him." I said mostly to Jo.

"Mmm, yes. I like that idea." agreed Jo.

"Oh come on girls. We are the KND! We help all children in need." said Shirley proudly. He shook our shoulders for added affect.

I looked at Jo.

"Don't look at me he's your fake boyfriend." she grumbled glaring at Shirley.

"Not by choice." I said bummed.

"Jo just get him down." Shirley said crossing his arms.

"Fine." she sighed. She pulled out a laser gun twice the size of herself and aimed it at John.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa wait!" he screamed.

"Oh relax." said Jo. "I haven't missed yet,"

He seemed to relax.

"And this is my first try." she finished.

"Huh? Whoa wait!"

She fired.

Dead center in the middle of the vine had been sliced through and John fell to the ground.
Haha, loser.
He quickly dusted himself off and up to us.

"Josephina." he said in his normal cocky manor.

Jo turned her gun on him.

"Hey." I growled. This guy was a punk but I wasn't going to let her shoot him… unless I'd got to help.

"Oh I don't think you'd want to do that Joey." teased John.

"And why the hell not?" she shot angrily.

"Cause I got this." he said holding up a remote with a large red button.

"Oooooh button." said David walking to the remote. Jo slapped his face with the back of her hand with out looking at him.

"Yeah I wouldn't touch this button." he said.

"What dose it do?" asked Shirley.

"Well I was originally sent here to uh… collect valuable candy gem." he explained.

"Collect? You mean steal." glared Jo.

"Pretty much. But either way when I got her I found traps already set and the crystals all cleared out. Imagine my surprise… and disappointment." he said grimly.

"And why should we trust you?" asked Jo.

"Because I'm telling the truth." he said reasonably.

"Like that's meant so much to us in the past."

"Right. Well let's not dwell in the past. The point is that if this button is pushed we all go poof."

"Poof?" I asked.

"Poof." he confirmed.

"So this whole place is explosive?" squeaked Shirley.

"Well not anymore. I've had my team deactivate all the land mines that were previously-" he said stepping back.

Beep beep.

"Oh crap." he said his eyes widening. "Missed one." he shrugged.

"Missed one!" screamed Jo. "How could you-"

We'll never know her question. Whatever she was going to say was cut off by the world exploding. I had the faint feeling of floating, flying, then falling and the inevitable impact. Gravity's a bitch.
I lie on the ground sputtering like a fish. After a couple of seconds coughing up rubble of ancient-and quite tasty- artifacts I sat up.
Before I could say anything Shirley was helping me up.

"You ok dude?" he asked.

"Yeah." I said coughing. "That sucked."

"Tell me about it." said David.

We looked around.

"David?" I asked.

"Yeah?"

"Where are you?"

"Up here!"

We looked up.

David was draped over a tall tree hold Jo by her foot, who was holding her brother by his hands.

"Yo." he said causally.

"Dude you gotta lose some weight! You're heavy!" whined Jo.

"Tell me about it!" cried David.

After oh so gracefully getting them down (Meaning the three few on us, giving me quite a bruise) we went back to the site. The temple was in complete rubble. Millions of years of history, gone! This will be tough to explain. Unless...

John stumbled out from behind a tree.

"Aw man! Did you see that? That was soooooo cool!" John cried. He turned his back to us laughing like a maniac.

"You realize we have to arrest you now." said Shirley in his business-y tone.

"Oh yeah." he said.

Hunter pov.

We hauled John off to Moonbase (a not so rare occurrence) and made it to school. By now people don't question why we're late. We finally got cool looking robots to stand dummy in class for us. With many unique phrases like 'Shut up' ' Forty-Two' 'No, I wanna scrub the toilet!' and my favorite 'Cheese'.

Luckily PE was my next class. It was the class I had with David, which our coach usually had a problem with. See when it comes to athletic we get a bit... competitive.

We first raced to the track only to be beat by Taylor. Our other competitor, you know as a chick.

"Haha I beat both you guys!" she laughed.

"Not by much." panted David.

"Yeah, you're usually the first to finish changing. What happened?" I asked.

Her faced scrunched up angrily "Hey! You ever try to take take off pantyhose while applying lip gloss?"

"Well once, remember at that camp-" started David.

"Don't wanna know!" she cried.

By now the other kids started showing including the teacher. "Alright you pathetic pork pie we're running the mile today!"

A series of whines preceded from the class.

"I don't wanna hear it, start stretching!" he ordered.

"Ready to get your asses kicked?" Taylor asked sitting on the ground and reaching for her ankles.

"What? I'm sorry I can't hear you over that eyeshadow you're wearing." I taunted following her example..

"Hey when I win, you can borrow some of Taylor's skirts." David shot.

"Does this call for a bet?" Taylor asked.

"Why not." I said.

"Sweet." said David. "If I win you got to pay off my tab at LimeRicky and you have to pay my tab for the school." pointing to me then Taylor.

"I'm broke!" I cried.

"Then don't lose!"

"Fine." I said. "When I win, you have to do my homework for my classes, and you have to fix my laptop...which you broke."

"We have all of our classes together!" Taylor cried.

"I didn't mean to break it." David say sheepishly.

"Well after I cross that finish line, you will have to carry my sports bag, and you will have to carry my clothes bag." said Taylor.

"Why do I get your sports bag?" muttered David. "It smells like roses and hate."

"Forget carrying stuff I'm going to win." I stated.

"Line up!" shouted the couch.

We started on our mark. The track was pretty big so we only had to run three laps.

"On your marks, get set, don't go! I said don't go! Don't go, don't go! GO!" he shouted.

The three of us took off. With some mild pushing.

David got a good start but I easily passed him, Taylor was right behind me. I started running out of breath on the second lap and David ran ahead of me. Taylor barley broke a sweat and was ahead of me. We reached the final lap. I had made it passed Taylor and was neck and neck with David. I ran as fast as I could, so did David. But only feet away from the mark Taylor did something amazing. She ran right in between us passing the mark before us and cartwheeled into a back flip landing with ease.

I didn't know she could do that. I've never seen her do that. Last year she had a hard time touching the ground but...

"Whoa I didn't know she could do that!" wheezed David.

I sat on the ground. "She not even sweating!"

In fact Taylor was doing a victory dance. She wasn't tired at all.

"Maybe shes a witch!" considered David.

"How would winning the race and being flexible make her a witch?"

"I don't know man, but something isn't right with her. And I shall be the one to discover it!" David screamed.

That got everyone's attention.

"What are you dorks talking about now?" asked Taylor. She offered me a hand and helped me up. My legs still felt wobbly.

"Nothing. Nothing at all."

"Whatever...dorks. You still lose! Stop by my house in the morning to pick up my stuff." with a final laugh she walked away.

Sigh this is where my chapter ends... till i can think of somthing.

The next chapter Sally and Shirley hav to convince Candy theyr dating...always fun to write and Jo gets an unexpected surprise...

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