The inside of the house was well, well it was huge! and amazing. Did I say amazing? I didn't get much time to look around, because this wasn't even the living room.

I was quickly taken up a flight of stairs (even they were very nice) and then… wow.

This was the living room? And there was me thinking that the entrance room - well I don't know what else to call it – was amazing.

There were plush cream sofas everywhere (and when I ran my hand across one, as I was rushed past by Alice, it turned out to be suede)

Everyone seemed to gather around the living room, some sat and some stood.

There was – wait! They all looked the same age as each other and as me as it goes -

I hope this isn't come child slavery project. Well it wouldn't be child slavery just slavery.

That's got to be worse, right?

"Sit sit!" Alice practically pushed me down onto the sofa. Oh It really was as comfortable as it looked.

I was also really calm for some reason.

Alice sat next to me, smiling with the blonde male sitting next to her. He wasn't smiling though. He was just watching me.

Maybe the air only affects certain people.

Emily then squashed in next to me that made me feel a little bit better.

Then the tall girl blonde and the tall guy with dark curly hair sat on the sofa opposite us.
(The guy didn't really sit he more like sprawled)

The Elvis and John love child was still watching me, and when I looked at him he just smiled.

My bags had been parked at the bottom of another flight of stairs in the living room.

And then Carlisle and Esme re-appeared.

"Right then, we better introduce you to everyone" Esme clearly was the mother of this lot.

"This is Jasper" she pointed to the blonde guy next to me and Alice.

"And that is Rosalie and Emmett" Those were the two sitting opposite us.

Me and Emily just watched, smiled and nodded as she pointed to everyone and introduced us, I mean what else were we meant to do?

She continued – "And you've met Edward. And this is his wife Bella" There was another brunette girl, looking a lot like the other one. Did hair colours come in two in this family?

What was this: Carlisle's Ark?

And Edward was smiling again! He was either very sadistic, or on some kind of crack.

Or there was something going on here.

My guess is the crack, it usually is.

Wait! She said they were married. Well they didn't waste much time did they, they're both what? 18 at the oldest.

Esme carried on oblivious "And this is Renesmee and Seth"

Ok, first off. That was one hell of a name.

"You can call me Nessie, everyone does. If that easier for you"

"Nessie? Like as in the loch Ness monster?" (again I had to hold in my laugh)

"Yea you go it" she giggled a little. Well anyone who can take the piss out of themselves was a good kind of person in my book.

"It's nice to meet you" that was Seth. Nice voice too.

That's when I noticed, everyone apart from these two, have the same eye colour.

"It's nice to meet you all too" I said it as politely as I could, it doesn't come often so I have to work on it.

"So have they told you what we all are yet then?" I turned my attention to Emmett.

"Emmet" Carlisle's voice was warning. But he carried on anyway. We were going to get along.

"Yea they did say that they were Vampires, but nothing about you" Em was good at that, pretending to totally believe them. So it was probably best that she said something.

"They did huh? Well that's because they are – and we all are!"

He just didn't care. He kept going.

"Expecpt for little Nessie over there, shes a half vampire. Bella over there was human when she shagg-"

"EMMETT!"

Something flew across the room, and I was expecting it to smack against the wall and smash, but it didn't. Emmet caught it. And then it broke, because he broke it!

He just broke a fucking vase! With his bare hands.

Ok maybe I was starting to believe them.

Edward had thrown it, maybe that was down to the crack. But I couldn't explain Emmett.

"Don't talk about Bella like that! Let me continue the story"

He turned to us then, smiled and continued.

"As Emmett was saying, Bella was human when she got pregnant with our daughter. We'll save the smaller details about that for later. But yes Renesmee is our daughter and she is half vampire." I didn't even get the question out of my mouth before he answered it.

"Yes, she looks 18, because she aged fast"

I was silent. They just blurted all this out to us, and on top of it all. He can read minds.

oh god! That means he can hear me now! And he must have heard the Elvis thing, shit shit!

He chuckled "Don't worry, I won't listen to you from now on. I know everything I need to know"

What the hell did that mean?

"Oh you forgot the part about Seth being a werewolf"

God I was going to have a break down by the end of this convocation.

"Emmett! I didn't even check with Jacob if she could know yet! Your such an idiot" he mumbled the last part.

Fucking hell who was Jacob now? How many people live here!

"Don't even bother Emmett!" That was Edward again. Emmett was clearly the trouble maker in the family. I liked him already.

Emmett actually listened that time; I don't know what he was going to say.

But im pretty sure my brain couldn't handle it, whatever it was.

Alice hugged me (and Emily) again.

"Im so happy you know about us! I knew you'd take it well!

Taking it well? Taking it well? I was about to check into the nearest clinic.

But they didn't need to know that.

If they thought I was taking it well. Then they didn't need to know any different.

"Look you've scared the life out of the poor girls!"

Rosalie actually speaks? She hasn't said a word since we got here.

She got up and came over to me. "I bet you're tired, or hungry. Aren't you?"

"Yes, both actually" Emily didn't waste any time on that one.

"I'll fix you something to eat, and drink" Esme ran off up the other flight of stairs.

Drink? Don't vampires drink blood?

Oh god, oh crap. Oh shit!

I was about to get up and run for my life, dragging Emily with me, when a wave of calm washed over me. Christ was I fool? Why would I want to be calm?

But I just couldn't help it.

Edward looked at me again.

"It's ok, we're vegetarian's"

Well that's all lovely and dandy for you, but I still don't want my neck munched on!

I mean do I look like a carrot or something?

Edward laughed again "Don't worry, we don't drink human blood. Ever, we hunt animals instead"

Right, I felt sorry for any pet this family ever got.

He smiled "Not like that, mountain lions, elk and bears" he shot a quick look at Emmett. Must be a private joke.

"That sort of thing." I didn't even know half of those things existed. I mean of course I knew bears were real. But I've never heard of an elk or mountain lions before.

"Elk are like dears" again with the mind reading. I thought you were going to stop?

"I will sorry."

Good! Although he shouldn't have heard that if he wasn't lying.