Me:Thank you readers!! i think in this chapter we mi-

Hidan:how the fucking hell did i end up in this fucking place?

Me:*twitch, sighs* i dont fucking now how you fucking ended up here damn it!

as i was saying we might see some confusing but i will explain later in the story.

Hidan:Heather they fucking know the fucking Akatsuki.

Me:*sighs*fine just say the fucking disclaimer then damn it!!

Hidan:fine bitch i fucking will!Heather does not fucking own Naruto or the Akatsuki damn it.

She does fucking own the demon-spirits, Nekero, Yume, the Mizuryu clan, Icewing, and the plot damn it.


Heather's P.O.V.

Walking to the m's section I saw the word "medical". "Now should I take all of the scrolls?" I asked out loud. Pulling random medical scrolls out I thought I should, it would make me a better medic-nin if I did.

"How am I going to carry all of these?... Tenten! Of course, I could put all of the scrolls in a single scroll like Tenten does with her weapons would make it so much more easier to carry them around!" After taking all of the scrolls I walked back to the table to set them down, and layed them together to from a pyramid. Finding a blank scroll was going to be a little harder.... and searching around that side of the room proved me right.

Sighing I walked back to the middle of the room, looking at the scrolls 'I knew there were too many to carry.... there better be some blank ones on the other side!' Luckily enough I did find a section full of blank scrolls, I took a medium one thinking it would be less noticeable when carrying around.

"Finally! Never thought I would be this happy to see a blank piece of paper." I exclaim running back to the desk. "Now I need to find jutsu scrolls." Singing the alphabet in my head I went to the j's.

"Job, job history....jutsu! I'll take them all. I need to put them in a different scroll so I don't get mixed up." Walking up to the blank scrolls I sighed, deceding to forgo discretion, I took a large sized one to fit the one on the table and all the other jutsu scrolls. The color was a mixture of shades of blue. Making sure none of the scrolls got mixed up, I got ready to finish with the scrolls and leave, 'There now to put them in the scroll.' Unrolling the blank blue scroll I put my hand on it, then pushed chakra in it.

As soon as I got all the jutsu scrolls inside, a water blob poofed in. Turning to picked it up, I saw it had a little purple tint to it, then realized this was one of the two looking for a hitai-ite.

"Did you two find a hitai-ite?" I asked the blob, bringing it up to eye level. It sent a calm chakra signal, like the water copy, to my brain. "Good. I will be there in a few minutes. I must finish putting the medic scrolls in the blank scroll." The water blob seemed to understand as it poofed to where ever it's partner was. Turning back around I hurriedly finished with the medic scrolls.

"Awesome. Now to go to the blob. I'll grab some other blank scrolls though, they might be useful later." I picked up the scrolls, grabbed a few blank ones and transported myself out of the room. Re-appearing into a small room I saw the purple tinted blob next to a box full of hitai-ite. "Wow! Thank you. I'll take this black one." It was a regular one you see any other genin wear, but it had black cloth, instead of the commissioned blue. "You two are dismissed." I said turning to the two blobs. "This backpack will be useful too." I said taking an empty black backpack.

I remembered about the other two blobs I sent outand decided to contact them since I hadn't heard from them yet. 'Did you two find any scrolls?' A calm pulse was my answer. 'Did you just find them?' Another calm pulse. 'Fine, get all of the medic and jutsu scrolls. And keep them separate.' I thought before cutting out of the link. "Ha! The stupid village won't know what hit them." I said. Turning to look out of a window in the hall way, I saw it was starting to get dark outside. Thinking about the blob I left at the door I dismissed it, feeling a little chakra flow back into my system.

"Damn! I need to hurry. The nin guarding the scrolls will most likely be fresh if they switched look out now." I quickly apeared at the place where the last two blobs were, but not before grabbing some kunai and shuriken. Waiting in the shadows, I saw two ANBU guarding the door. 'Oh this should be fun! Hahaha! Hmm...If I trun invisible and suppress my chakra, I should be able to take two kunai and stick them in their necks, adding chakra too...' I thought before disguising my chakra and turning invisible.

Taking two kunai out I put a thread of chakra on them, making sure I didn't alert the ANBU. Walking silently I got in between them and raising the two weapons I stuck them into their wind pipe, killing them instantly. Their blood splattering on me, staining my hair and cloths with crimson blotches.

'Great.' I think, 'That will take forever to get out. But it feels really good. Nice and warm. Like a blanket, made of blood.' 'Kit, come on. Let's get the scrolls. Then we can get some new cloths.' Nekero said in disgust, obviously unhappy that I was happy to be covered in blood. 'Sorry Nekero. I'll go get them now.' I said back to my demon-spirit.

Walking in I saw the last of the six blobs I summoned. Seeing two stacks on a table in the middle of the room I walked to them, dispelling my invisible jutsu, leaving my chakra disguised.

"Good job you two. Now which ones are the medical scrolls?" I asked, watching them roll over to the stack on the left. "Thank you. You may go now." I said to the one on the left. After it vanished I looked at the last one. "You. Go look for some suitable clothes. I got blood on this as you can see. Plus these are not suitable for this world." I said before turning to the table again. Taking out a white scroll I opened it and started to repeat the same procedure I used with the others.

"Now for the jutsu scrolls. This is too easy, they really need to beef up their security." I mused out loud, chuckling quietly. "Well that can wait till after I leave." I said to no one in particular. Putting the white one back in the backpack I took out a blue one. Opening it up I started to put chakra in it. After I put the last scroll in and rolled it up I heard a muffled voice outside the door, listening I heard yelling. Making sure I had every thing I poofed out of the room, just before the door swung open.


Heather's P.O.V. in alley way

"Wow, that was close." I said. Looking up I saw I was in an alley way. Changing my appearance I walked out of the alley. I now looked like a thirteen year old kid, with black hair going down to my waist and forest green eyes. The shirt I had on now was blue and white pants. 'Where are you?' I thought to the last water blob. The blob let me take over itself. Looking up from where it was perched, I saw it was in a shop. 'Good choice. I will be there in a few minutes. Did you see a weapons shop near by?' I asked. Going back to my body and starting to walk towards the store.

Getting a calm pulse I smiled. 'Okay. Stay there, I will look for you.' Walking some more I saw some shops coming in sight, it then occurred to me that I have no money on my person I could use. 'Oh what am I going to do about the money. Well, if I can make water spies I can make money, too. Yeah, that works.'Thinking of money I felt some thing in my pocket. Putting my hand in my pocket I felt coins, pulling some out I looked at it, then smiled. I had about thirty thousand ryo. Feeling my chakra I stopped, the blob was inside. Opening the door to the shop I walked in.

"Hello there miss! How my I help you?" Asked an old and wrinkled woman. "I need new clothes. Some ninja type clothes would be just what I need." I answered the old woman. The lady just nodded and walked over to the more feminine side of the store. Picked up a cerulean blue, elbow length shirt, a fish net under shirt, and knee length black pants with black ninja sandals, she hobbled over, giving them to me, then shooed me into a changing room. Taking off the henge ones I put the new clothes on. Turning around to face the three faced mirror I stared. The old lady knew what would look good on me, weird. Coming out the lady looked me over, then nodded.

"I would like a few more sets of clothes, please." I said to her. As I stood there she went around the store and picked out some other clothes here and there. Giving them to me she shooed me back in the room. Changing into the other sets I was amazed. There was four shirts, three knee high pants, two fishnet shirts, and two pairs of ninja sandals. The old lady had a good eye.

Putting on my original clothes I walked out with all of the other clothes balanced in my hands.. "Thank you. May I pay for these now?" I asked walking to the shop owner.

"Yes, yes this way." She said walking to the back of the shop. On my way a white kimono caught my eye. It was a little longer then knee length. It had a big lush green tree, with a dark blue dragon flying around on it. The obi was black with small green leaves falling gracefully to the bottom. Starting sparingly on the top and cascading to pile on the bottom.

Following my eye the old lady said, "Do you want that? It would look very nice on you." Staring at the shop owner I thought 'It is nice. Should I?' 'Ask the lady how much it is first.' Nekero answered.

"I do like it. How much is it?" I ask the lady. "I will sell it to you for...eight hundred ryo." 'Not bad. I'll get it.' "Yes I would like it. Thank you." I said to the lady, putting down the clothes in my arms.

"Okay. So these clothes and the kimono. How does one thousand ryo sound to you?" The lady asked after getting the kimono down. I had to hand it to her, she was healthy for a old person. Fishing out the one thousand ryo, I handed it to the old lady, carefully putting it in her wrinkled hand. "Thank you miss. Have a nice day." The old shop lady said handing over the bag of clothes to me.

"Thank you." I said walking out of the shop. 'I need to check on the water copy. Hey copy, is the blond one up?' Instead of a negative pulse like last time, I got a calm pulse. 'Okay make sure to tell me if they leave.' Another calm pulse. 'Thank you.'

Walking to the door I saw the blob sitting on a pile of clothes, blending in, so it was hard to see, if you didn't know what to look for. Motioning to it I walked slower, letting it catch up to me and jump up on my leg. Opening the door to the shop I walked out, stoping a short distance awayin a drak corner behind the shop. The blob moved up to my hand. "Thank you. You may now go." I whispered to the blob and it vanished immediately. My next stop was going to be the weapon shop, the few kunai and shuriken I had were not going to be enough.

"Ahh! Hello young one! Welcome to my weapon shop. If you need any thing just ask." An energetic middle-aged man said from his spot at the counter.

"Oh thank you sir, I will." I answered smiling. Looking around I saw some kunai. Grabbing five I checked them over, making sure they had no defect, and that they were sharp enough. Choosing four good ones, I looked at the sebon and, took a handful of those as well.

In the corner was a katana. The sheath was a dark blue like the body scales on Nekero. The blade was thin and unlike regular katana this one was double edged. On the handle was a small figurine of a dragon hanging off of a chain. The dragon was very detailed, if you looked close enough you could see the small individual scales on the body. It's wings spread out, to the full length. The wings had small lines running from the tip to the bottom. The body itself was in a sitting position, the tail curving up and to the right. The handle itself was plain black. I walked over to it, to see the details better. 'Hey Nekero. Is that some thing for you?' I asked stopping in front of it. 'Yes it is, kit. That is the Katana of the Three Elements or better known as Icewing.' Nekero answered. 'Oh it looks really cool!' I told her taking it down from the stand it was on.

"Excuse me, sir? I want this katana and these too." I said turning around to the shop owner. "Okay miss. That is a-H-how are you handling that sword? I had to use gloves to even get near it. Much less hold it." He asked as his face paled. "Ahhh...It was made for me. I am the one to control it." I said putting the blade back into the sheath.

"May I have a belt for this? Oh and a kunai pouch for these, please?" I asked as innocently as I could. The man only nodded his head nervously, before running to the back of the store to get the belt and kunai pouch. Inwardly, I was laughing my head off. 'That's too funny! He's scared of me! Hahaha!' I thought to myself. Though Nekero heard. 'Kit, you shouldn't do that, you're going to draw too much attention to yourself. The man is back with the things you wanted.'

Looking up I saw that the man had the pouch and belt I wanted in his outstretched hand. It was then I noticed that his hand was shaking, and the ninjas in the store were looking at me wierdly. Taking note of their facial features, I planned to kill them later if I came back on a mission with the Akatsuki.

"Thank you sir. Is this enough to pay for this?" I ask holding out nine hundred ryo. Nodding his head furiously he took the money and put it in the cash register.

"Have a nice day sir." I said nodding to him then to the ninjas, and made my way to the door. Outside I put on the belt to hold my katana, then put the kunai pouch on the right side of the belt, the katana on the left. Dropping the kunai and sebon into the pouch. 'There. Now I'm hungry. Oh look a dango shop! They smell really good, I' think I'll go get some, sense I'm here.' I thought. Stopping right in front of the shop, I put my bag of clothes in the backpack, and walked in. Taking a deep breath, I went up to the counter. "Hello. How can I help you?" A young lady asked. She had brown hair pinned back into a bun. She had green eyes, with long lashes surrounding them.

"Um...Can I get two of each type?" I asked, the lady didn't seem to be surprised at all. "Of course. That is one hundred ryo, please." She said as the person next to her to get my order ready. I gave her the money waiting for my dango.

"Thank you. Here is your food." She said handing me a box. "Thank you." I said as I took the steaming food from her hands and walked out of the busyshop. Sighing, I open up the box and popped one in my mouth. 'This is really good!' I thought taking another dango ball off the stick. 'I guess I need to go back to the water copy. It's getting dark out.' I thought swallowing another dango, taking the third dango I poofed to the clearing.


Me:MUWAHAHAHA!!!clifie!!X)

Itachi:........

Me:???*pokes Itachi*

Itachi:...Dont poke me....

Me:Oh be nice Blindy.

Itachi:*twitches*WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!?!

Me:O.o!!Oh my god!!Blindy yelled!!!wtf!

Itachi:*sighs*please review. flames are allowed

Me:*running around in circles yelling out Blindy yelled!*

Itachi:*cant see.*