DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER THE BOOKS OR THE MOVIES :)

Warnings: Language, AU.

REMEMBER THIS AU!

Draco Malfoy discovers cellphones.

Draco Malfoy couldn't tell you why he was here; Potter and that bushy mudblood forced him to come. they claimed he needed to get in touch with his inner muggle. Why the hell did he need to get in touch with his inner muggle? He was a pureblood for Merlin sakes! He didn't even have muggle in him! Just wait father heard about this...

Anyways, Mudbloo- Hermione and Potte- Harry claimed he was too creul! How was he being too creul; everybody loved him! He was as sweet as can be to everybody. But despite his protest, he was letting Hermione and Harry teach him.

"This is a cellphone." Hermione said slowly; she set the object gently in Draco's hand. Draco examined it, it had a small screen and a key-board like thingy with numbers, and letters. He put it upside down and frowned. "What do I do with this monstrosity?" He asked.

"You can call someone, or text." Harry explained.

"Text? What the bloody hell is that?" He asked.

"Like sending a message..." Hermione explained, biting back a giggle.

"...that's what we have owls for." Draco snapped.

"Muggles don't use owls." Harry snickered.

"Fine, how do I use it." Draco looked at it disgustedly.

"Let me call someone for you," Hermione smirked. She took the phone out of Draco's hands and dialed a number; she put it on speaker phone and handed it back to Draco. There was this ringing sound and Draco's eyes widened. Suddenly there was a voice. "Hello?" It sounded like an old man.

"WHAT THE HELL, IS THIS?" Draco screeched, he threw down the phone and pulled out his wand. "Is it some kind of prison; you trapped someone inside there?" Draco was frantic. "Don't worry I'll save you!" He yelled to the old man.

"Is this a prank call?" The voice asked.

"No this is Draco Malfoy." Draco informed.

Harry was practically rolling on the floor and Hermione was trying to reason with Draco.

"I don't like prank calls." The old man grumbled.

"This isn't prank call, this is Draco Malfoy!" Draco yelled. He pulled out his wand and yelled Avada Kadvra! The voice was cut off and the phone fell to peices. Hermione and Harry stared dumbfounded.

"That was my cellphone..." Hermione whispered, "and my grandfather."

"That was bloody hilarous." Harry clapped.

"Be free... be free." Draco whispered to the now smoking phone.

Lol