Previously on The Breakfast Club:
Kuki turned towards Nigel and put a hand on his shoulder. "Just ignore him," she said, "He's only doing it to get you angry."
"You couldn't ignore me if you tried, sweets." Wally said, looking at Kuki, who rolled her eyes.
"So...Are you guys like boyfriend and girlfriend?" Wally asked, as the clock ticked, "Steady dates?" another click. "Lovers?" another click of the clock. "Come on Sporto, level with me. Mono to mono. Did you slip her your hot...beef...injection?" Wally breathed heavily.
Kuki and Nigel turn to face Wally, Kuki's eyes were alit a brilliant scarlet.
"GO TO HELL!" she screamed while at the same time Nigel yelled, "ENOUGH!"
-break-
Emerson was in his boring, gray office, writing reports at his desk, when he heard yelling.
"What's going on in there!" he shouted. "Spoiled little brats." he mumbled to himself.
Chapter 6
Wally and Nigel continued to glare at the other.
Kuki tentatively placed a hand on Nigel's shoulder causing him to break eye contact with him.
Nigel stated at he and nodded his head. He gave one more look at Wally before sitting rhetoric way in their chairs.
"Asshole." Nigel murmured under his breath as Wally got up from his chair and roamed over to the railing that ascended into the stairs which led to the upper part of the library.
He placed his hands on the rails and hoisted himself up and turned his body around so he could sit on the rail.
He kicked his knees back and forth idly before speaking, "You know, we could probably just close the door. We can't throw a party with Vernon Bieber checking up on us every thirty seconds."
"The door is supposed to stay close." Hoagie said in a exasperated tone looking up from his essay paper.
"So what?" Wally asked rolling his eyes at the nerd.
"So why don't you just shut your mouth and sit back in your chair. There are five of us and we really don't want to have to spend /another/ Saturday in the same room as you." Nigel replied icily, shooting daggers at the Beatles boy behind his sunglasses.
"I'm surprised you can even count that high. I thought wrestlers were supposed to be brain dead." Wally countered. "Oh, and the sunglasses inside thong is so not cool. The vampire trend ended two years ago. How about you get with the program, that is, if you cam actually read it." Wally added, making Nigel grind his teeth together.
"You know what? No one gives a fuck about you. You could disappear off the face of the planet and no one would notice you were even missing." Kuki said, reaching her boiling point with the blonde Aussie.
Wally scowled at her before responded "Hey hey hey, then maybe I should up and join the wrestling team," he said looking at Nigel, "or maybe join Student Council and become Prom King." He said, his gaze shifting over to Kuki who in return, gave him a dirty look that cant even be put into words.
Wally smirked then shifted his gaze over to the unsuspecting Hoagie, who was looking at his paper.
It was silent for a while and Hoagie lifted his head up to see what had happened and found himself staring at Wally, who began to speak again, "Or maybe join the math nerds, they seem to have it all together." he stated as Hoagie's ears turned pink as Wally's gaze shifted towards Abby who, in return, just shrank lower in her seat, desperately not wanting to be seen. "Or maybe I can join the basket cases, they seem to have a lot of things going on in that club." he didn't bother to mess with Rachel, they were in the same social group, it would be idiotic to want to join his own group of social recluses.
"Just shut the hell up already Beatles." Kuki seethed, "The only reason you kind of people knock everyone down is because your afraid of everyone else." she stated.
Wally pursed his lips an acted surprised an caught off guard. "Oh, you Rich Asians are so smart! That's why I'm not in social groups! Congratulations! You won the million dollar prize! A brain that functions properly!" Wally said, throwing his hands up in the air.
Kuki ignored his comment and continued on with her speech, "See you're afraid that they won't take you. You don't belong to any group so you just have to dump all of your stupid shit on everyone else." she said, her breath labored from her anger.
Hoagie looks at them and mumbles loudly, "I'm in the Math Club." he looks around for a response from someone but there eyes are all watching Wally and Kuki.
Wally rolled his eyes and replied, "Well...it wouldn't have anything to do with your activities people being complete and utter assholes...now would it?" he said in a smug, all-known tone as Kuki's nostrils flared.
"Well you wouldn't know... You don't even know any of us." Kuki countered, a equally smug look on her face.
Hoagie once again spoke, trying to gain some attention, "I'm also in the physics club." he says, waiting for someone to say something to him but he receives the same response as last time.
Wally thought for a half a second before responding, " Well, I don't know any lepers either, but I'm not gonna run out and join one of their fucking clubs." he said, crossing his arms as he swung his legs side to side.
"You are un fucking believable." Kuki seethes as she's about to continue, Wally interrupts her.
"Hold that thought Queeny." He said, his gaze diverting towards Hoagie, "What are you babbling on about, now?" he asked the geek.
"Well, I'm in the Math Club, the Latin Club, the Physics Club..." Hoagie said going off as Wally nodded his head.
"Hey Kiki, are you in the Physics Club?" he asked Kuki.
"No, it's an academic club, not all clubs are an academic club." she responded, trying to not snap on him and tell him her name is Kuki. Kuki, not Kiki.
"So, it's still a club, correct?" he asked her in a smart aleck tone.
"Yea but its different than the other clubs." Kuki said, she hated when she had to repeat herself.
Wally looked at her with shock on his face, "Oh, but to dorks like him," he said, tilting his head towards Hoagie, "...they are." he said as Kuki just stayed silent. "I thought so." he said smugly.
Wally turned his attention towards Hoagie? "What do you guys do in your club?" he asked him, sounding like he really wanted to know what they did all day in Physics Club.
Hoagie was momentarily shocked that he was being addressed a question. He swallowed before answering, "Uh...Well...In physics, um, we ah, we talk about well physics...about the properties of physics." Hoagie said, stumbling over his words.
Wally hummed in thought before nodded his head, "So it's sorta socially demented and sad, but social. Right?" he asked in pure interest.
Hoagie blushed agains before replying, "Yeah, well, I guess you could consider it a social situation. I mean there are other members in the club and uh, at the end of the year we have, um, you know, a big banquet, at the, uh, at the Hilton." Hoagie explained, as he continued to stumble over his words.
Wally looked at him, "So you guys get loaded up and /then/ you party...right?" he asked his face breaking out into a wicked grin.
Hoagies ears turned pink again,Well, no, we get dressed up...I mean, but, we don't...we don't get high." he explained to the blonde boy.
"Only potheads like you get high," Kuki said, rolling her eyes, "other people have better things to do in their life them waste it on drugs." she said, she /was/ president of their SADD club and she never missed an opportunity to flaunt that title.
"I don't do that hard core shit." Wally defended, "I had a cousin up in Indiana, Kent...Kendall...Kameron...Kyle, I forget, but he got stoned once and started eating some really funky food and felt like he was in something from "Twilight Zone" or "TAPS"." Wally said.
Kuki laughed and Wally couldn't help think that she had a really, really cute laugh. "That sounds like you." Kuki said.
"Huh, guess it does Princess." he said, giving her a genuine smile.
"Un, guys, you may want to stop talking. Vernon could come in any moment and I have a game next Saturday that I am not missing because you two dunderheads decided to chat it up." Nigel snapped on the two, Kuki gave him him her best Prom Queen Ice Glare as Wally spoke.
Wally faked a moan of agony and replied, "That would suck that you miss the big wrestling meet."
"Well you wouldn't know since you never played it in you entire life, faggot!" Nigel said. Too bad he doesn't remember when they were kids and Wally was obsessed with wrestling.
Wally frowned and spoke in a sad, depressed voice, "Oh, I know...I feel all empty inside because of it. I have such a deep admiration for guys that roll around on the floor with other guys!" he stated then added, "Who's the faggot now?"
Nigel ignored the last part of the comment and replied, "Ahhh...you'd never miss it. You don't have any goals to go anywhere after high school."
Wally smiled and gave a chuckle, "Oh, but I do!" he said in a gleeful voice.
Nigel raised an eyebrow behind his sunglasses? "Yeah? And that would be what?" he asked the blonde.
Wally grinned and replied in a voice that sounded like a six year old on a sugar high who just sucked a bunch if helium out of a balloon, "I wanna be just like you! I figure all I need's a labotamy and some tights!" he said in fake enthusiasm.
Hoagies' head had perked up at the mention of tights, "You wear tights?" he asked looking at both of the other boys.
Nigel looked menacingly at Wally and responded to Hoagie's question, "No, I don't wear tights, I wear the required uniform..." he said.
"Tights..." Brian said, looking at Nigel.
Nigel scowled at him and spoke defensively, "Oh, shut the fuck up!" he snapped.
They heard Vernon walking around in the hallway and Wally quickly runs and sits in the chair between Kuki and Nigel.
He folded his hands on the table and tried to act all innocent.
Vernon then walked back into his office and Wally let's out a laugh and got up his chair.
He started walking towards the double doors that separated the library from the hallway.
Hoagies eyes bulged, "What are you doing!" he hissed, "You know we're not supposed to be doing any monkey business!" he said as he looked over at Kuki and Nigel for help.
Wally turned around and pointed an accusing finger at Hoagie, "Young man...have you finished your paper?" he asked as Hoagie turned red and went back to his essay.
Wally smirked and turned his attention back to the door, which he closely examined before he began taking out the screws.
Kuki look at Wally with a look of conffuion on her face, "What the hell are you gonna do?" she asked him and got no response.
Nigel smirked, Drop dead, I hope!" he said, snickering.
Vernon was getting a drink at the fountain, water getting in his ferret mustache.
He wiped his mouth with his sweatshirt sleeve and stood up right and cheeked his reflection in the mirror.
He did a few weird poses which involved flexing his 'muscles' that really was just blubber and uttering some nonsece gibberish, "Cobadonga!" he shouted.
Finally satisfied, he winked at himself in the mirror and walked back towards his office and began working on the paper work that was assigned with any high ranking job title such as principal.
WELL! what did you think? So I've finally updated! I am on a roll! First Op: HOCKIE PLAYER, now Brekfast Club! What other story is going to be resurrected from the dead! In the mean time, please, please, please review!