Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter.

No one suggested this, but I had to do it. Because, well, I am addicted to Angry Birds and I haven't slept well for awhile because of it. So here gose nothing : ) I'm not sure how the outcome of this is going to be. Draco will discover the internet... I just don't know if I want him to discover youtube or maybe even fanfiction? So tell me which one you think would be funnier.

Draco discovers Angry Birds/Ipad (or A.K.A the outcome Hermione Ron, and Harry didn't expect)

"He destroyed your television?" Ron asked. Hermione nodded; Harry and Hermione decided to tell Ron about what they were trying to acomplish. Now the ginger wanted to see the next introduction for himself.

"I fixed it before my mum and dad arrived, luckily." Hermioned whispered. The three were huddled in the corner whispering; Draco was, once again, sitting on Hermione's sofa.

"Let's get this over with," Draco snapped at the three.

The trio turned around and Ron rolled his eyes. "Yeah let's get this over with. I can only stand being around the ferret for so long." He snapped. Hermione nudged Ron and grabbed a square looking object.

"It's an ipad; I'm going to teach you how to play Angry Birds." Hermione explained.

"Why are the birds angry?" Draco asked, confused.

"Because... the green pigs stole their eggs, so you have to kill the green pigs." Hermione added.

Draco looked at her looked at her like she just turned into a centaur. "Why can't I just use the killing curse-"

"Don't use the killing curse because, they aren't real; there is an easier, much safer way to kill the pigs. A way that dosen't get me in trouble." She snapped, pushing the object in Draco's hands.

This wasn't what they expected; they didn't expect it to go on for this long. Instead of mocking the game; Draco became obsessed. Screaming at the birds when they didn't fly properly, and sneering at the green pigs when they didn't die.

Hermione was pleased.

"Good job Hermione." Ron praised; sneaking a peek at the blond on the sofa. "I didn't expect him to cooperate this good."

"Nor did I." Harry replied.

"This has been going on for hours, maybe he's actually okay with Mugg-"

They were cut off, with a scream of terror. Hermione, Ron, and Harry turned around. Draco was staring at the object in horror. "It shut off.. I don't understand- It just shut off." He stammared.

Hermione gulped. "Draco I-I think it died."

"No!" He screamed. "No-No make it live! Make it live!" He started shaking the object. "Live, Damn you, Live!"

"You've been playing for hours now." Hermione sighed.

Draco threw down the ipad. "I almost beat the blasted game!"

"We know that Dra-"

"It's those green pigs, I tell you. There after me now that I destroyed their relatives." Draco had an odd sort of glint in his eye; that him look like a maniac. "Well they won't be able to catch me!" He laughed.

Ron's face was turning redder then his hair as he tried not to laugh.

Draco turned around and ran out of the door. Ron burst out laughing when the door slammed shut. "Bloody hell!" He roared with laughter.

"I know I told you-" Harry choked out, laughing harder.

"Next time Hermione, remind to bring Fred and George." Ron snorted.

This took me awhile.

Sorry if isn't all that good, I'm a bit under the weather.

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Next Draco discover the internet.