Disclaimer: Once again I don't own Harry Potter (Movies or books) Harry Potter is made my Goddess and yours, J.K Rowling
This will be broken into two parts; the first part will be when he discovers Fanfiction... 2nd part is where he discovers Youtube (Maybe AVPM/AVPS, every heard of it?)
I've decided to break this up, because even I can only take so much crack in one chapter. That's saying a lot, because when it comes to Fanfiction I am a crack addict (Not literally).
I want to thank Kaley (Katniss Everdeen x) For talking on the phone with me, while I viciously pound her (No Sexual meaning attended) with my rants. Also for humoring me while I tell her my ideas for a new chapters, the ideas she's heard a million time. Kaley you ARE the pimpcane to my Lucius, the Voldemort to my Bellatrix, and the Lucius to my Narcissa... and my Yaxley (All inside Jokes).
On with the chapter!
Chapter Cuatro
Draco Malfoy discovers the internet (Part one: Fanfiction)
"Did you have to bring your brothers, Weasel?" Draco sneered. Ron had decided to bring his brothers Fred and George. Well actually he just asked George at first... or maybe it was Fred. Oh, who really knows?
"We came to see the show, right Georgie?" Fred said.
"Right you are Fred." George replied.
"I'd watch yourself, Malfoy, I have three more siblings," He smirked, "and my mum and dad."
"You better-" Malfoy was cut off short.
"Okay!" Hermione cut on, saving them from furthur confrontation. She knew where this led. She had been the cause of many (like A LOT) of Weasley and Malfoy fights. "How about we get started." She clapped her hands together.
"Five Galleons says Draco breaks something of Hermione's." She heard Harry mutter to the twins.
She turned around and shot him her best patronizing glare. "Harry James Potter!"
"Sorry..." Harry grumbled, rolling his eyes. Hermione turned back around.
"Your on." The twins chorused softly.
Hermione rolled her eyes and with a deep breath, and gained her composure, smiling. "Okay, so, today I will introduce you to the internet." She paused to let Draco ask questions.
Draco sighed feebly. "I'm done asking what things are, just surprise me."
Hermione looked taken aback. Usually Draco was so full of questions (or snide remarks, yeah mostly snide remarks) about what things were. Not that Hermione was devestated. She could survive not answering Draco's questions.
She guided the group the computer that was stationed on the desk. Draco slowly sit in the chair, confusion plastered on his face. Fred and George were looking at one another and smiled (Hermione was under the impression they had some unvoiced twin communacation).
Hermione turned on the computer and a screen popped up.
"Really Hermione, Justin Bieber?" Ron raised an eyebrow.
Hermione gasped; she hadn't realized the last time she was even on her computer, was when she had an undying love for Justin Bieber! She shook her head. "M-My cousins, must've- yeah."
"Can we just get this over with- I don't even know who Justin Beaver is..." Draco mumbled.
"He's been a bit moody since the Angry Birds incident." Ron filled George and Fred in.
"I have not!" Draco countered. "Those dumb pigs... I hate those dumb pigs."
Hermione got on the internet and typed in the only place she knew where to go. The place where she spent many sleepless nights writing and reading her beloved stories.
"Okay this is a place called Fanfiction." She explained. "We will read some stories that thousands of people, have written about us."
"But how do that many muggles even know about-" Harry tried to ask.
"Harry don't even ask. If I explain it will confuse a lot of people. It's an extremly long story; this story consists of whole other word you may not even know about. In plus, for all we know, we might not even be really doing this. We could be in a story written my an incredibly tired girl who is drinking Mountain Dew to stay awake, and who has a report due. Instead of doing that report she's writting this... because she really dosen't have a life. Also, she's an obsessive fangirl." Hermione rambled.
"Woah... deep." Harry said, mesmirized.
"It makes me think so much about life." Draco added.
"...am I even real?" Gasped Ron.
"Are we even real?" Fred and George asked, touching each other's face.
"Okay, since we had that nice little awkward moment," She chuckled, "back to buisness."
"Pick a charecter, or two, and read a story about them. It can be a romance story, a horror story, any genre." Hermione explained.
"Okay, I'll pick you Hermione." Draco said. He had quite a hard time moving the mouse, until Hermione offered to help him. "I'll also pick this M right here for rating. I'm pretty sure it stands for Malfoy, meaning a Malfoy would like it."
"Draco I wouldn't-"
"What's this?" Draco said amused.
The stood in complete awkward silence. If you tried hard enough you could probably hear a pen drop.
"Hermione, you've been around the town." Fred spoke up.
"Yeah, you've been with virtually everyone... even the sorting hat!" George exclaimed.
"It's not really-"
"You've been with my mum Hermione, my mum!" Draco cried. "Why would you even do that?"
"Draco I havent really had sex with your mum." Hermione said exasperated.
"Don't even get me started about the things you did to You-Know-Who." Ron chuckled.
"You guys!" Hermione cried.
Harry smiled gently, "don't be upset that we're all normal, and you're not."
"Oh really?" Hermione chuckled. "You guys havent discovered Drarry, or Dramione, or twincest!"
"Drarry?" Draco cried, "that's me- me and... Potter!"
"Yep and Dramione is you and I!" Hermione smiled.
"So that means Twincest is George and I?" Fred asked.
"Yep." Hermione nodded.
"Well at least I-" Ron was quickly cut off my Hermione.
"Ronald, there are stories where you have sex with your sister!"
Everyone grew quiet. No one dared look at each other.
"This is awkward." Ron mumbled.
"The internet is scary." Draco agreed.
"Let's read some more!" Harry piped up. Everyone nodded in agreement and they whole day they read fanfiction. Proving that fanfiction was in fact very, very, addictive.
The last part is pretty rushed :/
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