DIB'S POV

I angrily trudged home. Today was an awful day. And I was still no closer to finding Tay. I walked in the door and went upstairs. I grabbed by back up glasses from my drawer and put them on. Much better... Now I can see. I sighed. I knew Tay was probably being horribly tested by the Irkens. I felt bad for her...

TAY'S POV

Yup. Still on low sugar.

"...Hey, I know this is a bad time, but I reeeeaaaaalllly gotta pee!"

"Too bad!"

"Come onnnnnn! Do you WANT me to pee myself?"

"I really don't care."

"UGH! YOU'LL BE GETTING NO PRESENTS FROM THE BATHROOM FAIRY!" I yelled frustrated. He gave me a confused look. I laughed. This was actually kind of fun! Being able to annoy aliens!

He rolled his eyes. "Whatever."

"Hey, i'm gonna call you Jimmy. So, Jimmy-"

"My name is NOT Jimmy, it's Spolooge!"

"Really? That's a weird name!"

"Just shut up already!"

"JIMMY LET ME GO I NEED TO PEE!"

"NO!"

"PLEASE!"

"NO!"

"COME ON I REALLY NEED TO PEE! PLEEEASSE! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAA -"

"FINE!"

"YAY!" He then un-restrained me and immediently threw me in the bathroom.

"Don't try anything funny, there are cameras in there!"

"...Perv..."

He glared at me and slammed the door.

When I was done I looked around. Then I saw an air duct! Perfect! I pulled out the cover and crawled through. Obviously Jimmy was lying about the cameras, because no one came after me. I was just sitting there, crawling through the ducts, trying to be quiet.

That was really hard though, considering I kept humming.

DIB'S POV

I sat at my computer, using my spy cams to spy on Zim. I was hoping to find some information, but the only thing he was doing was yelling at Gir to stop making waffles. I sighed and turned off the screen. Some things never change.

I couldn't help but think if Tay was being dissected, or experimented on...or...worse... I cringed. I was really trying to think of some way to go help her... Which I knew was going to be impossible, considering she's billions of miles away. I sighed and went downstairs to get some food. Maybe some food would help me think.

While down there I saw Gaz. She was just sitting there playing her Gameslave as usual.

GAZ'S POV

I was trying to beat level 45 of my Gameslave when Dib walked in. I tried ignoring him, but he just walked right up to me. He sighed, and started going on and on about him and his stupid girlfriend. I didn't care if she was in space, all I wanted was to finish my game. But did he understand that? NO! He never does! That's why he's so annoying!

"...And so I don't know what to do!"

"Dib, I don't care about you and your stupid girlfriend. Go away, i'm trying to finish this level!"

"She's NOT my girlfriend! She's just my friend, that's it!"

"I don't care."

He sighed. "Fine, go back to your game..." He walked off sadly. Finally. I went back to my game.

And then the stupid batteries died!

Stupid Dib, stupid batteries, stupid world!