Chapter 3

As we continued down the path with the mamoth trees I started to hear a tune being hummed in the distance. I looked around trying to see who was making the sound that seemed so fimilar, I turned my head to the left and then when I went to turn it again to the right I saw a pair of bright yellow eyes so close to my face I could feel the vibrations of the song he was humming as it passed his teeth . I realized that it was a cat by the pointed ears. But these werent normal ears they were bright pink. Slowly the cat moved away from my face so I could see his whole body. I could see that his whole body was two alternating stripes of hot pink and a lighter pink. And another thing that I noticed was that his feet didn't touch the ground he just floated like a poltergiste in the form of a cat.

As strange as all of this sounds it didn't fase me. After all nothing here was the way it should. Suprisingly I was already used to it. Mayeb I do belong in an insane asulyum…

Anyway as soon as the cat was far away from my face it chanted.

" the hatters days of depression are over. The hatters depression is dead. From the valleys to the mountains the residents of Underland. Will futterwacken until the day ends."

Over and over again the cat chanted until the rabbit turned around looking annoyed with his hands on his hips.

" yes yes yes. The girl is here. Havent you ever heard of don't count your jub jub birds before they hatch. I mean really she hasn't even met the hatter yet. Give the song a rest chessie."

The cat spun around in mid air so fast it made me dissy just watching him.

" I will not stop singing my wonderful song. I quite like it and the white queen will love it too." Here he paused. " in fact I think I will go sing it for her right now ,so there." He said with a curt nodd and then as suddenly as he had appeared he disapeared in a puff of smoke.

But by now of course the song was already stuck in my head. Speaking of things being stuck I had a serious weggie from the stupid bright red lengerie. And of course as luck would have it, as I was trying to fix my little problem, I tripped over a huge twisted tree root that stuck out in the middle of the path. That supid root made me twist my ankle and gave me a bloody knee.

At the sudden comotion the rabbit turned around to see me trying to nurse my knee and ankle. When he saw me he got very flustered as if every tragety in the world was all because I had tripped.

"oh great this is just what we all need. If we are anymore late, I don't want to know what will become of me!"

Confused as to why he was so mad I said " look im fine !" and I stood up and kept on walking.

Im sure he was a little surprised but I didn't care to look back. But then I realized I didn't know where I was going and let him pass me.

We kept on walking for what seemed like forever. Finally we came a turn off that looked like a dirt driveway. When the rabbit turned onto this path I became a little scared to see what lay infront of me. But being the cazy person I am I just kept on walking ready to embrace whatever strange fate awaited me.

As soon as I turned onto the path I saw a very long table sitting in the middle of a lawn. This table had dishes spralled all over some half broken one with asorted tea cakes and sandwiches, all from different sets of dishes so that no two dishes matched, the cups also the same way. It was pretty obvious that tea time had gotten a little crazy.

But the thing that caught my eye the most, was not the mis matched dishes, nor the mouse or the hare sitting at the table, but was the man sitting at the head of the table staring off into the dark trees.

He had a very tall and ornate hat on his head, that covered curly red hair that nearly touched his shoulders. Along with all of this he wore a suit that looked like it belonged in the 80's. and I swear it was love at first sigth.

The thing that troubled me the most was not the fact that I was in love with a man I didn't know. But it was the fact that this man looked so sad. His eyes looked as if they had not felt love in a very long time. I wanted to run to this man and hug him until he smiled and I would tell him that he was never aloud to look this way again.

Just as I felt I was about to cry the man turned his head to me looking like a deer who had just sensed a hunter. When his eyes fell on me I swear he felt the same way I did, like he had just seen the person he was ment to spend the rest of his life with. Then he smiled a wide toothy grin, jumped onto the table and ran the length of it until he came to its end where he jumped off and came to wear I stood and stared into my eyes and said

" I love you." And then he kissed me long and deep as if we could stand there together forever, in this kiss, if we wanted to.