MWAHAHHAHA! Hidan pfficialy hates me now! Mainly because I came up with Hidan ball! ON WIH DA STORY!


After everyone had calmed down, I asked the question that was getting at me for awhile.

"So... where's the rest of Hidan's body?"

"Somewhere around this house..." Kakuzu answers.

I take a bite of cereal, "Well where? I sometimes get unexpected visitors, and I don't want them finding body parts... also, the blood atrracts animals."

"Well, I threw them all over the place so you just gotta look."

"Meh." I pour another bowl of cereal and an ARM falls out the box. I shudder and push the bowl away, "My appeite is officialy ruined..."

"Why?"

"An arm just fell in my cereal and ruined my food..." I get up and toss the arm into the pile of Hidan parts. I pick up the phone feeling lonely and missing my friends, then set it back down decieding to wait. I look over Hidan's body parts to see which ones needed to be found. i put his head in another spot, cause I was sick of hearing his mouth, then see he has 2 arms, and his lower half. ...but where's his upper half, and his foot?

The answer to where his foot is, get's thrown at my head.

"Catch, un!" Deidara says a bit late as the foot bounces off my head. I hold my head, feeling a headache coming on.

"BICTH!" I pick up the foot and put it in the pile, then go looking for his upper half. I search until night, but no luck. The others were somewhere, hadn't seen them all day. I stop by the door to the dining room a rarely use. I hear soft tones, some louder than others. I open the door a crack and peek in... seems they were having a meeting... I listen boredly to something about fixing the portal, then the conversation turns to me.

"That Uke girl is... strange." One voice says.

"She's up all night, what the hell is she doign?"

"Being quiet unlike most of you..." A female voice.

"uncalled for, un."

"Yes well, this isn't the last you'll be seeing her. She's coming back with us once the portals fixed." A voice I recognize as Pein's. "She's not trusted to keep this secret."

"Oh, so now I'm not trusted, eh!" I say impulsively. Then freeze as all eyes turn to me, spying in the doorway.

"No your not trusted." Pein answers.

I leave, not wanting ot hear more, I go on the roof to relax. And what else do I find up there other than Hidan's upper half. I sigh and take it downstairs to the rest of him. I see Kakuzu sewing him up. I set the body down then go back to the roof with a blanket and a pillow. I llay down and fall asleep to the sounds of the night which I like so much.