OK, this is starting from the NEXT day. But I'm still a bit mad at Pein for saying I'm not trustable T_T I'm trustable... aren't I?
Deidara's stomach growls softly, then follows Tobi's and Itachi's. Hidan's stomach growls a bit louder.
"Guys, we have a problem!" I announce. A few of them look up.
"And what is that?" Kisame asks, not really paying attention.
"We're all hungry..." I mumble as my stomach growls louder than the rest.
"NO SH*T SHERLOCK!" Hidan yells at me. Obviously, he's not all the thankful to me for putting his body back together...
I glare at him, "Yes well, we need MONEY to get food... or some really dark clothing..."
"What're you geting at, un?"
"Meh, we rob a bank, get some food, and do whatever else we want!" I answer as the plan forms up in my head.
"We're finally rubbing off on you..." Itachi smirks.
I ignore that, "First, we need a car..."
"What's a car?" Tobi asks.
I throw my hands up exasperated, "The dumbest question of the century!" I walk to the closet and pull out a box of black clothing. "A car is like a car but MUCH smaller." I say gaining my patience back.
Konan mumbles something, getting smirks and nods of agreement from a few members near her that heard. I ignore it and dig through the box tossing black jeans and tops to the guys.
"Me and Tobi'll will stay here.." Zetsu says. I give a quick nod, and go back in the box and toss a mini skirt and long sleeve shirt(both black) to put on. "...Don't just stare at me, put the clothes on!" I yell. I go back in the box as some of the members poof out. I pull out I skirt smaller than Konan's and some fishnet leggings, a greyish long sleeve shirt with a faded Hello Kitty on it. I turn to Hidan and Deidara who remained in the room.
"Get out so I...we can change." I say blankly. They don't move and look over the simple outfit I gave them.
"Out." I say again.
"Don't be so mo-"
I throw the fire poker at them, I miss. It does however pierce teh couch between them. The poof out when I pick up the second poker.
"Agressive..." Konan scoffs.
"Don't start." I start taking my shirt off, when I hear someone coming down the steps.
"Hey are you guys-"
I whip around and throw the second fire poker before seeing who it even was, "I thought I said get out!" I look up to see who I missed. It hit the wall next to Pein's head. I stares after me surprised, then backs away up the stairs.
"Like I said, AGGRESIVE." Konan shakes her head with a smug smile, knowing she was right.
"Oh hush." I say finishing putting on the outfit. As soon as I'm done, the others all poof back. I jump back surprised, "I...will never get used to that..."
"Probaly not." Kisame shrugs. "Now what's this plan of yours?"
"Like I said, we need a car." I grab Hidan and lead him outside. The others follow curious to what I was going to do. I don't say a word and stand by the sidewalk waiting for a big enough car for this plan.
"So this is how we're gonna get a car?"
"No. This is." I shove him in the way of an on-coming SUV, as I hoped, the driver gets out and runs to examine Hidan's stunned body. I hold back laughs as I get a branch and run up on the lady before she saw me and smack her head with the stick hard enough to knock her out. There's a crack. I cover my ears as the lady opens her mouth, I close my eyes knowing she was screaming as she died. That wasn't part of the plan at ALL, I don't like killing people... I come to my senses again as soon as Hidan throws a punch at me. i duck, but he gets my head, so I fall back.
"OK. I guess I deserved that..." I shrug and get up. "Get in the car, guys! ...Pein, your driving."
They all get in the car, except Pein who stays outside with me. "And why do I have to drive this death trap?"
"One, it's not a death trap, 2 I'm not old enough to drive, and 3, I'm about as half as bossy as you." I hop in the car before he can respond to tha last gets in the drivers seat and looks to me expectantly. I open my mouth to tell him what to do next, but Deidara cuts me off.
"How come you get to be up front, un?"
"Do you know how to drive a car?" I ask annoyed.
"...No..."
"Then there's your reason." I turn to Pein again. "It's already started, so... press the gas pedal softly, and turn the car around with the steering wheel." I gesture to the needed things. He backs up roughly, then goes forward. I swear that as he turned, there was a large crack outside. O_o. We drive smoothly as we went straight, but at turns, we risked hitting people.
"STop at red lights, go at green. If you see a stop sign, stop for a split second, but keep going. Don't hit people or animals." I run him through the basics of car driving. "Also, avoid the police when you can."
He gives me a confused look.
"The goody-two-shoes that try to stop every little bad thing you do. They have black and white cars, with flashing lights on top." I explain. "You guys back there listen to this too! I'm gonna teach you guys a thing or two about living here! In my world that is..." I turn to the people in the back and toss a few of them big empty sacks. "Put whatever money you find in these sacks."
I look through the glove compartment, giving Pein directions to the bank, and find a sack of rocks(weird), a rose(Ok...), a slingshot(Hell yeah!), and some flashlights. I hand the flashlights to some of the other members, keeping one for myself. I put the rocks in my pocket, the slingshot in hand. "Ok, stop here." We stop in front of the bank(I'm not GOOD with bankrobbing OK!). We all step out. I see a bunch of blood on my side of the passenger door. I look to Pein now knowing for sure he ran over that lady. I get a rock and aim the slingshot at th camera in front, blam! The camera breaks. I lead the others around back looking for a way in, other than the roof(I know it's there because I tried sky diving for cheap, and almost hit that roof).
"There's a way in from the roof, but I have no way to get there." I look at my group of amateur bank robbers, though I really shouldn't be talking. I'm grabbed by the colar of my shirt and thrown straight up into the air. I shoot my hands out for the pipe railing, just barely making it. I hang there for a moment, then start crawling onto the rooftop.
"That was totally uncalled for!" I yell-whisper as they hop onto the roof with me. I shudder at the thought of me missing that pipe. I go to one of the skylights and open it up. I look down at the the floor to see it was lined with laser sensors and camera's. I aim the slingshot at one of the camera's and shoot. I repeat that for all the camera's I could get at. I sit up and look at Kakuzu who was waiting curiously with the others.
"Kakuzu, you think you could lower me down with your tentacle thingies?" I ask. "The floors lined with sensors, which will get us caught if we touch them."
"There not tentacles."
I look at him tiredly and annoyed, "Kakuzu I am having a LONG day, and I'm tired so would you just lower me down?"
I whipped off my feet and go plummeting to the ground head first. I jerk back inches from the floor. I climb up Kakuzu's tentacle thingies to get a good look around the room. I see the power box and smile.
"A little higher, Kakuzu?"
Nothing.
"Please?" I plead. I'm lifted up enough that I can let go of the rope. I hang upside down and aim at the power box. "You guys can come down too, can't you like walk on walls?"
I'm answered by seeing Deidara walking around on the wall. Soon the others join him. I shoot the power box with one, two, three rocks until the lasers disappered. I let out a sigh of relief, when I do, Kakuzu drops me back down onto the grounds.
"Owww..." I groan rubbing my nose. I stand up and look at the bank directory. "This way." I assume that the safe was down this hall. "Hey, where's Dei-"
As we near the safe, there's a large explosion that answered my question, "DEIDARA YOU DUMBASS, YOUR GONNA GET US CAUGHT!" I yell running after the safe, I don't know wether the others followe dor not, but I do know that I was NOT gonna go to jail! I see him on the ground going throw the huge hole in the safe. I jump through the hole and tackle him. "You facking dumbass! Your spose to be quiet during a robbery! What were you thinking!" I get off of him and start dumping the money in the sack I had. I glance back to see the others started filling there sacks too.
"Yeesh, your about as money-crazed as Kakuzu..." Hidan complains.
"WELL EXCUSE ME FOR BEING HUNGRY SIR ASSHOLE, BUT WE CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT MONEY IN THIS WORLD!" I yell dumping a shelves contents in the bag. I wait by the entrance keeping look out. I see a whoel fleet of security gaurds running towards the hole. "Um, guys... IT's time to go!" I yell.
"Just in time too, un!" Deidara grabs me and stuffs me in his half full sack and slings me over his back. I love and hait him for this...
I don't know how long Iwas in that sack, I just know something pricked me while I was in that sack. I'm let out when we get in the car, Pein swerving away from the bank. I could barely tell where we were going, but I left it too him, cause I was feeling dizzy. There's a splash of blood spread across the windshield. I let out a scream of surprise, then press a button to wipe the blood away. There's a crash. We all jump out the car. We crashed into a building a mile away from my house. We run into the woods and don't stop running till we get to my house. That may not be an accomplishment for them, but it is for my lazy ass! I colapse on the couch and pull a needle out my arm.
"Great, I got tranqued..." I cough.
"What's... *yawn* a tranq, un?"
"I'll tell you in the-"
Deidara falls onto tyhe couch and fallls asleep(or more like is knocked out). Then, Hidan stumbles and sits down on the floor drunkinly, Itachi looks confused, but shrugs and goes up to his room, Kisame heads to the kitchen. Then, darkness for me as well.