OMG! NO FAIR, IT'S 10 AGAINST 3! ...Or maybe it is fair? No. No it isn't.

I slowly wake up in the morning, then fall off the bed seeing Tobi so close to me. I let out a cry of pain as I hit the floor. I roll over and grumble nonsense. I lay there on the ground trying to wake up fully, but I just end up falling back asleep on the ground. The smell of something burning gets me up, apparently the smell got Scarlet(Carly for short) and Coal up too! Scarlet rolls of the bed and lands on me, then I'm guessing Tobi followed suit.

"Holy fuck!" I cough. "Someone HELP me!" I struggle to get free, but they're both very heavy... "Great. I'm gonna die of suffocation from fatass people..." I grumble. I try rolling over and Tobi falls off of me. I let out a breath of air and push Scarlet off. I go downstairs with Coal, for Scarlet went back to sleep.

"The hell's burning?" I ask tiredly.

"Deidara's sad attempt of trying to prove he can cook." hidan smirks.

Deidara glares at him, and I can't help but laugh.

"Try turning down the heat on the stove." Coal mumbles into the cereal box.

"Oh, so your helpful to him, but not me?" I tease.

"Yeah well... Uke I know you don't like the red froot loops, but this is rediculous!" Coal pours out a bowl of totally red cereal.

I walk up to her hand take the bowl and cereal away, "You do NOT wanna eat this..."

"Why not?"

"Hidan's severed arm ended up in it, which is why it's red!"

"How do you not like a certain part of cereal?" Konan asks.

"I just don't... it tastes weird..." I throw the cereal away and turn to Deidara. "Hey Deidara, don't break my stove OK?"

He just grunts in reply and dumps something in the pan.

"What is he even making?" I ask Itachi.

"I think pancakes..."

"Deidara, what're you trying to prove." Coal asks.

He dosen't answer and goes to the fridge and dumps some eggs in.

"Where'd all the food come from?" I ask.

Still no answer.

"KYAAAAA! TOBI-KUN IS MIIINE!" A voice screeches from upstairs. There's some loud thumping, and Tobi comes crashing into the kitchen wearing pigtails and one of MY kawaii shirts!

"Tobi! Why're you wearing my shirt!" I tackle him to the ground.

"SSSHHhHHHH! Hiding from Scarlet-chan!" He pushes me off him and goes and hides somewhere.

"What the...?" I sit there on the floor dazed. Scarlet comes running downstairs with wide-eyes.

"Where's Tobi?" She asks innocently.

"NO!" I stand up and grab her hand, understanding what had happened. "Sit!"

She sits unwillingly in a chair next to Konan.

"Stay!" I go sit next to Hidan. "Now I wonder where Tobi went...?"

I'm answered when Tobi walks into the room holding a jornal, the lock twirling in his fingers.

"Uke? Whoes this Sean-"

"Shut it Tobi!" I stand up. "And gimme that book!" I grab it from him.

"But whoes Sean?"

"No." I glare and take the book and rip the page he was reading out and hold it over the fire on the stove. The page burns, but the memories still in my mind. "Just no, Tobi..."

"It's done, un!" Deidara announces setting a plate of... I don't know on the table.

"What is IT?" Konan asks poking at one of the things with a fork.

"Don't know... some weird food I fond in this book, un." Deidara grabs a cook book off the counter and opens to two different recipies: Pizza bagels and waffles and bacon(same recipe).

"Deidara, these are two VERY different things... and it seems you added a few extra ingrediants..." I tell him glancing at the mess on the counters. "And I'm not very sure if these are safe to eat... so Hidan you taste them first!"

Deidara seems a bit hurt, "My food isn't poisinus..."

"Not your kinda poisinus, but mabey give someone food poisining... and I've had it before. Don't want it again." i shrug and shove a piece in Hidan's mouth while he wasn't looking.

He freezes then starts coughing and spits i out onto my hand.

"EWWWW!" I wipe my hand off on him annoyed. "Well how was it?"

"Taste it and find out."

"Mean... and I'm not eating it by myself.."

"Fine, I'll try it with you!" Scarlet sighs annoyed and grabs one of Deidara's creations.

"Tobi will too!" Tobi suddenly says after Scarlet whispers something to him.

"Meh..." Coal grabs one and looks around. "Anyone else?"

Kisame and Itachi exchange a glance, then poof out.

"Assholes.." I growl and grab a piece off the plate.

Hidan leaves and so does Sasori. Only leaving Konan. She sees Pein coming in, "Hey there Pein, here take my spot!" She shoves him into the chair, then runs off.

"Pein, wanna taste one?" I ask sweetly.

"Yeah sure..." He says without looking up. I'm not even sure if he heard me. I slide the plate over with the last one then turn to Coal.

"Count of 3?" She suggests.

"Sure."

"1..." She holds the creation up.

"2..." I hold mine up.

"3, un." Deidara finishes for us watching curiously.

I pretend to take a bite, while Coal shoves it into her mouth. She turns green as she swallows it, then runs out the room fast as she could, probaly to the bathroom.

"Falls for it everytime..." I mumble then turn to Scarlet and Tobi who were eating there's at the same time. Before I can even see her take a bite she's heading to the sink along with Tobi. They start a push war over the sink, rinsing there mouth out. I look at the food in my hand, "Is i really that bad?"

"3rd times the charm, un?" Deidara coaxes the food into my mouth. I take a bite and smile.

"I don't know what there problems are, this is pretty good!" I exclaim finishing the rest. He gives me an unbelievable look.

Coal enters, "I bet she liked it! She has weird tastes!"

Scarlet leaves the sink, "Which is why you should always place your bets on her when it comes to eating!"

I turn to Pein who was now tasting it only looking half awake. He tastes a bite, then walks off finishing it off.

"He's apparently not a morning person..." I mumble.

"Your usually not either!" Scarlet exclaims.

Hidan dashes in, "Let's play a game! Dosen't have a real name but it goes like this: There will be teams, each team has to try and hurt the other, but not maime. The last one standing wins!"

"How did I see that coming?" Coal asks herself. "But I'll play!"

"Me too!" Me and Scarlet say at the same time.

~~~(1 hour later)~~~

The teams were VERY uneven at first, but me and Coal fixed that up getting other members to quit, like Kakuzu and Itachi. The teams are:

Hidan, Deidara, Sasori, and Kisame vs. me, Coal, Scarlet, and Tobi.

Pein and Konan didn't wanna play our 'mindless' game.

We start the official game now. I was hiding in the closet with Tobi. I was prepared to use him as a human sheild if needed. I leave the closet and grab a baseball bat and look around for someone, anyone.

I see Coal at the stairs and Kisame chasing after her. I wait a few seconds before shoving Tobi in front of him, and sending them both tumbling down the stairs. I grab Coal's hand and lead her away to hide in one of the rooms and plan something.

"Fill me in. Anything exciting?" I smile.

"UUUhhhhh, Scarlet and Sasori are out, actually Sasori quit afetr almost getting pushed in the woodchipper-"

"psshhhh, what?" I giggle. "The wood chipper? lol, that's hilarious!"

"I know right? So now, Kisame and Tobi are out... I love the simpleness of this game!"

"Hey wait... where's Deidara?" I ask.

"Uhhhh, I haven't seen him since I tried to get him in the very beggning."

"Let's... keep moving..." I start heading out the door. Coal dosen't answer, I see her tied up and Deidara carrying her. He smirks at me and throws her over the bed, she hits the wall first.

"Fcuk!" She yells out and starts messing with the ropes.

I run out the room fast as my legs would carry me. I slide down the banister, and shove past Itachi and Deidara following. I run faster as he easily catches up, then make a sharp turn into the cellar. I close and lock the door breathing heavy. "AAAHHH! SPIDER!" I scream.

Deidara laughs outside the door, "You can't stay in there forever, un!"

"Y-yes I can!" I yell back brushing my leg off. I scream again and hold the door shut as I hear i click, then suddenly silence. I open the door open a crack and see a DOG waiting out there for me. It barks and growls, scarnig me back inside the cellar. I lock it again and go down the stairs and head out the back door. I walk around front and go into the front door in the livingroom.

"You got past that dog?" Hidan asks coming out the shadows. I see Deidara out. I run like hell as he swings his SCYTHE at me.

"Oh My god, Hidan you ass!" I scream running away with my hands in front of me. I grab the fire poker and block a swing. I drop the poker and run again, this time to the attic. I lock the door and sit there catching my breath. Hidan's scythe blasts through the door, cutting my arms and shoulders up pretty badly.

I hold the door-which wasn't a very good idea at the time- as the scythe hits again, now cutting my hands. I run from the door and stand a few feet away.

"OK! You got me, now stop!" I say uneasily.

He pauses in the doorway and I see my opening. I run past him, he takes this as a chance to hit me in my back with his lance. I rip it out and run to the livingroom.

"Games over!" I breath out as I crash onto the floor. "So tired..." I huff and puff at the bottom of the stairs.

"Huh, a normal like you got past Hidan without death?" Sasori asks.

"YES! And only cause I was RUNNING for my LIFE!" I glare. "Death isn't an option for me!"

"Right..." Sasori shrugs.

"Dinner, un!" Deidara smiles running to the kitchen smelling food. I follow a bit slower. I end up the last to the table, stuck sitting next to Tobi and Hidan.

"I. Hate. That. Game." I mumble. "Never again."

Hidan chuckles darkly, "Your a fast runner, ya know that right?"

"Only when I'm running for something important, like my life for example." I glare.

"Meh."