lol, ROCKTOBER! YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *cough cough* I'm calm now... *innocent look*


"So what'd ya make this time Deidara?" I smile.

"Chicken and this." He holds up the cookbook.

"Ramen? That's actually a good mix..." I serve myself some chicken and drop it in the ramen and start eating.

"Finally, some decent food." Coal grumbles. "Not Uke food..."

"Stop hating on me and Deidara's awesome food!" I kick her under the table.

"Owwww!" Coal complains.

"Serves you right!" I complain back, then look to see what time it was... then look to the calender. "Scarlet...?"

"Yeahm?" She answers with her mouth full.

"When's Rocktober?"

"...next week..."

"O-M-F-G! WHAT!" I yell standing up.

Rocktober is this HUGE fair only my town has. We can cosplay, have fun at the carnival, watch shows, swim at the beach, and COSPLAY! Yep, love it so much, I wrote it TWICE! i can't BELIEVE it's next week!

"Carly!" Coal yells getting up too. "You were spose to tell us 2 weeks before!"

"SORRY! I just got so caught up in different things and FORGOT!" She stands up also.

"Gah, we need to get our costumes ready!" I yell running out the room.

For the past 3 years we've entered the cosplay contest, we've been betean EVERY time by this ONE group. Every year, 2nd place! Well this year, we were gonna change THAT!

The Akatsuki look at us like this: O.o

"I'll be right back guys, I'm getting some stuff from Coal's and Scarlet's houses!" I yell running out the room.

Again everyones like: O.o

Scarlet grabs my keys and runs out the door, "I'm going to get some supplies for cosplaying!" I am NOT staying here with the Akatsuki!

Coal stands there awkwardly, "Uh, I'm gonna go... take a shower..." She leaves the room and grabs some of my clothes(my less liked ones). "Follow me and I'll beat the living hell outta you!"

"Hn, seems one of her best friends is just as agressive as her." Itachi grumbles.

"I HEARD that!" Coal yells.

Everyone: O.o

~~~(1 week later)~~~

Me, Coal, and Scarlet were pretty much done with our cosplay costumes just in time for Rocktober. We just needed to do our hair... which was proving to be harder every year.

"C'mere Scarlet my red head!" I grab some gel and start spiking her wet and frizzy hair.

"Uke! Your getting it EVERYWHERE!" She complains.

"Yeah well, maybe if you weren't so damn TALL, this wouldn't be a problem!" I grimace try to spike her hair like sasori's, some spikes going downward.

"Maybe if YOU weren't so SHORT..." She grumbles.

"I'm not SHORT!" I yell. "There, your done."

I'm not bragging, but this was pretty good! I mean, I've had an actual Sasori to look at to get the hair right.

"I think I've got my hair right..." Coal mumbles to her reflection to the mirror, and we're in the living room by the way.

"You actually do..." I look to her and toss her the Leaf headband. "Now help ME spike my hair! It's hard..."

"STick your head in the freezer..." Scarlet pushes me head first into the deep freezer and begins spiking my hair like every year.

"What the hell are you guys doing?" A voice asks.

"Spikin her hair, Pein-sama." She let's me know whoes there.

"For?"

"Rockober!" I say shivering. "W-We've been talking about it ALL fucking WEEK!"

I don't get an answer.

"Uh, what's going on, un?"

"Rocktober!" Me and Scarlet yell.

"Oh yeah, can I come, un?"

"Seriously?" I ask still in the freezer.

"Well yeah, it's better than sitting at the house all day, un!"

"Will you preform with us?"

"...Fine..."

"And can you ask the others if they wanna come too?" Scarlet asks. "Espicially TOBI!"

"Obseesed much, un?"

Deidara stops spiking my hair for a minute to go whatever, but it made Deidara leave. She finishes up and I take my head out and look in the mirror.

"My lips are BLUE!" I exclaim checking myself out. The spikes were great, but my LIPS!

Coal laughs at me and I start chasing her around the house as she starts messing with my hard-working spikes! My lips turned blue for these spikes...

We jog back to the living room, my lips back to normal 10 minutes later. Everyone was in there and looked at the two of us like we were crazy. O.o

Scarlet comes down to join us.

"OMG, you look like danna, un!" Deidara announces.

"THANK YOU!" Scarlet claps and does a little dance.

"Told you I knew how to gel good..." I mumble and grab my Rain headband and some fake piercings.

"Thank you mighty Gel-ler!" Scarlet jokes.

"Your welcome, Sasori-chan!" I smirk.

"And don't kill me Uke, but you really do look like Leader-sama now..." Itachi adds.

"HELL YES!" I cheer to myself. "What? If I'm hearing that from the real Akatsuki, it must be good..."

O.o - Again with the look...

"Tobi thinks Coal-kawaii looks like Itachi-san!" Tobi announces after taking a good look at Coal.

"See? I'm a better cosplayer than ALL of you! Tobi's a good boy!"

"Tobi never said that..."

"SHUT IT TOBI! YOUR A BAD BOY NOW!" Coal bops Tobi on the head annoyed.

"Owww..."

"Tobi never SAID he was a good boy, Coal!" I smack her upside the head. "If I've told you once, I've told a million times. Tobi didn't start that! Zetsu did!"

"So? He IS a good boy!" Coal grumbles.

"I thought you just said he was a BAD boy!" I throw my hands up annoyed. "C'mon Deidara, we need to PRACTICE!"

"FINE..." He complains following us to the backroom.

"Stay OUT!" Scarlet warns.

"Great, all three of em are agressive..." Hidan grumbles.

"In case you haven't noticed Hidan, they're taking after us." Itachi points out. "If you were less violent and agressive, they'd be a LITTLE calmer."

~~~(At Rocktober!)~~~

We head straight to the cosplaying contest area(me, Deidara, Scarlet, and Coal) because we got here kinda late. I quickly sign our usual stage name right under our numer one cosplay enemies.

We wait until like 6 contestants go on, and I feel like I'm being facking WATCHED. I just about fell asleep on Deidara(I was in his lap and everything), when they caleed our names, scaring the crap outta me. I fell off him. I quickly stand up after getting some looks from other contestants.

"What're you lookin at? Never seen a girl trip before?" I glare. They turn away. We go out on stage and begin, earning some laughs from the audience(sorry, to lazy to go into details...). Tobi comes crashing from the ROOF. He lands between me and Scarlet, I SCREAM. That scared me!

I hear some giggles, then Deidara starts to improvise.

"Leader-sama, you scream like a girl, un." He smirks.

"I do not!" I play along.

There's another crash, I turn around and see Hidan with his over-sized scythe.

"I'll MURDER you Tobi!" He yells chasing Tobi around the stage. Coal blinks twice then shoves her foot out, tripping Hidan. He crashes to the floor. I can't help but laugh at him, neither could the audience.

"Hah, your short..." Scarlet walks up to me teasingly.

"I am NOT!" I tease back.

She holds her hand up to her forehead, she's taller than me by 3 inches. "Taller."

"Yeah, well I'm taller!" I stand on my tippy-toes.

"No your not, your on your tippy-toes!" She pushes me over.

I fall into Deidara, who falls onto Hidan, a human sandwhich. Tobi jumps on top and yells, "A cherry on top!"

"Sandwhiches don't HAVE cherries, Tobi!" I say, he was flattening my stomach. He was on top of ME... the fatass...

"My kind do!" He crosses his arms.

"Yeah, well your kind sucks!" I push him off of me, to no avail.

"Aw, c'mon. Is our leader really that weak?" Coal walks up teasingly and pulls Tobi off of me.

"Shut up, I'm stronger than you!" I cross my arms.

"Yeah RIGHT!" She crosses her arms too.

"Arm-wrestle!" Hidan calls out with a smirk.

"Hell yes!" Me and Coal cheer and go to the magic table that poofed outta nowhere. We set up and start.

"One, two three go!" Tobi yells.

We struggle for a few minutes, but in the end I win!

"Hell yes! I TOLD you I was strongest!" I cheer, then pause and whisper into Coal, "Banana song! Tell Scarlet!"

She goes to do so, I tell the others to either do the dance with us or go to the background.

Me, Coal, and Scarlet stand side-by-side, then Tobi stands next to me as he saw what moves we were doing.

We do the monkey and start singing as loud as we could, "I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA! I'M A BANANA! LOOK AT ME MOVE, YEAH, YEAH!"

We do that for a little bit before going to the next move, looking like a plane, "BANANA POWER! BANANA POWER! BANANA POWER! BANANA POWER!"

After the main part, we start dancing around like retards singing the rest loudly.

I jump up to the front of the stage with Tobi and start dancing like a chicken, "CHICKEN, CHICKEN, CHICKN, GIRL! I AM CHICKEN CHICKEN GIRL! CHIIIIIICKEN GIRL!"

Coal joins me and, "LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK, LOOK AT LOOK AT ME!"

Scarlet sings the next part as fast as she could, "LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK, LOOK AT, LOOK AT ME MOOOOOVE!"

We start singing the last few I'm a banana's tired out and take a bow, something hits the back of my head and I fall forward, and land at the very edge of the stage. Coal and Scarlet jump on top of me, and sit.

"GOOD BYYYYE!" Hdian and Deidara chorus.

"I'M A GOOD BOOOY!" Tobi chimes.

The audience looks at us in disbelief, then start clapping and laughing.

I smile big, even with two heavy people on me.

They get off and help me up, we head back stage to let others finish up.

"I'm a banana, un?" Deidara looks at me amused.

"It's a hilarious song!" I smile back and sit down waiting for others to finish.

30 minutes pass before the last 5 people finish and they cast there votes, btw, our group name is Random Banana's!

A lady comes up and says we're in the top 3! Which is usually expected.

We go on stage and stand between some n00bs who did some Naruto and Sasuke cosplay which I have to admit was hilarious, and our rival's: The Badasses. They do Akatsuki cosplay like us.

"We are pleased to announce the 3rd place winners are... The Badasses and there remake of Deidara vs. Sasuke!" The MC says.

"HHHHUUUUUUH!" There groups eyes bug out as they recieve there reddish and small thropy.

I try not to laugh at them, hah! 3 year champs, beaten by n00bs!

"Second place is... The Random Banana's and there random Akatsuki bit!"

"WAAAAAAA-!" I look at the MC in shock. We got beaten by NOOBS!

Scarlet claims the 2nd place trophy, which was bigger than her head and a blueish color, while I quietly swear with my head in my hands.

"We got beat by N00BS!" I yell-whisper into my hands.

Of course 1st place was those n00bs. the trophy was bigger than the Naruto guy! and it was gold! I can't believe this! Even this year, we got second an dgot beaten by NOOBS! GAh!

We leave the stage with our trophy(another blue one) to add to our second place cabinet.


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