lol, ROCKTOBER! YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH! *cough cough* I'm calm now... *innocent look* OMG I AM SO SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG! FANFICTION WAS HAVING PROBLEMS WITH UPLOADING! SORRY!
We had met up with the other Akatsuki where all the food was(no surprise there).
"We gots second place!" Coal smirks.
"AGAIN!" Scarlet adds, her cheerful mood gone.
"And we got beat by newbies!" I add, my cheerful mood also gone.
"Yeah, but at least you beat these so called rivals of yours, un..." Deidara tries to cheer us up.
"Meh..." I grumble knowing it was true. "Let's go eat, that finish made me hungry!"
"And what exactly WAS this finish?" Itachi asks.
"Dancing around like idiots singing abuot banana's." Pein answers. He catches the look I was giving him, "Some of us were surious on what you were gonna do, and saw your ending."
"Who EXACTLY is this we?" Coal asks.
"Me, Konan, Kakuzu, amd Kisame."
"Huh... and it got laughs, besides. We've looked a lot more like idiots in the past 3 years!" I start heading to the order window of McDonalds.
~~~(1 hour later)~~~
Turns out our rivals had recorded our whole little bit, they gave us the tape as a little gift because they thought this was our best.
I think it's cause they lost to n00bs! Mean little me!
"Daddy! Mommy! Look, look!" A little girl points at me and Pein. "Twins! I wanna twin!" She runs up to us holding an autograph book. "Can I have your autographs, twins?"
"Uh... sure..." I grab her sparkly pen and scribble my name onto a page.
"we're sorry if our daighter is bothering you!" The mom walks up to us nervous.
"It's fine. Really." I shrug and hand the book to Pein.
He signs it and hands it back to me. I give it to the girl, "Here ya go sweetie!"
She smiles brightly at me, "THANK YOU!" She runs of with her parents.
I hear laughs behind me. I turn and see Deidara and Coal laughing at me. Itachi looks away with a smirk.
"What?" I ask.
"That litle girl just PROVED you look like a boy, un!"
"I KNOW your not talking!" I throw a plant bud at him, which he dodges easily.
"I know I AM, un!"
"Shush!" I pout and cross my arms. "Let's go ride some rides!"
"I call Tobi and Itachi!" Scarlet calls and grabs Itachi's and Tobi's hands and runs off in one direction.
"Uchiha lover..." I grumble.
"But Tobi's not an Uchiha, un."
"..." I give him annoyed look. "She's an Uchiha and Tobi lover, OK?" I lie.
"I'm fine myself." Kakuzu says dashing off.
"Me too." Kisame leaves the other way.
"I call Konan and Deidara!" Coal yells grabbing her two companions and running off.
I blink once, twice confused as Sasori suddenly disappears.
"Well then I guess it's you and me, Pein." I grab his hand. "Let's go ride a rollercoaster!" I dash off as fast as my little legs would carry me(Yep, I admitted it!).
I stop out of breath at this one ride with a short line. I didn't actually read the name of it, I just got in line. After I caught my breath, I saw I was the only teen in this line. Everyone else was like 17 and up. I've got a BAD feeling about this ride.
"Did you ever see what the name of this ride was?" I ask.
"Something about Drop of Terror.." Pein answers. "Why?"
"Eh, no reason..." I remembered the ride from when I was younger. I see a little boy crying and his older brother with him.
"FINE! If you don't wanna get on the ride with me STAY HERE!" The older brother yells stomping to the ride. He then sees me, "Now THERE'S a brave kid! Yah see that Kenny, a GIRL is getting on this ride! Is a GIRL really better than you!"
"NO! Girls are icky and have cooties and are weak!" The little boy screams running into line. "Ya hear that girl! I'm getting on this ride too, and your mind tricks won't get to me!"
"..." I look at the brother. "Uh, is your family mainly boys?"
"Yep." The older answers.
"That explains it..." I grumble. "And are you SURE you wanna get on this ride? Your the youngest one here." I tease the little boy.
"Y-Yeah! Your young to, and a girl!" The boy runs up to me. "Why don't you go get on the teacups where you belong!"
"Cause I'm so BADASS that I belong here with the guys on this babyish ride!" I get down to the 10-year olds level. "You act like such a little girl, go get on the teacups yourself!"
"NO!" The boy runs and hides behind his brother who was smirking at me. I giggle and go to one of the loading gates with Pein.
One go later and me and Pein are in the front row. I HATE being in the front. It's scarier. The ride shoots off going up this big hill, then goes down, a loopty-loop, some zig-zags, and other things. The whole time, I'm clinging to Pein screaming my head off. A bad habit, I did it with some stranger once. lol, that sounds wrong.
We get off and look around for another ride or game.
"You scream loud." Pein says outta nowhere.
"I do not..."
"Yes you do."
"Ok, maybe I do."
"You do."
"Your point."
"Well I didn't think Ms. Badass would scream so loud on such a babyish ride." He uses my own words against.
"Oh look, let's go get on that ride!" I change the subject and point to the Tony Hawk ride I'd been on a few times.
He gives me a smug look, "You gonna scream on that ride to?"
"NO!" I turn a light pink as I realize how loud I was talking and people staring at us. "I don't scream that much..."
"Riiiight..." He rolls his eyes and follows me to the ride. The line was a bit longer. We get put with two total strangers, I sit backwards with this really fat kid. I knew I was in for a wild ride when we started turning while we were going up. That much weight on your side.
The ride was fast, and I smacked heads with the fat kid giving me a headache.
"We need to talk about yours and yuor friends transfer to our world." He says with his eyes spinning a bit.
"Sure, we can talk on the teacups." I keep walking while he gives me a look. We get in a blue cup, after a quick arguement(I wanted the pink one).
"Ok what do you wanna talk about?" I ask As the ride starts.
"You guys need to at least learn some basic ninja moves before you can go out and, learn how to control your anger issues... all of you."
"we don't have ANGER issues!" I argue.
"Well then, your bipolar."
"I'm not bipolar either!"
"What's your sign?"
"Leo."
"Then maybe it's just you that's bipolar."
"Am NOT!"
"See? You were just happy and now your mad."
"Meh!" We get off the ride and wander around for a minute when we see Konan and Deidara and Coal at some kinda water balloon thing. Me and Pein go over, and start throwing water balloons at the poor guy in the mouse suit. I hold another balloon then turn to see a little girl clapping her hands.
"Hahaha! Daddy, look at the mousy!" The girl giggles. "Let's go to it!"
"Ok, sweetie, we're going."
"YAy! And can we get some cotten candy?"
"Sure." The mom shrugs.
I feel a tinge of jealousy.
"I LOVE you!" The girl claps.
"We love yuo too honey." The dad smiles.
I hear a popping sound and water goes dripping down my arm.
"Uh Uke, is something wrong, un?" Deidara asks.
"No." I look over to the others who were staring at me with mild intrest.
"Suuuuure." Coal throws her last balloon and grabs my hand. "Let's go ride some more rides! Konan says she wants some 'alone' time with Pein-sama!"
"Uhhhhh..." I let her drag me along to the big drop, it was like 50ft tall! "I love this ride..."
"What's to love, un? I can jump twice as high as that!" Deidara complains coming up to us.
"Yeah, well the highest we can jump is a foot or two off the ground, so this ride's kinda cool!" Coal smiles as she gets into line.
Deidara walks off mumbling something.
"You seen Scarlet anywhere?" I ask.
"Nurp," She plays with the ride bracelet around her wrist. "Haven't seen her since we split up at the table."
"Wow, she must be... Happy?" I shrug. "I mean she LOVES Uchiha's!" I smirk.
"Yeah, and Tobi's a fun Uchiha!" Coal agrees.
"With an alter-ego!"
"And that's why he ROCKS!" Coal says the last part loud as some rocks come outta nowhere and she ducks out the way.
I laugh at her, "Dude, it's just some of the Akatsuki trying to get our attention!" I wave to Itachi and Kisame.
Kisame disapears and Itachi comes up to us.
"We need to go." He hisses so no one could hear.
"Why?" I ask confused.
"Can we at least get on this ride?" Coal whines. "We waited forever to get up here!"
"No."
"Oh C'mon! You know I hate waiting for a long time! Just let us get on and we'll LEAVE!" I grab Coal's hand and run like hell to get on the ride.
Itachi facepalms himself and grumbles something.
We get on and strap in, the ride shoots up. I had just noticed we were the only ones who got on this time... the hell? OH yeah, that's right we were LAST in LINE and a show was about to happen close by!
It drops down a few feet, then goes up some and drops down more, and etc.
I see a different guy with blueish hair working the ride. He seemed to be having problems. The ride ends and just as the harnesses were coming off, we shot off back into the air. I scream bloody hell as we shoot to the top. I pull the harness back on me, but it dosen't lock in place. I wait like 5 minutes struggling and waiting for the ride to go back down, but it dosen't. I squint my eyes and see the ride operator wasn't there anymore.
"Coal...?" I breath.
"Y-yeah."
"Do you think there was a REASON Itachi said not to get on?"
"Forget Itachi, that ride person looked awfully familiar!" Coal yells then pauses for a few seconds then starts screaming for help. "AAAHHHHH! ITACHI HELP ME! SOMEONE HELP US! OH MY GOD HELP US!"
I follow suit to get more attention, "HEEEEEEEELP! WE'RE GONNA DIE! ITACHI HELP USSSSS! PLEEEEASE! AAAAHHHHHHH!"
I hear a creaking sound and I stop screaming, so does Coal. She looks at me as the creaking gets louder.
"Grab the railing!" She hisses as the ride starts shaking roughly.
I do a quick nod when I hear a voice hiss, "Die."
The seats go slack and start crashing down, I quickly grab the railing as it does. With a large crash, the seating is destroyed at the bottom of the 50 foot drop.
"AHHHHHHH HEEEELP!" I scream again now scared outta my MIND.
"SOMEBODY HELP US! WE DON'T WANNA DIE!"
"I REGRET NOTHING!" I scream.
Coal stares at me like: O.o
"Well I don't." I give her a look.
"Well I regret not listening to Itachi!" She grumbles.
Someone above our heads swears. I look up curiously, but only see a quick flash.
"...Ninja..." I whisper to myself. No one in our world can move that fast, OR climb this thing!
"What was that?" Coal asks wide-eyed as ever.
"I'll tell you when and if we get down!" I say back. "Try climbing down!"
"We probaly shouldn't do that..."
"Why?"
"Because the ride is catching fire down there..."
"Gah! Everything is out tp get us ain't it!" I yell as I start climbing up instead of down.
"Where are yuo GOING!"
"Trying to get a better look!" I stop when I find a good ledge to balance on and look to see the police, fire fighters, normal people, and the Akatsuki. Itachi dashes off chasing someone, two blue haired people dash away too. "Where the hell is our help at?"
I start climbing down when the ride starts shaking again. With a snap, I'm free-falling thorugh the air. I scream and shoot my hands out to grab the ride. Bad idea. I hit some sharp pieces jutting out, slicing up my hands before finding a smooth pole 10 feet below Coal.
"There putting out the fire!" Coal calls down to me. "You OK?"
"Yeah, I just messed up my hands though!" I catch my breath from seeing my life flash before my eyes... which wasn't much. "But where's our rescue team, my hands are bleeding ot death!"
"How are only your HANDS bleeding to death!"
"They just are! Don't question me!"
"What's with all the rumbling?" Coal shouts as the ride starts rumbling again.
"I don't know!" I yell back.
She yells something else, but I don't hear her cause the rumbling gets louder and we start TIPPING!
I scream and start making my way to the safe side, I see a lone blonde guy, but his hair was shorter than Deidara's. He grabs me before I can see anymore.
"Get the other girl!" He orders as he carries me away over his back.
"GET THE HELL OFFA ME!" I hear Coal scream.
The blonde gets me off the broken ride, I then start screaming as loud as I could to get some attention.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE! SOMEBODY HELP ME! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED BY A BLONDE RAPIST! SOMEONE HELP! AAAHHHHHHHH!" I scream loud as I can. "OMG, HEEEEEEEEELP! I DO HAVE ONE REGRET IF I DIE AND THAT'S NOT LISTENING TO WEASEL-BOY!"
I'm ignored, but I see some people pointing and staring. I do my last possible move, biting.
I bite the blonde carrying me away where ever I could reach. His shoulder, neck, back, arm, head. He was bleeding as much as me. I'm dropped head first.
"I can't carry that violent one! Leave her, we've got her friend!" The blonde yells dashing off all ninja-like.
"HEY! YOU GIMME BACK MY COAL-CHAN!" I yell chasing after the guy holding Coal.
They pause for a minute at a big waterfall, giving me a chance to catch up and tackle the guy holding Coal off the side. I grab Coal with one hand, and a jutting out rock with the other.
"Your more trouble than your worth..." I grumble as I feel my arms stretching.
"Your a great friend UKE!" She yells.
I hear more footsteps and some more cursing. The blonde jumps off the side of waterfall, with a flash of light he's gone. A girl jumps down to and she disappears with a flash of light, she had pink hair...
"Where'd they go, un?" A voice I recognize as Deidara's says.
"We're down here! Help us!" I yell.
He looks down curiously, "How do I know that's REALLY you, un?"
I growl at him, "DEIDARA YOU BLONDE BITCH, I SWEAR IF YOU DON'T HELP US RIGHT NOW I WILL COME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND BEAT THE HELL OUTTA YOU!"
"Yep, that's you..." He helps us up onto land.
I collapse on the ground from exaushtion. I screamed and yelled, almost died on a ride, ran a mile, and had my arms stretched out on a cliff. Ouch.
"Where's Scarlet?"
"Uh yeah. About that, un..."
"What happened to Scarlet?" I sit up.
~~~(BAck at home)~~~
"You LOST her!" I throw my hands up.
"Yep." Itachi shrugs.
"Don't you DARE shrug at that! Scarlet is my second best friend!" I glare. "And she's the one that keeps me from BURNING the house down from going INSANE from you guys!"
"Well it dosen't matter, you can go save her soon cause our portal is FIXED, un!" Deidara walks in.
"HELL YES!" Me and Coal slap high fives.
"But we have to PROMISE we won't go to the good side! And we save Scarlet!" Coal says.
"Ok, I promise." I shrug.
"NO! We have to SLAP promise!"
"FIne."
We do our slap promise then groan ow.
"I miss our pinky swears..." I mumble rubbing my cheek.
"Crazy asses..." Hidan mumbles coming in.
"Why's everyone suddenly coming in to he living room?" I ask.
"Weren't you LISTENING!" Coal smacks my head.
"Owwwww..." I groan. "No. I wasn't."
"Yeah, well we're going to there world!" Coal hits me again.
"Stop HITTING me!" I hit her back.
She hits me back. It then turns into a hitting fight.
"Cat fight!" Tobi claps.
We start laughing at him just to confuse him. It works.
"We're gonna go set up the portal, Tobi keep them comfortable, un." Deidara leaves us with Tobi.
"Your gonna LOVE our world, Coal-kawaii. Uke!"
"Hey Tobi, why don't you call ME Kawaii?" I ask.
"Uhhh..." Tobi changes the subject. "So what do you wanna do?"
Coal suddenly blurts out, "I think Madara is dead sexy!"
"..." Tobi stares at her. So do I.
I recover and say, "Why do you say that?"
"Cause he's evil, an Uchiha, extra strong to protect me, and SEXY!"
"Yeah, well I like Tobi better! He'd be my boyfriend instead of Madara!"
"Well WHY! Tobi acts all stupid and retarded, no offense Tobi." Coal argues.
"Cause Tobi'll make me laugh, protect me, AND is twice as sexy!" I argue back. "Instead of another emo Uchiha! There's already Itachi and Sasuke! ...Actually, Sasuke is mental."
"He's not MENTAL! You are!"
"Yes he is mental, he's all bent on revenge like a crazy person, I bet his first words were: I'm gonna kill you Itachi!" I say the last part all squeaky voice. "With his chicken butt hair do!"
There's a knock n the door. I go get and see my ex, Sean. I look back and see that EVERYONE had come back. I swear, they KNOW when something bad's about to happen.
"What do you want, Sean?" I glare.
"I want you back, Uke!" He confesses holding chocolates out to me. "I miss you and I thought abuot what you said!"
"Yeah, well i don't want you." I say coldly.
"Oh c'mon Uke, your my hoe and-"
"WHAT! WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!" I cut him off angrily. "I'M YOUR WHAT!"
"W-wait, that came out wrong!" He stutters.
"AND NEXT YOUR GONNA SAY YOUR MY PIMP, EH?" I step out the doorway. "Your still the same!"
"No, I've changed Uke-"
"Go AWAY!"
"IF YOU JUST LET ME FINISH-"
"OUT!"
"Uke-"
"Sean, you cheated on me with 5 other fucking girls, then left me cause I wouldn't give you a blow job like those other whores! What-"
He punches me right in the face, "SHUT THE FUCK UP UKE!"
Reason number one I left him, he's abusive. Second, he ALWAYS has to be right.
"DON'T TELL ME TO SHUT UP YOU BITCH!" I yell as I fall on the ground.
"I'LL DO WHAT I WANT YUO WHORE!" He yells back.
I stand up and start shoving him out the door, "GET THE HELL OUT MY HOUSE NOW!"
"Not till I finish!" He throws me off and hits me in the head with the fire poker I left by the door.
I hit the ground with a thump.
"SEAN!" Coal screams running to me. "You asshole, get out her house already! She don't want your fagget ass!"
"Yes she does, she needs me!"
"I don't need you! Get out my house NOW!" I scream grabbing Hidan's scythe from off the ground. "Get out before I KILL your faggot ass!"
He gets a scared look and begins backing away. "OK, fine I'll leave... but you'll NEVER find someone else!"
"Yes I will, I already have!" I scream before thinking about it.
He runs away as I weild the scythe.
"Ok, the portal will be ready tommorow afternoon!" Konan announces walking in. She pauses when she senses the dark aura going through the air. "Uhm..."
I drop the scythe and go to the kitchen for the ice cream. I eat when I'm mad or sad, sometimes when I'm bored. I grab a tub of ice cream, a spoon, and some chocolate syrup, then go sit down in the living room watching TV.
The akatsuki stare at me confused.
I swear, next time I see Sean, I'll kill him, bring him back to life, then kill him again! I think angrily.
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