"AH-HUH! HOLY SHIT! IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU GET OFF MAH DICK!" I scream lyrics.
Coal continues, "FEW TIMES BEEN AROUND THAT TRACK BUT YOUR ASS IS STILL FAT-"
"Why the hell are you guys singing so loud!" Kisame questions.
"BEcause we can!" We laugh, continuing our little song.
"HEY HEY, YOU YOU, I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" Scarlet sings to Deidara and Sasori.
"NO WAY, NO WAY!" Coal chimes.
"I THINK YA NEED A NEW ONE!" Scarlet continues.
"YAOI!" I scream outta nowhere doing Caramelldansen.
"Why the hell are you guys acting like retards?" Sasori asks.
"Cause we can!" We ignore the insult and run off laughing.
"Bakas." Sasori mumbles.
At the time I was laying on the kitchen table trying to catch up on my sleep.
"Why the hell is she sleeping on the kictehn table, un."
"Why not?" Coal smirks.
"Well we eat there, un so why would she sleep there."
"Cause i CAN, blondie!" I jolt awake, scaring him.
I laugh at him.
"Freaks.." He mumbles.
"Wonder s for dinner?" Scarlet wonders outloud.
Tobi was sitting in the livingroom playing with Lego's.
I walk up to him and sing extra loud,
"SHOULD I TALK SLOWER LIKE YOUR A REATARD! SHOULD I TALK SLOWER LIKE YOUR RETARDED!" I point to the corrsesponding people as I sing the rest.
"YO, THEY THINK YOUR DUMB, I THINK YOUR SMART!
NO WAIIT I LIED,
I THINK YOUR DUMB! STUPID MOTHERF*CKER, STUPID MOTHERF*CKER, STUPID MOTHER F*CK!"
"W-Why did you just sing that?" Tobi asks more angry than sad.
"Cause I can lollipop!" I dash off laughing my ass off.
Scarlet starts singing, "And I was like ba-"
"NO!"" I slap her. "No singing that!"
"Oww..." She whines.
"You deserved it."
"What is WITH you guys today!" Hidan yells coming into the living room. "Youor more bicthier than ever!"
"Hidan's PMSing..." Scarlet whispers, making me giggle.
"Totally." Coal agrees.
"What'd you say?" He glares.
"Nuthin." We all say wlaking away with our hands behind our backs.
"Grrr..."
"AHHHH! TENTACLE RAPE!" Coal screams running past us, tossing us a suitcase full of money. Kakuzu chases after her.
I can't help but laugh at her,, then run like hell with the money.
Kakuzu comes after me.
"RAPE! RAPE! RAPE! HELP, TENTACLE RAPE!" I scream tossing the suitcase to Scarlet.
She then screams while running away, "TENTACLE RAPIST! HELP! PEIN-SAMA, KAKUZU'S TRYING TO TENTACLE RAPE ME!"
She tosses it back to Coal, so from there, it turned into monkey in the middle with the money.
"Why're you playing monkey in the middle with Kakuzu?" Itachi walks up.
"Cause we can!"
""We're you goin aorund screaming tentacle rape?" Pein asks.
"Cause we can!"
"Stop saying that!" Sasori glares.
"NO!" I yell tossing the money case. "Catch Tobi, and RUN!"
Tobi does so, Kakuzu runs after.
The 3 of us slap high-fives laughing.
Something shoots me, HARD.
"OWW!" I cry out along with Coal and Scarlet.
Sasori, Hidan, and Kisame were holding blow darts.
"What was that... for...?" I start feeling dizzy.
"So what does it do?" Itachi asks.
"Turn them into over-sized bunnies." Sasori answers. "see?"
I felt a lot shorter. I see Coal as a black bunny, Coal as a red one... which ment that I was orange... *sigh*
"Sasori!" I scream, but it comes out a small squeak. "I hate you!" I add.
I'm grabbed up by Deidara, "They really are over-sized, un."
I kick my feet, not even hurting him.
I shoved in a cage, and put in a corner in the living room.
I bite at the bars, bounce around everywhere, and try to get free.
"WAAAAAHHHH!" I scream as Tobi and Deidara throw carrots and broccoli at me. "I swear when I'm outta here, your DEAD I tell you, DEAD!"
Not a word, just some laughs as I twitch and dodge.
"Why are you doing this to me!"
"Cause we can, un." He says with a smug look.
I swear if I didn't look like a bunny, I'd be glaring so hard...
Later on, Kakuzu comes around, his tentacles out. I shrink back to the corner of the cage.
He reaches in and grabs me by my scruff.
I was twicthing rapidly now, my feet stiff.
"you stink." He says simply, then drops me in the tub with Coal and Scarlet.
It was FREEZING.
I squeal and try to jump out, to no avail.
'"I hate being a bunny..." I mumble.
"Your telling me." Coal says back.
Night time, and the spell finally wore off, but they hid our clothes.
"WHY did you do that!" Coal grumbles wrapping a towel around herself.
"Cause we can." Itachi says with a smirk.
"Bastards." I grumble slipping on one of Deidara's shirts, a towel around my lower half.
"And to think fangirls all around the world would be all over you guys naked." Scarlet grumbles putting on one of the Akatsuki cloaks.
"You guys look like prostitutes." Sasori points out.
"Thank you VERY much, Ginger!" I yell annoyed.
"Your welcome." He smirks.
"Where's the wood chipper! Your all going in there!" I run to the garage and drag the wood chipper back.
"GAh! STop her, un!" Deidara pulls me away from the chipper, Sasori pushes it back into the garage.
"You guys are sleeping outside tonight." Itachi says.
"WHAT! HELL NO!" Scarlet protests.
We're outside, in a tent for the night. Sharing one large sleeping bag, and some pizza.
"I OFFICIALY hate the Akatsuki!" Coal yells. She changed into one of Itachi's shirts, and put some under wear on. Actually, we all did.
"Same here!" I add.
"Me too!" Scarlet grimaces. "We did nothing to them!"
"Meaners." Coal grumbles getting in the sleeping bag. "It's hella cold..."
"Yes. Yes it is." I join her, ending up in the middle.
"And it's suppose to be Summer, hah." Scarlet sleeps next to me.
We woke up the next morning a bit to close for my liking, and I was in the middle.