MMmmm.. here's yet another chapter! More reviews plz, and thank you!

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cheyanne: I don't think Rocktober is real... I just mixed a bunch of my favorite stuff together and got the name Rocktober from Big Time Rush. So it probaly isn't real...

"Dun-nuh." I mumble filling my water-gun with milk. "Du-nuh."

Coal had got the Jaws theme song stuck in my head.

I head to Scarlet's room quickly, "Du-nuh, du-nuh, duh-nuh, duh-nuh, YAHHHH!" I spray her and the room with milk, then run away to my own, and lock the door.

"UKE! I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU!" She screams banging on my door.

"You'll never catch me slow-poke!" I laugh.

I hear her growl and walk away.

I pick up my phone and call Coal, "Phase one is complete!"

"I could hear her from the kitchen, shit. Anyways, the bathroom is set up!" She laughs. "In 3.. 2... 1!"

I large explosion could be heard.

Me and Coal start cracking up, laughing so loud and hard.

"Oh man, I would LOVE to see her face!" I laugh.

"You can, I video taped it all!" She answers still laughing.

"I'm gonna kill em, I'm gonna kill em, I'm gonna KILL them!" I hear Scarlet chanting walking down the hall.

"You better hide Coal, she's pissed!" I giggle into the phone.

"Got it!" She hangs up.

"Now time for faze three..." I mumble getting the big red button. I tip-toe outside and stalk Scarlet through the hallways until she comes to the kitchen.

Thank goodness no one else was in there to catch this flame.

"C'mon... to the fridge.." I whisper.

Finally she goes to it, as soon as she opens it, I press the button.

KABLOOOM!

A ton of pies and cakes go flying out the fridge, attacking Scarlet. She falls to the ground.

I start laughing my hardest, "Oh GAWD! Can't breath! Can't breath! hHAHAH!"

I catch her glare and freeze.

"Run AWAY!" I yell running out the room.

I crash head first into Tobi, and fall back.

"Crap!" I crawl into a closet and lock it to stay hidden.

"UKE! When I find you, you are DEAD!" Scarlet screams stomping past.

"..." I stare wide-eyed, then call Coal again. "The hell are you?" I yell-whisper.

"I'm hiding from Scarlet in my room, how bout you?" She mumbles.

"Closet. Hiding from Scarlet." I hang he phone up and peek out the door. Scarlet's back was to me.

I slip out the door and walk silently away.

"There's the bitch right there." Hidan says pointing at me.

"Damn you, Hidan!" I dash away and hide in my room for awhile to let her cool down.

~~~(2 days later)~~~

"Pein, get up." I shake Pein softly to get him up. Konan wanted him, and so did most of his members. "Pein get up!"

"Not now Katana." He mumbles turning over.

"The hell is Katana? I'm Uke!" I shake him harder. "Oooooooooh, your cheating on Konan!" I tease.

He glares at me fulling waking up, and props himself up on his hand. "What?"

"Your members want or need you." I answer.

He sighs then plops back down on the pillow.

"Konan wants you too."

"Shhh, good night."

"Someones not a morning person." I grumble grabbing his arm. "Konan says she has something impotant to talk to you about, and Itachi and Sasuke are arguing! Since when did you let him join!"

"Because."

"Because what?"

"We needed more members, now leave me be."

"But-"

CRASH!

"You fucking dumbass!"

"I'M the dumbass? You did it!"

"Shut up!"

"YoU!"

"Drop dead, emo-weasel!"

"Go to hell, chicken butt!"

Now THATS where I cross the line!

"HEY! NO STEALING MY INSULTS!" I run out the room smacking them both upside the head my hardest.

"Now quit your arguing already! It's annoying in the morning!" I complain. "If your gonna argue, do it after 12pm!"

They both stare at me shocked, rubbing there heads where I hit them.

"You hit hard..." Sasuke mumbles.

"Thank you."

"Uke... you look... different..." Itachi points out.

"Yeah, well ask Sasori about it. He's been using me as his little guinea pig while I sleep." I grumble. "I'm gonna go find him.. and what's so different about me!"

"Well first off, your flat-chested now." He says with a faint smirk.

"...He said something about boys..." I mumble then glare stomping down the hall chanting, "I'm gonna kill him, I'm gonna kill him."

"Oh, hey Uke." He waves.

"Don't hey Uke me! What'd you DO to me!" I growl.

"I kinda inserted some guy genes into you..."

"Well take them OUT!"

"OK, ok..."

"C'mon Uke! Let's play!" Coal drags me out my bed.

"zzz...nooo..." I grumble letting myself be dragged. "Sleepy..."

"C'mon, we're playing Naruto Shippuden!" She whines dragging me all the way to the living room.

"Why're you dragging her, un?"

"Cause she isn't a morning person." Coal props me up on the couch and shoves a controller in my face.

"FINE." I check to see that I'm second player.

Scarlet plays as Itachi, I choose Deidara, and Coal chooses Sasuke... no surprise there.

We were the only ones making noise for a few minutes until Itachi asks, "What the hell are you guys playing and why're we in it?"

"It's a game!" I yell blowing up Sasuke(Coal), and catch Sasuke's glare.

"About Naruto, ya know the show we told you about!" Coal adds getting me back by summoning her snake.

"And we're playing as you guys at the time!" Scarlet finishes using Mangeyko on Sasuke(Coal) and Deidara(me).

"damn you Scarlet." Coal glares.

"Don't DAMN ME cause you guys are about to LOSE!" She laughs back with a smug look.

Me and Coal share a look, then double-team Scarlet.

We let her go once she had a tiny bit of life left to go every man for themselves.

"Now that just wasn't right." She adds.

"Ya mean like when you and Coal double teamed ME?" I shove her off the couch and finish her(Itachi) off.

"You cheat!"

"I do not!" I lie. "You just went flying off the couch for no reason!"

"You PUSHED me off, you mean!" She snatches my remote from me and starts presssing butons rapidly.

Coal just stares at us, forgetting about the game.

"Don't DO that, asshole!" I yell grabbing for the controler.

"TO late!" She laughs.

Deidara(me) explodes himself, managing to catch Sasuke(Coal) in it too.

"Bastard!" I snatch the remote back. "You killed both Sasuke AND Deidara!"

"Well ya shouldn't have killed Itachi!"

"You can still USE Itachi, he didn't blow up! Now both Sasuke and Deidara are unusable!" I smack her upside the head.

"Get over it and choose another character!" Scarlet gets up and grabs her controller.

Second round, Coal is Kakuzu, I'm Hidan, and Scarlet chose Jiraiya.

"Why'd you choose the pshyco?" Scarlet questions.

"Why'd YOU choose the perv?" I shoot back.

"..." She stares at me annoyed.

The fight is pretty even, I was busy trying to get my chakra up to fight.

"You suck, Uke." Hidan comments.

"Shut up, Hidan." Both Kakuzu(Coal) and Jiraiya(Scarlet) come at me.

I press whatever buttons on accident and go into sacrifice mode. I get them BOTH.

"HAHAHA! Take THAT! I rock!" I cheer as the cutscnec happens.

"DAMNIT!" Scarlet tosses the controller aside.

Now it's just me and Coal.

"Why? Why do you have to have 5 fuckign hearts?"

"I only have 4 now." She grumbles back to me.

"HA." I start attacking rapidly, I get another heart down. Then another.

"CRAP! Down to two hearts already!" She curses using her speacial move on me.

"Hidan dosen't HAVE a heart dumbass." I say as I recover quickly and attack again.

"Well then how the hell is he alive?"

"...don't yell at me." I grumble focusing on the game.

Then... time runs out.

"DAMNIT!" Me and Coal yell in unision. "Stupid timer!"

Then... the power cuts off.

"WHAT! NOOOOO!" I scream with Coal and Scarlet.

"Hehehe... I've finally found you, Katana..." A guy appears on screen.

"..." We all stare confused before Scarlets speaks up.

"Whoes Katana?" She asks.

"None of your buisness." The guy hisses.

Right then Pein walks in. Great. Someone for me to complain too.

"PEEEEEIIIIINNNNN! There's a pedophile on our TV!" I scream.

"Then turn the TV off." He rolls his eyes.

"..." I do so. "Great idea- AHHH!" I yell out as the TV snaps back on. The guys eyes were glowing and glaring.

"SEE! He's back! And he's tlaking about some Katana chick again!"

"AHHHH!" Coal screams being sucked head-first into the television. "HEELLLLP!"

"OH MY GOD, COAL!" I grab her leg and pull.

Others join when I threaten to push them in too.

She slides out with a POP.

"Ew! Why're you sticky!" I complain.

"I don't KNOW!" Coal stomps off.

"Fuuuuck." Scarlet groans laying on the floor.

The guy was gone with a few curse words.

"That... was... creepy..." I announce.

"Uke, why're you flat chested?" Scarlet asks.

"Why dontcha ask SASORI, EH!" I point an accusing finger glaring.

7 months Later...

A lot happened within the span of 7 months.

Coal and Scarlet are part Uchiha, yeah thats one thing. Another thing is, oh yeah, my BEST FRIENDS are dating the Uchiha's! Also, 3 people have attempted to kidnap me. Another thing: Konan and Scarlet are FAT... well... kinda fat... they're actually pregnant. Final thing, Pein, Konan, Itachi, and Sasori are sharing a secret. Damn them.

"Stop that!" Scarlet whines smacking my hand away.

At the time, I was poking her stomach reapetedly.

"I. Can't. Belive. You." I glare at Sasuke.

He looks away.

"Itachi, watcha doin?" I ask boredly.

"I'm sitting on the couch next to you, watching your retarded show." He replies scornfully.

"What's your problem?" I grumble.

He dosen't answer.

Sasuke looks straight at me and says, "I'll be back."

I raise a skeptical eyebrow on why he said it to me.

5 minutes later, Itachi says, "I'm goin on a walk. Uke, make some decent food tonight."

"Uncalled for." I grumble.

He leaves without another word.

~~~(1 week later)~~~

"Uke!" Coal and Scarlet yell, stomping into my room.

"What'd you do to Sasuke and Itachi?" Scarlet glares.

"I did NOTHING!" I hold my hands up defensively. "Last I saw them was last week, and thats it!"

There eyes get big and watery, then they start bawling like babies and flop onto my bed.

"I guess painting my nails is outta the questions..." I grumble setting the nail polish box aside.

I make two clones, one as Sasuke, the other as Itachi.

"Sasuke!"

"Itachi!"

They hug the clones tightly.

I sigh, "Where's the Uchiha's when you need 'em?"

Konan then walks in, "Have you seen Pein? Or Deidara? Or Hidan? ...or Sasori?"

"Nope.. lemme guess, they disappeared last week?" I huff standing up. "Looks lilke we've got a rescue mission..."

"Me and Konan'll stay here." Coal pipes in as her Ita-clone poofs away.

"I'm staying too." Scarlet announces.

"Well... whoes coming with me?" I say tiredly.

"You have... let's see here... Kakuzu's on a mission, so is Zetsu... Kisame is on a mission too, you've got Karin, Suigetsu, Jugo, and Tobi."

"Good enough for me!" I exclaim running off to gather my rescue team.

I stop right outside the front door where drag marks could be seen in the dirt.

"...whoever did this wasn't very secretive." Karin points out following the tracks.

I agree and follo her, my team in tow.

"The tracks stop right here, Uke-chan!" Tobi points out.

"Well now where- AHHHH!" I fall down into a hole. I land with a thump on a half-dressed girl carrying a bowl of... well something red. I don't wanna think about it right now though, cause I'm covered in it.

"The girl came from that way." Suigetsu points.

"Ok then you and Jugo go that way, Karin and Tobi go this way," I point to the second corrider. "I'm going this way." I head down the third corrider alone.

I walk down for I don't know how long when I come up to 3 different doors.

I open the first, it was totally empty. I open the second, and blush a deep red, closing the door quietly.

In that room was the two Uchiha's who went missing, totally naked, tied together, surronded by what looked like fangirls.

I open the third door preparing myself for what might be in there, in fact. I wasn't all that prepared.

In that room was some mutant guy with a lobster claw for a right arm.

"WHERE THE HELL IS SHE!" The guys screams.

"Like hell if I'll ever tell you." Pein glares.

He looked pretty beat up, and I mean a lot.

"Tell me or I'll kill you!" The growls.

I sneak up behind him, Pein sees me, but acts like he dosen't.

I jump on the lobster claw guys back with a meta; bowl slamming him over the head, "PEDOPHILE!" I scream biting his shoulder.

He cries out in pain, and throws me off. I hit the wall hard.

"Heh, heh, heh. There you are." The guy growls.

"Here I am!" I joke standing up.

He suddenly grabs me by my shirt.

"HEY THIS IS MY FAV SHIRT!" I yell.

He dosen't let go, so I bit his lobster claw.

He scream loudly in pain and drops me.

I pause stunned.

"Uke?" Pein asks unsurely.

I get a funny look on my face, "Yumm... lobster.." I mumble.

"What?" The guy looks at me confused.

"FOOD!" I yell divning on him, biting into the lobster claw.

He starts trying to shake me off to no avail.

"NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!"

He finally throws me off, after I had eaten through half his shell.

"You little monster!" He screams, then disapears.

"Aww... I'm still hungry."

"My little cannibal." Pein mumbles sarcastically, getting up.

"Go, get outta here, I'm gonna go get the Uchiha's." I say blankly.

"Uke-"

"Don't Uke me. I'M gonna get them." I glare.

He gives me a look, "Fine."

I give a quick nod and dash off to the other room. With a shudder, I enter.

The things I get myself into... I think.