"Dumbass!" Coal throws a pillow at me. "Your so damn clumsy!"

I duck, "I'm not clumsy if I did it on purpose!" I shoot back.

"Fucktard!"

"Emo bastard!"

Ok, let's rewind.

Coal was sitting on the couch, cuddled up next to Sasuke, mumbling something.

I was in one of my bored moods.

So I took a huge glass full ice and milk(bleh) then walked into the living room. I then "tripped" and spilled it all over the two lovers.

"..." I stare boredly. "I'm bored again."

I walk off without another word, Sasuke and Coal glaring daggers at me.

If looks could kill...I think bitterly. If looks could kill, I'd been dead the first day this started...[A/N: That is so true.]

~~Ultra time skip of DOOM~~~

We were back in my world, cause Scarlet was having her baby, Konan already had hers last week. =w=

I got left in charge of taking care of Konan's baby.

HIS name was Akemi.[A/N: Oh the irony! You'll see why later on!]

Pein said he was gonna use some weird jitsu to change there ages to like 7 or something... i don't know.

"Hey there Akemi... god. Why must you look so much like me?" I complain. "Ya could've at least been a girl and looked like me!"

Akemi just stares, as if he was listening.

"Don't look at me like that!" I grumble looking away.

He continues staring.

"Stop staring!" I whine.

Not. A thing.

"DUDE! Stop staring at me!" I set him down and walk away.

"Are you seriously telling a baby to stop staring at you, un?" Deidara walks in.

"Oh shut up, I hate being stared at!" I grumble back.

"And then your complaining to it... him, un."

"Shut up Deidara!" I throw my hands up and go back to the baby with a bottle.

"Why oh why did you have to look like me!" I complain again.

Akemi has orange hair and blue eyes, a faint blush that's always on his cheeks. His hair was slightly spiked(I wonder who caused that?*sarcasm*)...

I go into my own thoughts for awhile, crying snaps me outta it.

I looked a bit confused when I saw it wasn't Akemi.

"Eh?" I look up and see Scarlet stumbling through the door, a few others following.

"Hey there, is it a boy or a girl?" I ask forgetting.

"Both..." Scarlet huffs plopping down on the couch.

"Huh?"

I don't get an answer cause she falls asleep.

"What does she mean by both?" I repeat.

"Twins, dumbfuck. Twins." Itachi glares.

I snicker and try to keep from laughing.

Oh the poor Uchiha! He dosen't know what hit em! I think happily.

Again with the crying.

It surprises me and I jump back.

"Crap... baby scared me..." I mumble.

Then look around to see he was gone.

Tobi had him... is that good or bad?

The baby was screaming its little heart out.

I quickly take Akemi and walk away, he stops crying.

"Looks like SOMEONE dosen't like Uchiha's..." I mumble.

"Well that was only Tobi, try another Uchiha." Coal proests.

I hand Akemi off to her, and she ges hit in the face with a rattle.

I laugh at her and her shocked expression.

"Take. Him. Back." She glares.

"Don't be mad cause you found the first baby in history to hate you!" I laugh taking a giggly Akemi back.

"Konan! Come take Akemi! I'm tired!" I yell out to where ever she went.

"Stop yelling, Uke."

"Sorry." I hand Akemi off to her, then plop on the couch next to Scarlet to catch some sleep.

Did I mention we were inside a hotel room... without paying... so... illegally?

"Why do we have to wake up?" I mumble into the pillow to whoever was shaking me.

"Just get up." A voice I can't recognize.

"Go away or I'll bite your finger off!" I mumble louder.

There's a pause, then I'm flipped off the bed.

"RAH!" I hit the floor face first, I lay there annoyed.

There's a sigh, "Get up, Uke!" Now a females voice.

"No, I'm sleeping." I say to the floor.

"For fucks sake, I SWEAR, you are the laziest person in the WORLD!" The lady now drags me across the floor.

What I thought odd was: Why don't I recognize that voice.

Well I wasn't about to sit up and find out.

We go across a bump in the doorway, that makes me sit up. "If your gonna drag me at least... least... uhm..." I let out a bloody-murder scream as I see who it is.

One of those fangirl henchman...or henchgirl... for those freaks i tried to eat.

"Who the fuck are you?" Hidan walks in, a towel around his waist.

"Crap, Mitzumi! I thought you said the palce was empty!" One girl.

"SORRY I THOUGHT IT WAS!" A louder voice sounding a bit freaked out.

"A little HELP Hidan?" I call out from my spot on the ground.

With tha, I'm dropped and the girls run away.

"..." I rub my head, on which I was dropped on.

"You mus be one speacial girl, Uke." Hidan stretches out the word 'one'...

"I am not." I grumble.

The next day, I was extra clumsy for WHATEVER reason... and it hurted.

We were back at the base by the way.

First, I woke up and slipped on oil cause Tobi spilled it leaving a trail to his room.

Then as I was coming up the stairs, I slipped down and fell backwards.

Oh yeah, and I fell headfirst into Hidan's dirty clothes basket. Ew.

Lastly, I'm probaly gonna die now.

Wanna know why?

Cause clumsy ol' me tripped on some baby toys... right into Sasuke.

But the MAIN reason I'm might die is because when I fell and tripped, I accidently kissed Sasuke... O.o I need to go boil my mouth.

At the time, I was just recovering from it, getting up off of Sasuke... quickly...

I stare a bit freaked, sitting on the ground.

Then Tobi's voice rings through, "Ooooooooo! I'm TEEEELING!"

"WHAT! NO NO NO NUU!" I chase after Tobi quickly.

Spending 5 minutes running around the house, I trip on Deidara's out-stretched foot.

I quickly loose sight of Tobi, "AHHHH NOOOO! COAL'S GONNA KILL ME!" I yell then turn on Deidara. "If I'm goin down, your goi down with me!" I growl.

"What the hell are you talking about, un?"

"Something kinda happened between me and Sasuke and if she finds out, she's gonna kill me!"

"Stop being dramatic, un..."

"I'm NOT being dramatic! I hugged the boy she liked in 4th grade, and she knocked me off the top of a tree, putting me in a coma for a WEEK!" I then whine. "I don't WANNA die!"

Deidara backs away slowly.

I spot Tobi again, "TOBI! GET OUVER HERE!" I scream tackling him to the ground just as Coal was walking passed.

"HEy Coal! Uke and Sasuke-"

"SHUT IT TOBI!" I start bashing his head in the gruond in an attempt to shut him up.

"Uke and Sasuke... did what?" Coal asks supiciously.

"NOTHING!" I yell working my hand under his mask and covering his mouth. "OWW! HE bite me!"

"Uke and Sasuke k-"

"SHUT IT!" I cover his mouth again and drag him into the narest room, which was the bathroom. I lock the door and take a deep breath.

"Oh gawd... that was close... do you WANT me to die, Tobi!" I throw the bar of soap at him, which he easily dodges.

"B-But! Coal-kawaii needs to know!" Tobi protests.

"Oh no she dosen't!" I protest back.

"But she does!"

"If she does, I die!"

"..."

"I thought so." I leave the bathroom tired out.

"So what's goin on?" Coal asks nonchlantly.

"I'm gonna go boil my mouth..." I mumble so she wouldn't hear.

I walk into the front room looking a mess, everyone just HAD to be in there, except of course Tobi, Pein, and Konan.

"Woah, you look like you just got hit by a train!" Sasori points out. "...you didn't did you?"

"No, I didn't so your free to test on me!" I say sarcastically. I notice he took it literally, so I add. "When I'm in the mood."

"So what happened?"

"Tobi... Sasuke... and me happened." I say making sure Coal was nowhere near.

"Ok, that's the most blunt way you've put something all day!" He grumbles.

"Yeah well I don't wanna say it outloud, I'll get killed..."

5 minutes later and it was awfully quiet.

Not even Tobi was making noise. Everyone was just relaxing watching TV with me(except for Tobi who was somewhere).

Then the peacefulness was broken.

"UUUUKEEEE!" Coal screams from like halfway across the base.

I shrink back, then hide behind Sasuke and Itachi. "I'm begging you to stay there!" I hiss.

Thankfully they do.

"UKE, I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU, AND THIS TIME I AIN'T GIVEN MERCY!" She screams again.

Told ya she had a jealousy problem.

But she's knows I'm clumsy! She really does! I've done that same move to a hobo from tripping on my shoelaces! C'mon, is she really that jealous! ...I think Tobi told her another way.

"Where is she?" She yells coming into the living room.

An awkward silence then Tobi just HAS to come in!

"There she is!" Tobi points.

I rise out from behind the two Uchiha's and glare at him.

"I'm. Gonna. Kill you." I glare a Tobi.

He just stares... i think... stupid mask.

"Uke, I can't believe you!"

"What! What did I do!" I fall of the couch. "You know I'm clumsy!"

"Your clumsyness has NOTHING to do with this!"

"It kinda does..." I mumble. "Whatever Tobi told you was a LIE!"

"Like I BELIEVE YOU! HOW DARE YOU MAKE-OUT WITH SASUKE!"

"Make out with- the hell?" I punch Tobi upside the head. "Coal. I want you to REALLY think about what you just said, and then think about the ways I feel towards Sasuke. Why would I go form Hating him to loving him? His ok to me right now... RIGHT NOW..." I put some extra emphasis on right and now. "Why in the HELL would i make out with him. I TRIPPED and fell into him! Like the day with the hobo!"

She relaxes some then fires up again, "TOBI! You woke me up for some lie! Oh just you wait... I'm gonna getcha... it may not be today... it may not be tommorow... an dit may not be yesterday! But it WILL happen!" She stalks off.

"YES! I get to live longer!" I cheer from behind the couch.

"You and your friends are agressive, un..." Deidara mumbles.

"Shut it. At least we're not suicidal!" I glare at him, then Sasori for no apparent reason.