A55 : I'm glad you like it so much! I like your story to, the Naruto one! Finish it! Finish it I tell you!
carol: Don't worry, this is the only story i have that has gotten this far! I will NEVER stop writing it, wether I have writers block or not! RAWR!
cheyanne: I actually have no idea, which is why I'm posting a poll to let the readers deciede!
Ok, so I finally got this chater out! My mind isn't stuck anymeor! Now lets go! WOO!
I lay on the hammok with Coal and Scarlet, relaxing.
"Why am I always between you two?" I grumble.
"Cause you used to have this thing about being on the side or edge." Scarlet mumbles.
"Oh yeah..." I sigh.
It was a slow day. The loudies were out on a mission, the quiets were either avoiding us or busy, and there were no fangirls, no danger, no ANYTHING anywhere!
"ARGH!" Coal yells sitting up. "I can't TAKE it anymore! I's to damn QUEIT! We are the Trouble Threesome! Not the Quiet Fru-Fru Princesses!"
I lay still as the hammock rocks wildly.
She starts trying to get up, knocking us all off.
We laugh at each other and get untangled.
"Let's go cause some trouble!" Scarlet announces running into the direction of Konoha.
"Well we can't cause trouble looking like this!" I protest. "Cosplay outfits on!"
We run into the house, put on our usual cosplay clothings, and put on OUR cloaks(which made us look a bit to feminine to cosplay correctly).
"Ready girls?" Coal smirks.
"If we have our trouble supplies, then yes. We're ready." I smirk.
"LETS GO!" Scarlet charges out the door, me and Coal running after to keep up.
We walk camly into the Konoha gates like any other person, awaiting a reaction.
"HEY! You there. Stop where you are!" One Ninja calls out.
"Huh?" I stop and turn to see who stopped us. "Hey there!" I wave, then keep walking, the voice changers were working great.
As you all know, our "usual" cosplay people are Pein, Itachi, and Sasori.
I think two of which are greatly known to Konoha, if not two then one...
"How's your day going?" Coal says in Itachi's voice.
Gotta love them voice changers.
The 2 ninja's standing gaurd stare in shock.
"What? You act like you've never seen someone walk through these gates before..." Scarlet pouts crossing her arms and sticking her lower lip out some.
"Uhhh..." The two people stare.
We continue deeper into Konoha, earning stares from pretty much everyone and anyone who knew who the Akatsuki were.
We just wave and smile like there was nothing wrong.
"Hey look, there's Naruto-kun!" Coal yell-whispers.
"Hmmm? I dare you to go up to him, and kiss him." i giggle.
"Easy." She scoffs in her Itachi voice.
Coal walks right up to Naruto who was enjoying some ramen.
"Hi, Naruto-kun~!" That sounded weird coming from Itachi *not*
"I-I-Itachi..." Naruto stares wide-eyed.
"Is that some way to greet your friends bro?" Coal teases.
"Uhh..." naruto was shocked.
"Oh yeah, and NAruto-kun~?" Coal smiles.
"Uh... yeah... Itachi?"
"I wuv you..." Coal whispers into his ear, then holds his head still, staring deep into his eyes. She kisses him full on the lips, then runs off giggling.
"Uhhh...huhuuuuhhhhhhuuuh?" Naruto stares, drool running our the side of his mouth. "Whaaaa...?"
Me and Scarelt were cracking up in the alleyway.
"What's so funny?" Itachi's voice ring through the air.
"You are Coal!" I giggle.
"Thank yoU!, Thank yoU!" She giggles coming out the shadows.
"OK, it's Scarlet's turn!" Coal smirks.
"What do I gotta do?" Scarlet cracks a weak smile.
"Ya see Sakura over there?" Coal points. "I want you to go over there and kiss her full on the lips, then whisper in her ear sexual things you wanna do to her, then get her into a position that looks like your about to anal rape her!"
"Coal, you have one twisted mind..." I mumble.
"Ah, thank you."
Scarlet shrugs, then walks right up Sakura and kisses her before she can get a word in.
"Wh-What!" She xclaims stepping back.
Scarlet grabs her wrist and starts whispering into her ear.
Sakura's eyes got SOOOOOO big! I thought they were gonna fall out! LMAO!
Scarlet lets her go, and Sakura stumbles back.
Scarlet then jumps onto Sakura's back, and gets her on the ground in puppy dog position, pulling her shorts down to around her ankles. She then hops off and walks away like nothing happened.
Sakura is left on the gorund sputtering and looking her eyes were about to fall out.
And we're in an alley way laughing our asses off.
"Ok Uke! It's your turn!" Coal gets a deranged look on her face. "Pay back time..."
O.o I satre at her a bit scared, "And... what do i... have to do...?"
She smirks, "You have to go up on that stage as Pein, me and Scarlet will provide the music and stuff..."
"Just tell me the damn dare!" I exclaim.
"Ok, ok!" Coal giggles. "You have to go up on that stage as Pein, and do a strip dance for anyone watching, all the way down to your panties."
"WAAAAHHH!" I stare in shock.
"Yep." She gives me a toothy grin.
"I hate you, I hope you know that!" I grumble walking out into the open, all eyes on me.
Whispers goin through: Hey look! Whoes that! Ay, i think that's PEIN! Oh god, why is pein here AGAIN! SHHH! He's goin on stage!
I think bitterly, These people are idiots. Pein's not this short...
I get on stage and see Coal give me a thumbs up sign.
Womanizer by Britney Spears comes on.
People satre a bit eagerly.
I let out a sigh, Pein's gonna kill me if he finds out about this...
I strip to the beat of the music. Earning some yells of appreciation and excitement.
I sigh again as the cloak is left around my waist, and start working on the shirt.
I;m a flat-chested girl, thought to be a boy rite now. It dosen't MATTER... for now...
A few girls cheer with excitement. "WWOOOT! You go boy!"
I blush a deep red, but keep going.
I'm. Gonna. Die. I'm. Gonna. DIE!
The shirt gone, so I take the cloak off and work on my pants, when They're half off, I realize something that would definantly get me killed.
Some chicks whistle, one starts a chant, "TAke them off! Take them off! Tak them off!"
I sigh and drop the jeans to my ankles, continuing my dance.
"YEAH! Work it, PEIN!" A chick yells.
She obviously dosen't know Pein... a forgein maybe?
Kicking the jeans away, I finish my dance off.
"Aww, c'mon! Take it off!" Anoher chick yells.
"Yeah, take em off!"
"Take the panties off!"
"They're pink..."
"Only a true man can pull em off! Are you a real man, Shikamaru!"
I giggle, "Sorry folks! But's thats all!"
This voice changer works WAAAAY to good!
"C'mon! Take em off!"
I shrug, grab my things, then walk off the stage.
Scarlet and Coal were cracking up back stage.
"Shut up!" I hiss.
Nothing, just laughter.
"Stop LAUGHING!" I start strangling Coal.
"Heh, that was a nice show there- um... am I interupting something?" A girl walks in.
"NO!" Coal yells. "PEIN'S just trying to kill me!"
"Oh ok, I can understand why... ITACHI!" The girl stares in mock horror.
"Oh so your afraid of him, but not me?" I exclaim.
"Well... I kinda am... but you kinda just did a strip dance for half the village..." The girl mumbles blushing.
"I KINDA did a strip dance, or i DID a strip dance?" I start getting dressed.
"you did a strip dance!" The girl squeals and runs away.
Scarlet finishes her giggle-fit, "So... i think we should leave now before they call the auothorities..."
"Great idea, SASORI." I smirk as her face heats up.
We walk out fully dressed... but we forgot to turn the voice changers off.
"HI EVERYONE! We're back!" I wave.
We trashed Konoha good! Toilet paper, tooth paste, kecthup filled water-balloons. Heh. I hope they enjoyed that strip dance, cause that's the last they're getting!
"What's with your voice, un?" Deidara looks to me.
"Huh? Oh, they're voice changers!" I click mine off.
"That was SOOO awesome! Konoha's a wreck!" Scarlet cheers in Sasori's voice before clicking it into the off position.
"What'd you guys do...?" Sasuke asks.
"Heh, you don't wanna know." Coal teases clicking ehr voice changer off.
"OHH! Can Tobi come next time!"
I snicker, I just could not hold it in, "PFFFTTT! HAHAHAHA! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"
Coal and Scarlet start laughing extremly loud next to me.
Tobi stares at us confused.
"Oh man. I just had to say that!" I giggle walking off.
"I'm glad you did!" Coal agrees.
The next day~~~~
O.o TT^TT
He found out...
I was sitting on the couch with Deidara and the Uchiha's. Actually, I was between them to keep them from fighting.
Pein walked in glaring daggers.. if looks could kill.
Akemi was trailing behind him, like he usually does to either him or me. Sometimes Konan.
"I'm. Gonna. Kill. You." He growls.
"For what?" I ask innocently.
He tosses today's newspaper on the coffee table, it was in FULL COLOR... for once.
And there I am on the FRONT COVER hands up, in only my pink panties.
The Headline? PEIN! ...The strip dancer?
"Uhm... I have no idea who that is?" I shrink back.
Some coments I picked out were: Sexy! A great dancer! A REAL man! Is a softy...
I jump off the couch and dash past him out the house... base... cave. whatever!
He, of course, chases after.
"NO! WAIT! I'm telling you it wasn't my fault!" I yell running into the forest.
I'm screwed.
And so are Coal and Scarlet.
He practically choked me half to death, then left me alone in the forest, who knows where?
"Never again..." I grumble.