OK peoples! Thanks to the two whi helped: carol(who dosen't have an account as far as i know) and SandrileneFaToren13! My BFF! Thank you SOOOOO much for the ideas!
Now, we shall CONTINUE!
I sit boredly on the couch.
"I'm so bored..." I complain. "Soooooooo booooored!"
"Shut up, Uke." Itachi rolls his eyes.
I pop his head, "Don't roll your damn eyes at me!"
He rolls his eyes again anyway, "Someones-"
"Don't finish that sentence." I glare daggers.
He gives me a smirk.
"AHHH! FREAKING UCHIHA!" I scream stomping out the room, Itachi laughing behind me.
I go pout in my room, cause this quiet and calmness is pissing me off... that sounds odd.
"Uke, stop pouting." Coal enters my room.
"Coal, stop entering my room without knocking first." I snap back.
She just shrugs and plops onto my bed.
"Why're you in here anyways?" I question laying back.
"Scarlet's taking care of the children-"
"Monsters." I correct.
"And most of the members are in a meeting." She finishes ignoring my remark.
"Well, I'm gonna go eaves drop." I hop off the bed and leaving the room, looking for Pein's chakra signiture.
I crack the door open, and immediatly hear voices.
"So why'd you name her Katana?"
"Cause it had a nice sound to it at the time."
"Poor Momo..."
"He deserved it." A female voice... wonder who THAT was?
"Whoes Momo, un?"
"Guy who died after leaving Uke in that world."
Hey wait, how am I in this conversation? I thought they were talking about that Katana chick again!
I back away before i get a headache thinking about it.
"Hm, I wonder what THAT was all about..." I shrug falling on the couch, falling asleep quickly.
"Uke."
"Mmmm... go away..." I mumble turning over. "I sleepin..."
"Get up Uke." I sense annoyance in the Persons voice.
"Nu. I said I'm sleeping."
Everything goes silent for about 5 seconds, before I'm knocked off the couch and into the coffee table.
"AHHHH! You B*TCH THAT HURTED!" I scream shooting up.
Without even thinking, I jump onto the person, choking them with all my strength.
Well of course since I'm in a house full of Akatsuki, they choke me back.
"I. Will. Kill. YOU!" I scream loosing my grip.
I fall to the floor.
"OOWWWW!" I hold my had as the lamp falls on it.
"Uke... your waaaay to clumsy." Pein shrugs.
"Ya know what, your to NOT clumsy!" I sit on the ground, holding my head tight.
"Come eat dinner."
"Fix my head."
"Get up then." He rolls his eyes.
"Fix my head first." I say stuburnly.
"Then get the stuff."
"FIX MY DAMNED HEAD!" I yell at him.
He sighs and gets the box down, wrapping my head up quickly.
"Your just like your mother..." He sighs again.
"What." I shoot my head up and stare at him.
"..." He gets up and starts walking away.
"HEY! Get back here!" I grab his arm and pull... which failed. "How do you know my mom!"
"Hm."
"Don't 'Hm' me!" I complain. "How do you know my mom!"
Still no answer, he just keeps walking.
"PEIN!" I tackle him to the ground. "YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION, DAMN YOU!"
Everything suddenly goes black.
Boy, do I hate ninja... sometimes.
Eh? Who in hells name is that, and why am I dreaming about Pein?
...
A cute little carrot topped girl sleeps on the couch, hugging a blanket, and curled into a ball.
"Get up, Katana." Pein crosses his arms.
"I don't wanna get up. I'm sleeping." The girl complains.
Theres that Katana chick again.
It was kinda like what just happened a few seconds ago with me and Pein.
"OWWW!" The girl screams as she hits her head on the side table.
"Whats goin on in here?" Konan walks into the room.
"Daddy hurt me!" The girl runs behind her mom.
"Lies. You hurt yourself." Pein counters.
"Nu-uh! You pushed me off the couch!" The girl complains.
HEY! How did Konan make her way into my dream! ...THis is sooooo weird.
"To wake you up." Pein shrugs. "I was trying to wake you up nicely, but that didn't work."
"Pein, she's 5. She's not gonna wake up that easily." Konan adds.
"She sleeps all day." Pein counters.
"She has long days, espicially with you."
"And cause you let her stay up all night." Pein crosses his arms.
"Daddy." The girl waves her hands wanting attention.
"Then you try putting her to sleep!"
"Mum!"
"Fine, I will."
"HEY!" The girl yells. "Stop fighting."
The two exchange a glance.
"I swear, thats not normal for a 5 year old." Pein shakes his head walking away.
"Whats an uke?" Katana changes the subject.
"..."
"And whoes the Uke here?" The girl adds.
The parents stare at the little girl.
"Well, i wish my name was Uke. It sounds fancy."
HEEEYYYY! THATS MYYY NAME!
Katana leaves the two stunned parents.
"Great, our kid wants to be named after Yaoi." Pein states sarcastically, rolling his eyes.
"Shut up, Pein... it could be in Yuri too." Konan rolls her eyes back.
Hey! THAT CHICK STOLE MY NAME! ...wait, remember brain? That meeting they were having about me! ...hmm... and that would explain my eyes turning grey... AHHH! BRAIN THAT HURTS! ...ok, yeah? ...uh-huh... uh-huh... Brain... ARE YOU SERIOUS! You mean...?
I suddenly wake up.
"DAMNIT!" I scream. "I wasn't spose to wake up yet! I just forgot half those thoughts! ...DAAAAAAMNNNIIIIIT!"
"Uke, why're you screaming?" Akemi sits up half awake.
"What the hell are you doing in my bed?"
"I couldn't sleep." He shrugs.
"Uh...huh..." I get up. "Well I'll be right back."
I get up and head to the bathroom to brush out my hair and change my bandages.
Removing my hair from my eyes, I pause, then scream in shock.
"Uke, why're you screaming?" Pein ask walking by the open bathroom door.
"Eh, no reason." I shrug it off and continue brushing my hair out.
"Don' lie to me, Uke."
"Then don't lie to ME." I glance at him. "How dare you knock me out!"
"Well you started it." He walks off.
"No you did!" I jam the brush into my hair annoyed, then wince in pain as it hits the scars.
I re-wrap my head then go to bed thinking REALLY hard.
Oh yeah, I bet I'm confusing you? Ne. Well, I screamed cause well... i was surprised. Cause I had Rinnegan.