I wake up in the morning, surronded by warm bodies... 5 actually. Can you guess whoes they are?

I'll tell you: Coal, Mitzumi, Scarlet, Mizu, and Akemi.

"Why is everyone in MY bed?" I exclaim. "And how in hells name did you all fit?"

I sit up annoyed.

"Cause we found that your room is warmer than the others." Coal answers yawning.

"IT'S SUMMER!" I exclaim.

"And we're also by the water." Scarlet rises. "It makes a breeze..."

"Whatever, just get the hell out my bed." I shove the 3 monsters out my bed, then get out myself. "Now its all sweaty."

"Whoes fault is that?" Mitzumi teases with a yawn.

"Yours." I leave the room to take a shower in the locker room... haven't had one of those in awhile!

But today, pretty much everyone was gone, except for us NON ninja.

I don't trust Hidan when I'm in the shower...

So anyways, I got in, but didn't come out for a looooong time, cause I was thinking!

Ok, so I have Rinnegan eyes... HOLY CRAP! THE FANFICTIONS ARE TRUE! PeinxKonan... I think to myself, kinda like staring at the wall.

"I told ya she'd be in here." Akemi announces as hmi and a few other people enter.

I sigh quietly to myself, still lost in my thoughts.

Scarlet starts, "Akemi, you shouldn't-"

To late, outta instinct, I kick my foot out full power.

Akemi hits the wall across from me.

"AHHH! UKE THAT HURTED!" He screams holding his head.

"Well ya shouldn't have snuck up on me like that!" I point out. "I thought you were one of the Akatsuki!"

"They're all GONE remember!"

"Ya still snuck up on me." I shrug turning off the shower and wrapping a towel around myself.

I hated it when pretty much all the members ditched us at the base! We're helpful! ...aren't we?

So anyways, I was just sitting on the couch, BORED outta my fucking MIND.

Everyone left me!

Coal, Scarlet, and the kids went to the park without me!

...Trapazoids! [A/N: A trapazoid is a new word me and my friends came up with! It means slutty vagina.]

*sigh* I stare boredly at the TV, waiting for everyone to come back.

Thats when I caught Pein walking through the living room.

"Pein." I simply say.

He just ignores me.

I stand up, "PEIN."

Still nothing.

I run up and jump on his back, "DADDY!"

He stumbles forward, then glances at me with a smirk,"So you finally figured it out?"

"Yesssss..."

He drops me on the couch and sits next to me, "What tipped you off?"

"Ow, and first it was me eaves dropping on you guys conversation... again." I shrug. "But what made me supicious was some weird flashback thingy an dyou metioning my mom,"

"Is that all?" He stares at me with slight intrest.

"Oh yeah, and I got Rinnegan." I push my hair out my eyes for the third time today... damn hair was getting in my eyes!

"Oh really?"

"Yep."

"Hm, Konan was right." He suddenly disapears.

"EH! You seriously need to stop doing that." I stand up and poof away too.

After 3 tries, I end up in Konan's room.

"Took you long enough." Pein rolls his eyes with a teasing smirk.

"I got lost!" I protest. "Oh yeah, and ya want some ramen?"

I hold up a to-go package from Ichiraku's.

He mouths the word "wow" at me.

"Shut up." I pout.