I'm reading WAAAAAY to many Akatuski fanfictions! ...ah well. Enjoy! Please tell me if someone is OOC, or if they don't show up enough!

"NuuU!" I yell. "Akemi that was MINE!"

He just laughs as he finishes MY ramen.

"DON'T YOU LAUGH AT ME!" I tackle him to the ground, then get pulled off by Sasuke and Coal.

Everyone(and I mean everyone this time) was relaxing in the living room, when something comes crashing into the living room window.

Snoke fills the room, so does coughing.

Blackness suddenly surronds me... [A/N: My cuzin jus HAD to point out that it sounded racist!]

There's a loud groan.

And for once, I wasn't to slow getting up.

I shoot up into the sitting position... or at least tried. Akemi was on me... WHY THE HELL IS HE SO BIG!

I take one look at the only person I could see: The Uchiha's.

I SCREAM, "WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO THE UCHIHA'S! ...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO ME!"

Everyone was now wide awake with wide eyed stares.

Everyone in this room was SEVEN YEARS OLD... why didn't the little kids age?

"Whoes the blonde chick?" Hidan questions.

I start giggling, "I don't think *hahah!* That's a chick!"

It wasn't, and HE was fuming, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, UN!"

I try and gain calmness, but fail. "What happened here? Why're we all *giggle* seven?"

"Probaly that thing that was thrown through the window..." Pein grumbles.

My eyes wander to Sasori who looked oretty pissed.

"O-M-G! YOU LOOK CUTER AS A KID THEN THE ANIME PUT IT!" I squeal putting him in a death hug.

He tries to claw his way out... I feel so unloved.

I drop him and plop back down on the couch to join the awkward silence whiloe everyone stared at themselves and each other.

~~~(1 week later)~~~~"OWW!" I rub my head. I had just smacked into a tree from Pein throwing me.

We were training btw... Me, Pein, and Itachi.

Pein facepalms, "I can't belive she's my daughter..."

"What's that spose to mean!" I yell back at him. "Ok, lets try this again..."

I charge at Pein, and throw a few punches, of which he easily dodges. A kick to the chest, and then I realize I forgot about Itachi. I again hit that same tree, the breath knocked outta me.

"Fuuuckkkk..." I huff getting on my feet again.

I charge at Itachi this time, keeping Pein in my line of sight.

Pein suddenly charges at me, I swing around with a round-house kick.

I'm thrown up into the air, high. I see a second Pein(Sein I think) coming at me from the top.

Crap, this is gonna hurt... I think as the on-coming punch comes.

Suddenly, something tackles the Sein and another something catches me.

There, landing next to me, were 2 of my paths: Suke and Kuke.

I had yet realized how to summon these paths.

"Where'd you get those tw from?" Pein questions, trying to look all authority and dad-like... even in a 7 year olds body.

"Eh, I stopped by a grave yard." I shrug.

The fight starts again, I bit more easier, Pein was holding his own, and almost had me beat... until my two paths and I gav ehim a round house kick, sending him into a tree.

It explodes into little tree pieces! [A/N: TREE BABIES!]

I stand stunned, then start cheering to myself as Itachi goes to check on Pein.

I pause in my victory dance and zoom over to Pein, "You ok?"

He nods rubbing his head, "Your strong for a 7 year old."

"Back to you." I smirk and pull him up on his feet. "...YES! FOR ONCE I'M TALLER THAN SOMEONE!"

"You weren't taller than me yesterday." He points out. "So I think the potion may be wearing off on you."

"Way to kill my mood." I pout.

SORRY IT'S SHORT! ...AGAIN!