~I don't own these characters (Also, don't tell your family to sue me if you or a loved one dies from laughter)
A/N: I'll have them doing all of these actions in soon, but for now, here are the lists they made. Let your imagination wander and try not to have heart attack
The Lists They Made
Carlisle's list:
Esme: Drink spoiled milk
Edward: Let Alice put a slutty amount of make-up on his face
Bella: Walk in public with a mini skirt and skimpy tank-top, and hit on random old men
Jasper: Talk like a bubbly homosexual for 24 hours
Alice: Not talk at all for 24 hours
Emmett: Watch at least 3 yaoi movies without closing his eyes (yaoi=gay anime porn)
Rosalie: Go into public with visibly dirty hair
Reneesme: Drink baby formula all day (she hates it)
Esme's list:
Carlisle: Hit on Emily aggressively in front of Sam
Edward: Walk into a gay bar shirtless and "go with the flow"
Bella: Give Charlie a lap dance
Jasper: Eat nothing but human food for 24 hours
Alice: Watch all the Star Wars movies
Emmett: Watch all the "Bring it on" movies
Rosalie: Come on to Jacob all day long
Reneesme: Go a day without biting anyone
Edward's list:
Bella: Wear a visible thong with low-rider jeans
Carlisle: Chew tobacco (he hates it)
Esme: Be mean to everyone who talks to her
Jasper: Wear pink leggings and short shorts, and then stand in a military store for a couple hours
Alice: Wear un-matching clothes and walk around in public
Emmett: Listen to as many girl pop songs as possible
Rosalie: Bathe in mud for 6 hours
Reneesme: Sit in her room all day and do nothing
Bella's list:
Edward: Wear ass-length short shorts and bend down as much as possible in public
Carlisle: Run up and hug every pack member naked
Esme: Smoke as many cigarettes as possible (Esme hates cigarettes)
Jasper: Run through Forks singing "The Circle of Life"
Alice: Eat nothing but fast food for 24 hours
Emmett: Lick a banana like a pervert in public
Rosalie: Remain in the same room as a clown for as long as she can
Reneesme: Eat nothing but vegetables
Jasper's list:
Alice: Shop at the local swap-meet
Carlisle: Drink nothing but rodents for a day
Esme: Come onto Carlisle's interns
Edward: Flirt with Tanya in front of Bella
Bella: Never say no throughout the whole day (no matter what)
Emmett: Walk down the street singing "I'm Barbie girl" really loudly
Rosalie: Dress up and pretend to be a prostitute
Reneesme: Ask Jacob about orgasms in front of his friends
Alice's list:
Jasper: Dress up like Peter Pan and pretend to fly through the town
Carlisle: Walk into a nail parlor and get a pedicure and a manicure (has to be a loud color)
Esme: Break her favorite vase
Edward: Kiss Carlisle
Bella: Go fishing with Charlie without screaming
Emmett: Memorize all the lines in a 90210 episode
Rosalie: Wear Jacob's clothes for a day
Reneesme: Burn one of her dolls
Emmett's list:
Rosalie: Kiss as many frogs as possible
Carlisle: Eat sushi for 3 hours straight (non-stop)
Esme: Watch the Notebook without crying
Edward: Make an awkward conversation with Phil, Charlie, and Renee in the same room
Bella: Talk about nothing other than her sex life
Jasper: Sit through a lesson about a woman's menstrual cycle
Reneesme: Pretend to hate Jacob for a day
Rosalie's list:
Emmett: Go a day without laughing
Carlisle: Let Rosalie borrow $10,000
Esme: Talk like a gansta for a day
Edward: Do nothing but compliment Jacob for a day
Bella: Flirt with Leah
Jasper: Run down the street singing Lady GaGa songs
Alice: Pick up trash along the highway
Reneesme: Get hair done by Rosalie
Reneesme's list
Carlisle: Go to church
Esme: Ride behind Sam on a motorcycle
Edward: Hit on Jacob
Bella: Do whatever Leah says
Emmett: Watch nothing but golf all day
Rosalie: Eat 100 Twinkies
Jasper: Tell Alice about all of his ex-girlfriends
Alice: Listen to Jasper without slapping him
