Uke: *Cheers* whoes ready for the sequal!

Akatsuki: *weak* yaayyyy...

Scarlet: Party poopers.

Coal: Don;t be like that guys!

Uke: *looks at reviews* NO! NO romance! No! AHH IT BURNS!

?: *walks in*

Uke: Who the hell are you?

?: You'll find out soon enough

Uke: WTF?

Akemi: I KNOW WHO IT IS!

Uke: Wow you can actually reach the computer?

Akemi: -_-

Uke: Tell me!

Akemi: No.

Sean: Oh hey, Uke. *sneaky grin*

Uke: Who let him in?

Pein: He's in the sequal smartass

Uke: Really? What does he do?

Pein: HINT: He ruins your birthday

Uke: ...again?

Everyone: O.O '''

Uke: Forget I said that.

Shen walks in

Shen: Hey Uke and friends.

Uke: And who're you?

Shen: Your BF

Uke: *blush*

Hidan, Deidara, and Scarlet: *singing* Uke and Shen siting in a tree! DOing something they shouldn't be!

Uke: SHut up!

Hida-Dei-Scar: Starts with a S ends with an X!

Uke: STFU!

Hidan-Dei-Scar: O-M-G it must be

Uke: CUT IT OUT!

Shen: *laughs*

Tentacle Lady: You little brat.

Uke: *stares*

Lobster claw guy: wtf are you staring at?

Shen: ( )( ) boobs

Uke: -_-

Sean: OwO

Uke: Get out Sean

Sean: You can't make me.

Coal: Yes we can!

Hidan: Fagget

Mitzumi: Dude, you spelled it wrong!

Mizu: Its: F-A-G-G-O-T

Scarlet: How do my two children know how to spell curse words.

Uke: Hidan taught them.

Scarlet: *glares*

Itachi: Whats with all the people in the sequal?

Naruto: Cause it's epic!

Naruto+uKE: BELIEVE IT!

Sasuke: Idiots

Itachi: Ikr?

Uke: I know you are

Naruto: But what am I?

Deidara: Dumbases, un

Uke: DON'T PAIR ME WITH THAT EVIL BLONDE WITH AIDS!

Everyone: O.O

Dei: O.v

Uke: . Why does Dei get his own emtocon? Same with Itachi and Pein... I WANT ONE!

Itachi: I don't have one.

Scarlet: Yeah, you do: O/.\O

Itachi: -/.\- wow

Fangirls: ATTCK!

Uke: NO YET! WE HAVEN"T STARTED!

...

Uke: I found my emotocon!: VOVOV

Naruto: Whats Pein's?

Uke: :: - Its Pein! XD

Pein: Wow, what is wrong with your world?

Uke: we're bored.

Random guy: LOOK! Its the 3 mousy-whores!

SCarlet: FUCK OFF!

Random guy: What about the 20 dollar blow-jobs?

Coal: Thats someone else damnit! Now go away!

Uke: Hope your looking forward to the sequal! It includes:

Deidara: Danger, un

Pein: Perverted-ness

Sasori: Trouble

Tobi: explosions + tragedies

Konan: Love

Uke: EWW! *looks above*

Itachi: Secrets

Kisame: Lies

Sasuke: Team Taka

Karin: Near death experinces

Suigetsu: Fights

Jugo: boobs ( . )( . )

Coal: *looks up* wow

The 3 girls: ANd much much more!