i-love-my-L: Hello! this is me, your lovable author! You may have noticed that I changed my pen name to I-love-my-L. So from now on, I am not my-pokyo-world, but i-love-my-L instead. About the death note yaoi story…I might not finish it. Not unless I get a couple reviews, I need motivation and my tapes are broken.
Random guy: what tapes?
i-love-my-L: my motivation tapes…
Random guy: why do you need motivation tapes?
i-love-my-L: because without them I feel like a pile of dirt of the side of the street right next to the rotting deer corpse.
Random guy: why?
i-love-my-L: why what?
Random guy: why do you feel like a pile of dirt?
i-love-my-L: because I don't have my tapes.
Random guy: what tapes?
i-love-L: my motivation tapes.
Random guy: what about them?
i-love-my-L: I need them.
Random guy: why?
i-love-my-L: I JUST NEED THEM!
Random guy: need what?
i-love-my-L: MY TAPES!
Random guy: what about tapes?
i-love-my-L: I DO NOT WANT TO PLAY 'THE GAME' RIGHT NOW!
Random guy: what game?
i-love-my-L: THIS GAME!
Random guy: what about it?
i-love-my-L: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY IT!
Random guy: don't want to play what?
i-love-my-L: 'THE GAME'!
random guy: what about it?
i-love-my-L: SHUT THE HLL UP! *explodes*
random guy: maybe you shouldn't explode, I don't think its good for you.
i-love-my-L: …fuck you…
random guy: that's not nice, what if kids are reading this?
i-love-my-L: *dies*
random guy: wake up! You still have to write the story! *shakes my dead body like aikawa from junjou romantic* im going to have to do CPR! How the hell do I do CPR?
Random guy #2: hey whats up-WHAT THE HELL THERES A DEAD BODY!
Random guy: do you know CPR?
Random guy #2: CPR? I cant even spell it!
Random guy: …
Random guy #2: the hospital! Lets take her to the hospital!
Random guy: ok, do you have a car?
Random guy #2: no, do you think she'd give me a car? Im just a random guy
Random guy: actually im the random guy, you're the second one.
Random guy #2: WHAT? IM THE SECOND?
Random guy: yeah…
Random guy #2: ILL SHOW YOU NUMBER TWO!
Random guy: wait, I think she's breathing!
Random guy #2: CUT THE CRAP!
Random guy: ok well we have got to get her to the hospital.
Random guy #2: FINE!
Random guy: how do we get her there?
Random guy #2: LIKE HELL I KNOW!
Random guy: well then look for a passerby.
Random guy #2: WE ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING TO FIND A THIRD RANDOM GUY JUST WALKING ALONG?
Random guy #3: oh my god, is she okay?
Random guy: I found one.
Random guy #2: I AM OUTTA HERE!
Random guy #3: see ya.
Random guy: I guess that means you're the second random guy now?
Random guy #3: nope, the three is still there.
Random guy: so lets get her to a hospital.
Random guy #3: okay, there's one right there.
Random guy: oh you're right, lets go.
Random guy #3: well we're here, doctor? We need help, I think she needs CPR.
Doctor: you cant give CPR to a dead person. And this person is covered in burns, looks like she exploded.
Random guy: really….
Doctor: do you know anything about this?
Random guy: no….
Random guy #3: doctor we have more important things to worry about, for instance, this DEAD BODY!
Doctor: well its not like I have magic powers to bring a dead person back to life. Or do i? no just kidding I don't.
Random guy: well then ill find one!
Name unknown: no need for I am already here.
Random guy: who are you?
Name unknown: I am…seikatsu.
Random guy: doesn't that mean life in Japanese?
Seikatsu: exactly.
Random guy #3: well then work your magic, sei-kun.
Seikatsu: what did you call me?
Random guy #3: sei-kun.
Seikatsu: ….yeah, im gonna have to ask that you don't call me that anymopre.
Random guy: shut up and fix her sei-kun!
Seikatsu: *glares at random guy and random guy #3* fine… *waves hand over my carcass*
Random guy: I think its working!
Seikatsu: shhh…im almost done.
Doctor: excuse me but I am the doctor here and if I didn't do anything then id feel ashamed…well not ashamed…more cheated out of money.
Random guy 3#: in what way doc?
Doctor: …SHUT UP! *leaves*
Random guy and random guy #3: …..
Seikatsu: ok, she should be coming back to life any minute now…
i-love-my-L: what the hell happened?
Random guy and random guy 3#: SHES ALIVE! WE DIDN'T KILL HER!
Random guy: actually I didn't kill her, I just met you ten minutes ago.
i-love-my-L: what happened?
Random guy: I don't know…its not like you exploded and died…
i-love-my-L: what the hell?
Random guy: isn't it time for you to start working on chapter three? Your fans are waiting for it.
i-love-my-L: I don't have fans…no one likes my story..
random guy: *slaps i-love-L in the face*
i-love-my-L: OW! That fucking hurt!
Random guy: get to your story!
i-love-my-L: fine… *leaves to write the third chapter of her stupid story that isn't even yaoi but a shonen-ai kind of story*
random guy: well, that's all folks!