A/N: Time for some faster updates! I start school this Friday, so let's see how many updates I can do before then ;)

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Rosalie's List

Rosalie trudged through the front door, pissed at Emmett, but somewhat relieved that she came home last night and brushed her teeth six times. She walked into the living room ready to slump down on the couch, only to be met by a nervous looking Edward and a very pissed off Bella already sitting on the couch.

"Hey," Rose muttered, taking the chair near the window.

"Hey," Bella muttered back. Looks like she's not in a good mood either, Rosalie thought. What'd you do this time, Eddie?

Edward threw a murderous glare her way before turning to Bella and smiling sheepishly. "At least that dare is over."

"Speaking of dares, sweetheart, what's with you and Carlisle?" Bella asked, not even missing a beat.

Edward flinched and looked away. "It was just a dare!"

"If it was just a dare," Esme said, walking into the living room with Emmett and Carlisle, "then you really went all out."

"Why can't we just forget that ever happened?" Carlisle asked, though he sounded funny. Rosalie observed Carlisle's look of sickness and giggled.

"You look like you just ate sushi for 3 hours."

"Oh ha, ha." Carlisle snapped.

"Looks like everyone's in a bad mood," Emmett noted aloud.

"Yeah, because some of us had to kiss frogs all day long," I mumbled.

"And some of us had to sit through embarrassing menstrual cycle lessons," Jasper added, walking in with Alice and Reneesme.

Rosalie couldn't help but notice how happy Alice and Esme looked. Well that's about to change.

Rosalie jumped out of her seat, succeeding in scaring the hell out of Bella, and grinned. "Who's ready for my dares?"

"I'm not," Carlisle grumbled.

"Yeah, can we skip a day," Bella whined. "I just found out that my dad used handcuffs on my mom when they were married."

"Well, that's how you were born," Emmett laughed. "When a police officer loves a wildcat‒"

"Emmett, I will fucking kill you if you finish that sentence!" Bella growled.

"Language!" Esme gasped, eyeing Reneesme pointedly. Though Reneesme didn't look like she particularly cared. In fact, she looked awfully sad.

"You okay, Nessie?" Rose asked.

Reneesme looked up and smiled sadly. "I told Jacob that I hated him."

"Aw, poor Nessie."

"Yeah…"

"Just get on with the dares so that we can all feel sorry for ourselves sooner," Carlisle said.

"Says the man who grinded his own son‒"

"Emmett," Carlisle snarled, "I will hurt you worse than that grizzly bear if you say one more damn thing about that incident."

"I didn't know it was an incident‒" Emmett began.

"MOVING ON!" Edward said loudly before smiling at Rosalie. "Please continue."

"Okay," Rosalie giggled. "Edward, you have to do nothing but compliment Jacob for a day."

"Oh Jesus, no." Edward whined. "He's going to make fun of me for hours!"

"Edward, I had to crawl on the floor with a collar around my neck in front of his pack," Alice rolled her eyes. "I think you could survive complimenting him."

"Yes, but enjoyed crawling on the floor for him," Edward countered.

"Excuse me?" Jasper said, eyeing Alice.

"Keep going with the dares!" Alice said quickly, trying to evade Jasper's glance.

"Carlisle," Rosalie laughed, "you have to give me $10,000‒"

"The hell I will!" Carlisle laughed without humor. "You must be smoking that hardcore stuff, Rose, because if you think I'm giving you $10,000, you are heavily mistaken!"

"It's either that or Wal-mart," Rosalie said evilly.

Carlisle glared at Rosalie before looking away and growling. "Dammit."

"Why didn't I think of that?" Alice wailed. "I could be walking around with a new pair of shoes‒"

"Keep going, Rose," Carlisle said quickly, unconsciously putting his hand to the wallet in his pocket.

"Esme," Rosalie said, "you have to talk like a gansta for a day."

Emmett could barely contain his laughter while Edward fell to the floor holding his stomach, laughing his ass off. Esme puffed up and stuck her tongue out at Rosalie.

"Bring it on!" Esme chanted.

Rosalie couldn't help but start laughing. "Emmett, you have to go a day without laughing."

"NO!" Emmett fell to the floor dramatically. "Why, God? WHY?"

"There is absolutely no way that's gonna happen," Bella giggled.

"Emmett, I think that's gonna be your biggest challenge yet," Carlisle snickered. "Good luck with that!"

"Yeah thanks, dad," Emmett muttered. "You're so kind."

"Bella," Rosalie said, practically on the floor trying not to laugh, "you have to hit on Leah."

"YES!" Edward howled, earning a sucker punch from Bella.

"Rosalie, did I ever tell you how much I hated you?" Bella asked sweetly.

"Jasper, you have to run down the street singing Lady Gaga songs," Rosalie chuckled.

"May I suggest LoveGame?" Alice cheered. "Let's have some fun, this beat is sick; I wanna take a ride on your disco stick!"

"Aw hell no!" Jasper yelled. "I am not singing that!"

Reneesme tugged on Alice's shirt and cocked hr head to the side. "What's a disco stick?"

"A disco stick is a‒" Emmett began.

"No!" Edward snapped. "Don't tell her!"

"I'll tell you later," Emmett stage-whispered.

"Alice," Rosalie continued, "you have to pick up trash along the highway."

"Well it's about time she did something for our planet," Edward muttered.

"Shut up, Edward!" Alice yelled. "I do a lot of things for this planet."

"Like wearing fur coats," Emmett chuckled.

"She also likes to drive gasoline-guzzling cars," Esme added.

"Do you even recycle?" Bella asked.

"Alright," Alice sighed, "I get it! Sheesh!"

"And last but not least," Rosalie grinned, "Reneesme, you have to let me do your hair‒"

"NOOO!" Reneesme screeched before jumping into Bella's arms. "Mommy, don't let her do it! Please!"

"I'm sorry, but…" Bella sighed. "It has to be done."

"I'd rather be gift-wrapped to the Volturi!" Reneesme cried.

"Whoa, talk about a major diss," Jasper laughed.

"This is what you do to little girls," Carlisle shook his head. "You make them cry. Shame on you."

"Oh be quiet," Rosalie grumbled before grinning. "I'm excited!"

"God, where's Royce when you need him?" Edward muttered before being punched in the face by Rosalie.