Sorry, I went on a writing-one-shots vacation.

Lol, thanks for all the laughs and scenarios, guys! Some of them are longer than the chapters I write o_0. And for a few of them, I actually got some story ideas for (or at least one shot ideas), so I will be giving the individual reviewers a heads up if an idea that was triggered by one of their scenarios gets posted up. It's most likely going to be in my newest Royai project, a story called xoxoxo. :D

Anyways, you guys are all getting instant gratification, gratification being the emphasized word, and instant being the word that should more or less be ignored.

You'll find out about that at the end of the chapter.

Enjoy.

Hayate grumbled at Mustang when he saw the Colonel come in through the door.

Mustang, when Hawkeye wasn't looking, stuck his tongue out at Hayate.

Hawkeye came back from the pantry, having filled Hayate's dog bowl with kibble. Hayate sniffed at it, and ate it grudgingly.

Hawkeye sat on a nearby sofa and Mustang lay down on the same one, his head on her lap. He smirked at Hayate.

"Who's jealous now, hm?" Mustang whispered to Hayate.

"Hm?" Hawkeye asked, running her fingers through silky black hair.

"Nothing, just telling Hayate that you're mine now," Mustang said, turning back to face her.

"That's not true."

What?

Damn that dog—

"You are mine," she corrected, tugging at his tie in the same way he had seen her tug at Hayate's collar before.

"Good either way," he smirked, and raised his hand up to pull her head down to touch lips.

But she stood up and flipped him into the wall across the room.

"No," she smiled, taking up more space on the sofa and pointing a gun at Mustang.

"Now, you get housebroken."

Eh…well story fin. Thanks for reading, and when convenient, drop a review! I kinda want to apologize for the shortness of all the chapters and of the story as well, but I guess that's how it ended up! In the end I also don't think I really had those two in character, but hm, it is fanfiction. :P

And guess what? To the ones I've promised 'instant gratification' for submitting scenarios, I will be writing BONUS chapters. Oh yeah, EXTRA chapters. One dedicated to each reviewer that participated in Chapter 7's activity (yes, you may still submit now). They may or may not be related to what you guys wrote in your scenarios, or what's cooking on your profile page (yes, I do look at my reviewer's profile pages like a genuine stalker), but they are written with you guys in mind! :) I hope that's a better gift than like say, a virtual cookie.

BUT if there's any one favor that you can do for me, it would be to look up the anime Darker than Black, which is quite honestly my favorite. In case I haven't yet advertised it yet on this story (I pretty much have talked about it in at least one story of every fandom I've ever written for recently), please please give it a chance! It's neo-noir, a quarter sci-fi, great characters (Hei!), intense plots, really dense episodes, pretty deep (like how Fullmetal really touched on what humanity was), fighting and action, and you can watch all the episodes on Youtube or Hulu (though I think in both Darker than Black is considered 'mature content' but I swear it's only because of the minimal amount of blood)! The soundtrack is practically all drum n bass and techno! Besides, if you start watching, you know there's a fan in me that'll talk to you all day about it!

Anyways my little minions, have an awesome rest of day!