Hagrid Got Run Over by a Thestral
Hagrid got run over by a thestral
walkin' home from Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals.
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
He'd been drinkin' too much butterbeer.
And we'd begged him not to go.
But he'd forgot his medication,
and he staggered out the door into the snow.
When we found him Christmas mornin,'
at the scene of the attack.
He had hoof prints on his forehead,
And a chunk ripped off his back.
Hagrid got run over by a thestral,
walkin' home from Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
but as for me and Harry, we believe.
Now were all so proud of Harry.
He's been takin' this so good.
See him in there watchin' Quidditch,
drinkin' juice and playin' cards with Captain Wood.
It's not Christmas without Hagrid.
All the family dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Hagrid got run over by a thestral,
walkin' home from our Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
Now the ham is on the table.
And the pudding made of pie.
And an orange and yellow candle,
that would just have matched the stripes on Hagrid's tie.
I've warned all my friends and neighbors.
"Better watch out for your hides."
They should never give a license,
to a thestral who says he can drive.
Hagrid got run over by a thestral,
walkin' home from our Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But as for me and Harry, we believe.
Hagrid got run over by a thestral,
walkin' home from our Hogsmeade Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as thestrals,
But as for me and Harry, we believe.