Chaptar 2
AN: Plz dunt flame ma story, if u do den u hate world peace! Rainbow licks da tentacula n wants every1 to be happy so don flame! Thanz for da help Meager n thmbz up 4 da train!
Harmony and Rainbow was in da conen room and den dey puled out da Tentacula leafs nd begun to smoke them becuz dey Hippys. Rainbow began to start to say about world peece becuaze dat is al Hippiys talk aboot. Harmony start to sing and she had a rly gud voice and so gud dat Rainbow tough she wuz sexxxxy even doh he was in2 birds lik da Postmaster Generall. Aneeway….
Harmony used 2 be hermononie, but she changed her nam 2 b lik da Hippies cause she DIDN'T LIK DA MUGLES!1
Meanwhile Vernon came into da connen roocm and saw "I am head of Gryferdoor! Here r my Drillz!"
We dunt lik ur drills, we lick wurld peece!" Rainbow and Hamrony yelled so loud that she had 2 stup sinning. Dey left da connen room den und went draussen (c dat wuz in german… thax Mega 4 teachun ma da German so I culd put it in dis story to promot wulrd piece!1)
Dey saw Harry Poter and Tyler Milloy theyre. Harmony said 'that is Porter and Tyler Milloy there' den at the same time Rainbow sed "They used to b boifrienz cause dey r both bi but naw Harry licks sum1 eltz" he told Harmony becuz she didn't no becauz she wuz a new student cauz she used 2 b a MUGLE!1
"Did u see da Postmastr Generla"? Harry den said 2 Rainbow "Dumbledum waz tryin to poison!"
"Ya" Rainbow said, "da Postmaster is sezzzzzy"!1 he sed exclaiming
"Yea' sed Porter, even tho he thought that 2! He was not gong to saw in front of Rainbow!"
"Well, bi!" Rainbow said surprisingly becuz he didn now he wuz gonna b wlakin away! Rainbow walked away wif Hamrony and dey prolly smoked lots!
(Becuz dis chapta is longr if u r out of tim stup here n cum bac latr!)
Tyler looked and it was Harry "Y u both luk da Postmaster?" Dis made Harry turn too Tyler! "You dunt understand! Ur just a Hogwarta student! And da Postmaster has feelingzzzz!1" nd he runned away.
Harry run 2 a random room in da skull, He cryed den he locked up and saw… Stoop!
"Porter! I no u lyk da Postmaster General!" Stoop cried menacly
"How?" Harry yelled
"because… becuz… becous-cous… becux… I liked da Post 1ce! Stoop screamed in agony.