Chaptar 3
AN: Thanx 4 da gud refews for da chaptars!1 BTW, If you flam den u hate wrld peace! An mrike ur suppozd 2 rit dis! Stup coloring! LOLJKJK
…..Harmony culd nut belief her eyes!
"Y did u do love that Postmaster General?" screamed Porter (He screemz becuz he is a prep)
"Snupstup said slowly (lick in da moovy where he talks) The… General… has…. Certain…. Actrations…." Harry said indeed nd Stup agreed.
"If u drink…. This spezial poshion I will help u get wif Postmastr General" Stup said.
Harry looked at Stup wif deep love becuz he new that he loved his father wen dey went 2 skull together but some hippy named Petunia Peace married him instead and made him straight (nut lick a line but close enugh 2 have children).
Suddenly harry sed "Give me da potione now so I cen haf Postmaster General b4 Rainbow takes her"
Ineed I shall but first we must ask da sroting hat! "I will convice Dmubldeoor to give us da hat 4 dis spezial occasion whitch he will give me becuz he trutz me even doe u does nut."
~ 1 yar l8r ~
"I've gluten da hat frum Dmubledoor" Stup said "I asked him all day yesterday n he says he understans luv so u can have da hat"
Harry sed vilely "I hav waded 4 a yar!1"
Now we put da hat on da head" Stup sex. Stup put the hat on Harries Head. After the hat was on Harries Hhead, he tok it off n sed "this cannot be". "U are destined 2 be wif Wighead the Postmastr General" Little did de know, Rainbow waz old enough 2 overher them. Rainbow told Harmony.
Hamrony sed "no" nd Rainbow smocked tentacula.