Chaper 5
AN: Srry I did nut let u hear da secret, it is a secret only Stup n Sporter can no. Plz stup flaming da story. Der is a plot n im juzt tryn to support wrld peeece!1 If u dunt lick it den dnt red it okaaay? Da hole story is abut da Warthog skool n how da studnts act in skool, dnt b jelous of ma plot or u hat wrld piece!
Harry Porter wuz anger becuz he had 2 wade 5 yars be4 Snupstup helped him but that anger went away when he saw Rainbow Wesel smoking da Tentacula becuz he looks lik a high hippy wen he dus dat. Sumhow Porrter needed to git Rainbow a lone becuz he luvs Postmastr too and Harry does nut lick da competition.
To do da plan Harry azed Rainbow to go to jam-making class early wif him to get good seats near da jellys. Rainbow angreed n dey went. They decided nut 2 walk down da hall 2gether becuz den ppl might fink de are bisezual. (dey aren't lick dat but dey do shar clothezzzz)
Wen dey got 2 da jam room 4 class, Porter did wut he needed 2 do. Out came his wand and he stuck it in Rainbo's ear (it did nut go in all da way becuz Rainbow wuz high)
"Unbrokableis Vowis" Harry roared in da empty classroom. Rainbow flinched but porter did nut. An den the unbrokable vows was done and rainbow likd MADongal.