Chapter 7 (this is da chaptr I talked aboat earlier! I found it in ma canyon)
AN: Surry 4 nut updating da story, I wuz and mega wuz in collgeg tryin to learn how to writ dis STROY!11! BTW my proffz lik dis stroy n wnt to try sum tentacula!
Harry was confused butt he new that HairyHarman would know wot to do. He wus confusied becux Rainbow never cam back to jam class n he had leftover mandarin spread that NObody wanted. Porter walked to da eagleclaw (see I changed da name from ravintalon to eagleclaw bcux it's a fanfixtion and nut da real story even doe its really cloose). N knocked on da door.
"Whose at duh bloody door" screamed a small child. Harry thought the scream sounded like a child nut HairyHarman. Hairymormon came 2 da door n opened it (becuz he wuz inside). Harry immediate said after taking a minute pause "that screm did not sound like you!"
*take a dramatic pause*
*get some tentacula n read on*
HairymanHar sed it was and harry didn't believe him. The door wuz only open a crak and harry porter asked wut he should do about postmaster. HairyHarMan sez "whenever I try to woe a burd I always play it sum trashy music and feed it…. WAI8888888T (surry for da txt talk) a minute
A minute actually "went by
Why u not ask your father about the ladies? He said perspectively.
Cuz ma fatha touched the reselecting stone n died porter said" happily because he knew HairHairyman would tlk to about sex with him. "Then I shall talk to you about the world of wizard sex" mormanHairy said.
Hairyharman begun to talk. "Play your burdy friend sum Mexican hatdance music…." AND THEN Harry found the source of the screemz.
"Did sum1 say Mexican music? Came a quiet voice belongs to" Duby! A kitchen elf. Duby wuz wearing a light blue bath roob and a thick blond wig (this did nut remind Harry of postmaster General though becuz they r 2 diff kinds of wigs). "Cum back inside the kitchen Duby said very sedeucively."
Harry screamed so loud that every1 in da caslte comed to Hagrids' hut. The proffessores were laughing n hittin Hairyhairymans on da butt and high 5ing duby but da students were either throughing up or acting secretly jealous (You wuld be jealous too!)
Den, Hairyman grew a foot tal1er, "I have an anoosement" Duby nd I haf been well, u know… playin da bagpipes!" Sum ppl gasped sum laughed an sum acted and cried out jealousy (Mr. flinch was one of da jealous 1s).
We figured tht since Duby is 7 yars old in elf time, if u convoy it 2 da wizard time, he is 107! Many teachers clapped.
Den, Duby said shyly but loud enough 4 every1 to hear, "I luv ur treacle tart nd dat black beard (ewww, nut da pirate u hippies). After dat the school left da hut and rainbow and harmony mad tiedye shirts becuz they lik drugs an evething is bettr in collars.