Chapter 9
AN: Dis chapta is pivotol in da plot! Pay Attention to da detailz. Stup flaming, DUBY AND HAIRYHAIRMAN LOVE EACHODDER, luv is luv. If u hat den u hate wolrd peace!1
Today MADongal decided to hold a danz class 4 da summer danz in augusta and she mad ppl pair up to practice da moovz (she wuz a 70's gurl n knows how to danz). Tyler tried to be partnerz wif harry but harry did nut want to.
Tyler had to danze wif Mr. Flinch whitch sux becuz he is a homosezual.
Rainbow n harry both went wif harmony but MADongal said no becuz postmastr general needed a partner and Harry Porter frogot he licked her. Pluz Rainbo n Harmony are druggies and religious posrs 4 wurld peece n Harry duz nut lik dat vary much!
MADongal strted da music an ppl danzed. Den, wif no warning. Rainbow pulled away from Harmony n stuped da music. "I haf an anoosement' when Tyler heard dis he left to find a noose. "I luv MADongle the whole room ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhed" and MADongal felt faltered which made her blush.
Den, Harmony spiked rainbows drink n he feel 2 da floor.
Den, DoubleDoor camed in an axed y there no music played. "nevermind" he said. The lavandar flowers dripping frum him. "Ive cum 2 kill the final whorecruckz!" WTF is a orcrucks Harry sed over da crowd of ppl!