I stir, a slight throbbing still takes place in my head much to my disapproval, the tones of red in the room not helping the pounding ease neither is the bright stream of light coming through the sash window in the room. A small groan escapes my lips as my hand feels the soft bedcovers that now surround me… wait BEDCOVERS? Shooting bolt upright an aggravated scream erupts from my throat, suddenly the door opens revealing an irate Hidan –who bursts into the room-. The sheer anger on his face is enough to make anyone shut up, fear clogs up my throat stopping the scream in it's tracks. Not that I was noticing or anything but one of two things grabbed my attention, these bed covers are really nice {red and silky, personal goal of mine it to get silk sheets I can definitely check that one off} and number two is that Hidan is topless and covered in scarlet blood…I guess he really does sacrifice himself everyday. OH NO! Am I a sacrifice because I will be so pissed off if I am besides you know being dead because that would also be a big downside to it all.

"What am I doing here? I said I DIDN'T want to be HERE!"

"Yeah well get used to it! Your friend is much more co-operative but then again she's not like you is she? You're special, aren't you?" Hidan smirks edging closer to me his hands tracing the swirls and lines on the duvet, whoa talk about weird.

"Eh excuse moi? I'm sorry but it sounds like you just said in boy speak that you like me!"

"Yes, is that a problem?"

"Hell yeah it's a problem! I've only known you about 5 seconds and you've only known me that long too, you sure are one confident guy, good job you aren't Itachi otherwise I'd be beating you up right now!"

"I'd love to see you try, you're a f*cking weakling you know? If we needed you for fighting we'd be screwed but fortunately we don't, we only need you're head since you're so much more f*cking intelligent than us."

"Darn straight! Stop being so hostile…I'm hungry. Where am I?"

"Where do you think you are you b*tch? Jashin if you're our new teacher how thick must we be?"

"Exactly." I smirk clambering out of the bed.

Hidan reaches my bedside stretching out a hand… NO WAY! I swiftly move out of bed and towards the side that Hidan is currently not occupying, it's then I notice I'm in new clothes. A black long flowing t-shirt and long black pants all with the Akatsuki logo on them, but hold on, my hair wasn't this long before…Pause and rewind, how did I get into new clothes? Almost as if he knows what I'm thinking Hidan smirks at me and puts his hands up into the air in the 'I have no idea' gesture when he knows exactly how I got to be in these clothes. Ugh he is such a pervert!

Rushing around to a full length mirror in the black walled room I see a face that's not my own. Instead of brunette locks I see long white blonde bangs shimmering and framing my face then I see my eyes have also changed from hazel to white –like an albino- . I'd thinned out even more… I look really different! I actually look good for once I mean I looked really geeky back in England and I had a bit of a spot problem you know, I'm not proud, but even though these divine new looks are amazing I'm going to miss looking like my Mum. It was freaky we could be like twins if we really wanted. I miss you already Mum, Dad too I suppose and my two troublesome brothers. If you have brothers you fight all the time and you think you hate them but I guess situations like these make you see that you really do love them after all.

"This is very confusing, is it usual to kidnap two innocent girls and bring them back here, on second thought, don't answer that. Let me just clarify this, so I've been taken into the world of Naruto to teach you because you're thick and now my appearance has changed plus the fact that you like me!"

"Yup that's pretty much it… what the f*ck are you doing here Kisame I was put in charge of this one?"

I spin around wildly to see the shark demon himself, a gasping noise erupts from my mouth as he talks to Hidan… I can't believe I'm finally meeting him! He doesn't even look ugly he appears to be one of those guys who are ruggedly handsome rather than the delicate girly features of someone like Itachi or Hidan. Even though I tend to go for the latter, Kisame looks really awesome, blue skin defiantly suits him well, I mean I don't know what he'd look like with normal skin only a few bad photoshopped images of him on the internet so I really wouldn't know.

"Excuse me, I am here you know and I'm pretty sure I'm big enough and ugly enough to take care of myself! Besides I'd rather have you guys look after me anyway, I'd be happy with anyone apart from Itachi, arrogant teme."

"Heh finally a girl with some taste, I swear that other girl is exactly like every other… obsessed with Itachi!" Kisame groans at the mere mention of him

"Kisame don't you dare touch her!" Hidan growls reaching for his scythe if Kisame even swayed too close to me.

"HIDAN PUT IT AWAY! Ah welcome to the Akatsuki Abi-sensei now as you know you'll need to teach these cretins how to do simple sums and literacy. So first you'll teach Kisame and Tobi mathematics. Good Luck! Oh and by the way you may want to try and cover up your face or something if you want any hope of teaching them successfully, they'll probably end up just staring at your face…" Leader drones as he disappears as quickly as he appeared

I stand there bewildered that people as cool as Kisame need tutoring by losers like me on maths… weird but at least I get to spend time with different people, guys at that!

"Um, well is there like a classroom here or something?" I ask walking with Kisame to the hallway outside

Kisame looks slyly at me while pointing towards a door right next to my room, well at least I wont have far to walk to the classes. Suddenly I hear the dulcet tones of screaming, of what sounds like a six year old so I guess… TOBI! Looking up I see an orange swirly mask staring down at me tufts of brown hair poke out from the top of it.

"You must be Tobi… well in you go and sit down please."

"SENSEI?" Tobi asks loudly

"Yes Tobi?"

"Tell us about yourself!"

"Yes, please do… Abi-kawaii sensei." Kisame agrees

"Well I don't know I'm supposed to be teaching you," I stutter while writing the date on the board, but seriously do all the rooms in the Akatsuki have to be black as I notice once again that the colour of the walls is in fact black, I mean I'm a fan of black but there is seriously too much.

"Please Abi-kawaii?" Tobi begs taking a seat at the desk closest to me

"Oh alright I suppose then as long as you work hard afterwards, my name is Abigail Laura, I used to go to an all girls school but then I was brought here. My best subjects are maths, English, History and Philosophy/ Ethics. Now that's all you're getting… NO DON'T GIVE ME THAT!" I look at Tobi who is affectionately stroking my hand

"HEY TOBI GIVE HER A BREAK IT'S HER FIRST DAY! Now what do you want us to do Abi-kawaii sensei?" Kisame yells

"Oh um well how's everybody at symmetry?"

"GOOD!" They both agreed

"Right then draw me some shapes then!"

I Have the feeling that this is going to become quite the opportunity but for what I just don't know yet…