Sighing drastically I sink into the black leather chair in the noisy room. I sip my tea carefully while trying to actually relax a bit… I've only been doing the job less than a day and I'm already tired out! Although beating Itachi at a war of words was fun, if only Siobhan had been here to watch my triumph… ha…Deidara's not here either. I guess he is a little busy making my swim suit, even still I would have liked him to see it. Exhaling deeply again like a depressed train, Kisame reaches out and pats my knee worriedly,
"Abi-kawaii, are you alright you seem a little upset?"
"Oh I'm fine I just hope everyone is ok back home…Hidan scared Mr. Bottom really badly…"
"Get a grip. He's a man, he'll be fine! Stupid fcktard…." Hidan grumbles
"WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL HIM?!" I bellow down his ear making him physically jump off the seat and into the air… it's actually quite funny!
"I called him a FCKTARD you got a problem with that?" Hidan smirks daring me to engage him in a war of words
However an evil smile creeps across my lips as I realize, I'm a teacher and I can give out punishments…hehehe well what should it be, detention, lines or… banging erasers?! Hidan looks slightly less cocky as I get up, a no doubt scheming look on my face and I stalk my way over to him, he's not going to like this… A COMBINATION PUNISHMENT…
"Hidan, for being rude to your sensei you will have a detention of banging erasers and then you will write 1000 lines (without use of chakra) saying 'I will not diss Mr. Bottom' is this perfectly clear?" I smile sweetly
The look of pure disgust on Hidan's face was enough to brighten even the dullest of rainy days, his face changed from being so cocky to a look of pure hatred, the flesh I basically burning off his face! Ha serves you right for dissing Mr. Bottom. I get up and start to walk away when a firm hand grabs my shoulder, ice cold fingers lace themselves around my wrist also. It feels as if im trapped in a spiders web… it could only be one person… Itachi Uchiha…
"Itachi-teme get off me before I kill you… with a LIFETIME OF DETENTIONS."
"As if that would scare me… the way you dealt with Hidan was impressive, you're kind of cool."
"Ah the Itachi Uchiha is contradicting his earlier statement by falling even deeper in love with me by lengthening the time we talk to each other and also the amount of bodily contact we have, this puts your own health at risk because practically every one I've met likes me and will kick your ass if you hurt me… You wanna rethink your move Uchiha?" I dictate once again pointing out several flaws in the mans actions
"Woah, you really are quite the analytical one aren't you? That's what I like a woman with smarts… I also like things I can't have. Which would be you…"
"DEIDARA ITACHI'S PERVING ON MEEEE!" I yell loudly causing Itachi to loosen his grip on me
I take advantage of this situation and wriggle myself free of his grip, then turn squarely to face him, bring up my foot to kick him where the sun don't shine, when I'm stopped by his hand clasping my ankle. Looking up into his smug smiling face I decide it's time for the ultimate guy who'll hurt him…Hidan. Glancing around I cannot see him… oh crap… well shouting will have to do then. Strangely I feel abandoned so I end up sounding a bit more desperate than I should of.
"HIDAN! ANYONE! HELP!"
Suddenly I feel a warm hand wrap around my ankle, prizing it away from Itachi's cold grip… I look up to see a smiling Siobhan! I beam back at her then wrap her in a huge glomping hug. I'd been so busy I'd almost forgotten her. Hidan bursts into the room but then is saddened by the fact that he is too late to help me out, poor guy does he know he's being this obvious? Anywhoosle I share a glance with Siobhan, our glances said the look of pure evil, we knew what each other is thinking and we are thinking evil thoughts.
Wandering up to Hidan I casually say "Hidan, Itachi was perving on me… it was horrid… could you perhaps tell him off for me? I'll drop your detention."
"Hmmm, I'll do it but want another detention with you…"
"Another one?"
"Yes… I want to be alone with you some more, so I get to know you kind of thing…"
Absorbing this piece of news like a sponge, I look into the randomated plant pot situated next to the kitchen door. I mean what harm can come from that? If nothing else it would be a great way to tease Itachi… maybe that's what me and Siobhan should do, torture the Akatsuki members one by one! I'll have to talk about that with her.
"Fine, but no creepy Jashin sacrifices or anything relating to that ok?" I sigh glancing at the smirk on Hidans pale face
I back up to Siobhan and I laugh while Hidan starts to beat the hell out of Itachi, who just stands there smirking at us… pedophile creep! Siobhan, who's appearance has changed also, stands there looking mortified as Itachi gets a nose bleed from the force of Hidans punches… well I suppose I should stop it now…
"Hidan, I think you're scaring Siobhan-sensei… could you stop it now? Besides I have a great plan to get him back anyway!"
I beckon for him to come over into the small huddle made by me, Siobhan and him. Amazing how all other noise in the room stops as we start to plan something secret… nosy temes…
"Right, when he's asleep we'll sneak into his room, cut off his ponytail and then dye the rest of his hair blonde, while someones doing that another person will find all of the Sasuke and Itachi pictures and all the Kisame and Itachi pictures then stick them on his walls! When he wakes up he'll be so freaked out!"
"B-but we can't do that!" Siobhan wails
"Why the little jumped up fangirl too much of a goody goody to do anything to her precious Itachi-sama?" Hidan teases this successfully has the effect of bringing her down from her fangirl cloud quite fast.
"I'll do it!" She agrees
This is the makings of one devilish plan… and I for one cannot wait to see it in action!